Return Of The Ghostbusters Page #4

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or pimping someone's ride

this is an educational show, doesn't the

government pay for part of this?

yeah...

but...

we also lost three advertisers last week

so you're canceling the show

no no no no no

definitely not

so what's the problem then

do you want me to be funnier?

we're replacing you

what?

we need someone who can connect

with the kids, someone cooler

someone street smart

someone...

jive!

like who?

I'm not interrupting anything,

am I Robert?

Levar, come on in

I like you to meet Ed Spengler

oh... alright, nice to meet you,

I heard so much about you

you're a Ghostbuster,

right?

how are things?

uhm... couldn't be better

sorry I have to meet you like this

but... hey... I'm sure you'll get by

you're soul harvesting

business is doing good

what is it with that term?

what else are you

supposed to call it?

the same thing we've always called it,

busting ghosts

now look Rob, I've been hosting

this show for six months

I've got two PhDs,

he's not qualified

actually I have a PhD and I'm

working on my second

come on he's like fifteen

actually he's the youngest ever to

receive a PhD from Cornell

he's like the black Doogie Howser

thank you, and I've written a

New York Times best seller

give me a break, anybody who's

been published is on that list

Dr. Phil is on that list

for a diet book.

a diet book!

well... let's just say he's

not exactly in shape himself

I know this is tough to grasp

look Ed, Like I said, we like you

we'll keep you in mind

for other shows

hey, and why don't you use your talents' to

benefit mankind instead of enslaving its afterlife?

maybe I'll save a soul for you

seems like you could use one

ser setam shamzoozoo nerhuntai

umpatcha

nah furie shahm shahvin

Ammit sudin je Klaus Konstantin

miri hi ni pertet

I request the power and accept the burden

Anubis, god of the two halls

I request the power and accept the burden

damn it

what's wrong here?

I did everything

I deciphered the language

of course

I need to power the amulet

and the only way to do that

is with a celestial sacrifice

of course

a human soul

not something I can pick

up at the super market

or Seven Eleven

and how long can I contain

it for as long as I need it

...trap the ghosts then we can store 'em in this

containment facility as long as necessary

actually, indefinitely if need be

Ghostbusters

there, now that's news

April your ratings are up

hardly, I mean that story was nothing

all we had to do was point the camera and

that idiot blabbermouth did the rest

they were cool though

yeah... so what's next chief?

something a little bit more exciting?

next? this is a gold mine,

people can't get enough of this stuff

I want you to go back to these folks

back?

hell yes

this is a gold mine

I wanna week long expos

I want to show the city what is like

to be a Ghostbuster for a week

no! no no no no

you sent Frederic to Egypt you made Adam anchor

what do they have that I don't?

April, you'll get your chance yet

now just do your job,

go out there, dig up some dirt

so this is all about

making them look bad?

no, it's about business

this isn't right

- It's not about right or wrong it's...

- I just don't like the idea of making them look bad

hell...

April, I'm trying to do you a favor, this is good stuff,

I want you to be out there I want you to...

ok April, if you do this for me, I'll make

you anchor by the end of the month

anchor... wow...

I just...

now go, go do your job ok?

and show some enthusiasm, will you?

oh, I'm enthused

greetings

oh... hello!

may I help you?

yes, I'm here to see the Ghostbusters

ok... well they're on a case right now

would you like to make an appointment?

yes, what'd you have at the earliest?

well... ah... let's see here,

they're pretty busy

it looks like

the first available would be next Thursday

ssssssssssleeeeep

it's beautiful

he hey! buddy!

do you have any change buddy?

change?

yeah! you know nickels, dimes, quarters...

you know, anything like that would be great

oh god! you're repulsive

I'm not picky so...

why you ask a man in crippled,

a cripple man for change!?

why don't we see what this thing is?

I have seen one of those,

is there money in there?

you should be the first to find out

disgusting man

I have your pathetic soul

my first one

hahahaha

with this offering, I accept the gift and the

burden of some of your great power

hahahaha...

Ha Hahahaha!...

hoh, oh Hahahahaha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

wo, wo, wo, whoa

let me try the new pack this time

I don't think so I still to test a bit

come on man, why do

you getta have all the fun?

look, I'm taking a big enough risk by bringing it

here already with all the press coverage we've been getting

that's such a BS

you know what?

just let me try the new pack,

I mean what's the worst that could happen?

look, this is not a piece of equipment to toy with

if it goes critical it could detonate a 60 gigaton explosion

or worse

collapse on to its self creating matter so

dense that it becomes a black hole

why is it that every time we get a new piece

of equipment, you dive into the science talk?

all I wanna do is try out the new pack

and I don't see what the big deal is

come on Ed, just let him try it

even Pavel!, come on man

alright, alright

I just want you to take it seriously

I take everything seriously, you know that

serious is my middle name

thank god you guys are here

how many are there?

uhm, more than one for sure... uhm

this isn't too much trouble, is it?

only for your bank account pal

I'm sorry, there is a no smoking in here

thanks

my P.K.E. integrated cellphone

seems to be malfunctioning

what's the matter?

you ran out of minutes there, jack ass?

It definitely is a strong signal

Pavel!

use your ecto motion tracker

right

I've got something here

multiple signals, front and behind

what? where man?

I don't see anything

look sharp people

they're closing

there

good evening

please forgive me for my intrusion

I promise to be brief

yes

damn it, you go that way, I'll go this way

you could just told me, gee

Neil, you wait here

hello, channel 8?

you might wanna send someone down

to the Mayan Theater

quickly

the Ghostbusters are

attacking the staff

noooo, the Ghostbusters

no the Ghostbusters,

they're attacking t...

Ghostbusters

they're taking their

god damned souls

Ed, we might have something here

what is it?

a whole bunch of ectoplasm

yeah, I've got some in here as well

yeah, there's a lot here

on the ceiling

well, what's a lot?

we've seen loads of this stuff before

it's... bubbling?

is that a question or an observation?

goddamn I'm good

Neil,

quick turn down the electron flow

where?

You IDIOT!

what happened?

You just completely destroyed a SOUL!

- destroyed?- I told you to turn it DOWN!

I don't know how to work

this goddamned thing

Can you comprehend the implications

of what you just did?

You just completely obliterated a soul!

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