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the underworld according to ancient Egyptian myth

He was responsible of escorting souls

through the after life to their final judgment.

He was also responsible for

feeding souls of sinners to Ammit...

the eater of the dead.

so, what?

no heaven?

no anything

being fed to Ammit meant the soul would vanish

into an oblivion with no further hope of existence

so Konstantin can eat souls

with this amulet thingy

well... sort of

if he figured out how to decipher it he can

open up a gateway to an alternate dimension

the after life or Hall of Two Truths according

to ancient Egyptian mythology

Pavel, you're just in time, Ed is

making another apocalypse prediction

and we're going to be studying the find

in my lab in Denver later this week

Professor Konstantin!

what?

you know him?

I'll tell you what, you stay here and

day dream about Konstantin all you want.

I'm hit'n the bar

you down?

you buying?

you driving?

it's a deal comrade

let's drink

let's do it

if this talisman actually carries

the powers of Anubis

I'll be interested in

finding ways to harness 'em

perhaps as a weapon

for the good of

mankind of course

what are you up to professor?

here's the crate you

asked for professor

excellent

thank you

the amulet of Anubis

something I've been searching

for my entire professional life

where are the the rest of the

crates from the expedition?

they're on their way

to the museum

well I'll need some time

with this one

I'll bring it back tomorrow

personally

alright

whatever you say sir

oh...

ahhh

sir?

I don't know if this is something

you'd be interested or not

but a couple of us are gonna go

down to Chuck E. Cheese

a little later on try to pick up some MILFS

some what?

yeah, you know there's lots of them that

hang out there for some reason

mechanical puppets or something

I don't know

but I didn't really wanna tell you,

they just asked me to ask you so...

you wanna do it or not?

some other time perhaps

I have a later engagement

wow

with a woman?

%$^&@! of course with a woman

a nice beautiful reporter woman

is it so hard to believe

that a man...

that a man like me

can find love

no...

no!

I mean yeah but

it's not because your crippled

alright it's because

you're not very good looking

and...

don't take that the wrong way

you know you're not very good looking

just look in the mirror, goddamn it

quiet

I'll see you tomorrow

alright, stay and fondle your

little amulet or whatever

have a good time without me

so Pavel, tell me what you know

about professor bubble boy

I just don't think he is a

nice fellow, that's all

hey look, we're on

television 8

ahh... for Christ's sakes

can somebody change the channel in here?

I don't wanna see her

hey, I know what's up

you're sweet on this reporter girl aren't you?

what?

no way man! argh

no... no...

well...

sort of

yeah...

definitely

why don't you just ask her out?

what the hell do you know

about women anyway?

women just like

confidence, watch this

hello lady

I know someone who

wants to beat your ass

oh yeah?! who?

my balls

you're cute

see

you gotta be shitting me man

it's the worst line I've ever heard

ah geez! Are these crack pots at it again.

what was that chief?

these Ghostbuster freaks,

they're crack pots

idiots like them give the

country a bad name

you know what I think,

I think your mouth makes

this country look bad

makes it smell bad too

hum

what do we get here?

piss?

is this your beverage of choice

at this fine establishment?

you smart mouth

hey! you're better watch

what you say to me

Stupid face!

I say whatever I want

sausage tits

no you won't

sausage face

why don't you uh, stop...

repeating my insults and adding

the word face to 'em, you moron?

hey, relax comrades, OK?

hey, blow it out your ass

your communist pig

hey!

what's up?

Bring it on you butt hole!

what's that thing

you're working on?

well... by using miniature

micro fusion reactions

it creates quantum leaps in atoms

forming super charged electron particles

this in turn causes the protons to be held together

at 10,000 times the force in a standard proton pack

sounds complicated

elementary really

it's a prototype of a

new pack I'm working on

I call it the neutrino pack

Ghostbusters

hi Annie, it's Neil

IT'S NEIL

Hello

hey Ed

can you come

pick me and Pavel up?

what? you guys

can't walk home?

not without posting bail

alright, I guess I'll have to

TiVO American Idol

that interview...

that was a lot of fun

that was a lot of presence

thank you very much

I had a wonderful time

tonight April

that's great

well... uhm...

this is my place

April it's lovely

April

darling

you've been addressing

me as mister all night

Please call me Klaus

Mr. Konstantin

What is it?

I like you a lot

I enjoy your company greatly

I just had to do an interview

and that's all that I really...

Just one moment please

hello

good evening Mr. Konstantin

can this not wait until morning?

the rest of the board wanted

me to call as soon as possible

what information does

the Congrie have to send?

they're pulling funding

for you project Klaus

What! You can't do this

I've only begun deciphering the...

the board feels the company has already

lost enough money on this project

they're not seeing the

results you promised

I said the damned amulet

would take time to decipher

you're not being fair

we have a dead line to meet

we're going to go with another project

you back stabbers!

we had a deal

Lab Rat Enterprises produces weapons

for military use, Mr. Konstantin

you're talking about some sort of god stone'

that consumes the souls of the living

yes!...

and what greater weapon is there!?

an offer is on the table

that we can't refuse

goodbye

sons of b*tches

you said the amulet was for

educational purposes

you said that it was for

the good of mankind

it shows what

the hell you know

There isn't enough money in education to pay

for a Greyhound ticket to Wichita.

you're two face jerk

listen here you little tootsie roll

I'm a scientist,

we don't work for free

live with it

you are just trying to

make a quick buck

and it's disgusting,

you are disgusting

and what do you know? hum?

what do you know?

you're just a media whore probably

sleeping you're way to the top

and the only reason you've got this job

is because you're so young and pretty

argh!

how dare you strike me,

I'm a powerful scholar!

I'll have you, I'm a powerf... arhh

sweet harvesty!

Jesus!

ED:

you look like hell

late night

so... did the ratings come in?

yeahhh

that's what I wanna

talk to you about

did we get the new time slot?

look Ed, don't get me wrong,

I like you, we all like you

we think you do a good show,

but it's just...

you don't really connect with

our younger audience

this is a science show

kids aren't gonna be interested in this unless it has

some overrated actor playing pranks on other celebrities

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