Return Of The Ghostbusters Page #5

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well, it was bad right?

ED!

Ed come on!

an unknown source has claimed that the Ghostbusters are

responsible for putting the employees of this theater into comas

however...

comas?

one of our packs malfunctioned

and destroyed a ghost

so the Ghostbusters are

now murdering spirits

wait a second, that was an accident

April, what the hell are you doing?

I'm doing my job, just like you

Do you know anything about these comas?

look, I don't know what the hell went on out here.

That was the scene downtown tonight

when the Ghostbusters started attacking innocent people.

Uh, the new pack wasn't thoroughly tested, and it

somehow malfunctioned, and a soul was destroyed.

It was my fault really. I just

should have tested it more thoroughly.

Ed Spengler, leader of the Denver Ghostbusters,

also built the machine that destroyed the ghost.

Ed and team have been under scrutiny,

questioning the ethics behind what they do.

And tonight's instant has caught the

attention of the federal government,

Who will reportedly seek to pass legislation on

ghostbusting, as well as dealings with the afterlife.

Get that camera out of my face!

A cease and desist has already been

ordered on the Denver Ghostbusters.

As more coma victims continue

to pile up across the city.

April

What's the deal wh.. Why are

you trying to make us look bad.

It's nothing personnel Neil, it's just the news.

Yeah, it's just bad news.

Yeah well, bad news is the only type of news that sells OK.

People don't like hearing about happy stories

They like hearing about stories that make their

miserable little lives seem a little bit better.

What really happened in there Neil?

I don't know. We came down here. It was a routine bust.

come outside, and this

Everybody thinks we're...

bad.

I don't think that you're that bad.

Then why do the story?

I don't... I don't kn... my boss, he just

thinks that this will help my career and I jus...

Alright... alright.

Why don't we just...

Why don't we talk about it over...

dinner.

What do we want?...

GHOST RIGHTS!

When do we want it?...

NOW!

What do we want?...

GHOST RIGHTS!

When do we want it?...

NOW!

Hey!

You awake?

Oh... uh, I must've dosed off.

You better go home and get some sleep.

Yeah.

Hey!... where are you going?

Ahh.. Can it MacGyver! I don't

need anymore of your crap.

I'm taking April to dinner.

Oh, oh, hurts dunn't!

Ohhh!

What, no Jaguar?

It's in the shop.

Oh, OK, thanks.

Sparks in the air tonight.

Dropping off or picking up?

Um, neither...

Uh, good evening ma'am, this is uh, Agent J.

I'm Agent K. We'd like to ask you a few questions.

We found this man behind your establishment.

Did anybody see or hear anything this evening?

No, I was playing video games all night, and earlier

I was watching Batman and Robin', and then before...

I'm not looking for an alibi tonight ma'am.

I'm just look'n to ask ya a few questions.

Wait, Batman and Robin'? The television

show or the crappy George Clooney movie?

I didn't think it was that bad!

Oh please... all the cool, icy, chill, freeze, analogies.

My god, the bat suit had nipples on it!

Ok... First of all, we need to get this man to a hospital.

Second!...

Any movie with Uma Thurman

in it is ok in my book man.

We're gonna need an ambulance at 7345

South Seventeenth Street. I got a 10-20...

I got a 10-Fif...

What's the code for comatose?

I got a coma guy!

This is very strange.

I'm getting a zero-point-zero reading on the P.K.E. Meter

What does that mean?

The P.K.E. Meter detects even the

slightest amount of psycho kinetic energy.

Every living soul on the planet

emits at least some signal.

This man...

He has no soul.

What is he, a politician?

No, it appears that someone or

some... thing has stolen this man's soul.

I'd like to get him inside, I could do a few tests.

No can do doc, we got the

ambulance on the way right now.

This guy appears to be in the same condition

that the other were at the Mayan Theatre.

Are they alright? I haven't heard anything.

They're all down at St. Mary's

- They're still alive but...

- Sleep'n it off like this guy.

I'm afraid this doesn't look to good for your company sir.

I swear, I had nothing to do with this.

If I can get him inside, I could run a

few tests and I can figure all of this out

Murderers!

Mess'n with ghosts isn't good enough,

now you have to mess with the living.

Wait right here.

So, should we take the body inside?

Yep.

Hey well, I had a great time tonight.

I did too. We should get together and do it again sometime.

Definitely, only I pick the place next time. Ok?

- What, no fish tacos?

- No, no fish tacos!

Those were good!

Yeah, I'm thinking something a little

bit more authentic. Italian maybe... candles?

Yeah, we can do that.

But hey, I'm tired, I'm gonna get to bed.

Yeah I...

I got stuff to do too, so.

Ok

- night

- good night

Oh, hey, drive careful

Hey, it's me!

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Bye

Hey I saw that you p*ssy.

Too lame to go in for the kiss?

I.. I'm not lame!

Yeah, whatever. Bet you haven't been laid in years.

kiss my sack!

You don't wait long to get back on the wagon, do you?

How the hell did you get in here?

The window was open.

I'm calling the cops.

I've decided to give you one last chance...

To join me!

Your legs...

Lying about secret weapon contracts is one thing...

Pretending to be in a wheelchair is just desp...

I am offering you one last chance to be my QUEEN!

Forget it! Get out of here, you freak!

Alright...

But first there's something I'd like to show you.

How the hell did you get that!

I'm calling the police.

They cannot help you.

No!... No!... NO!... NO!

Hey, what's going on in here?

Miss Hunter, you ok?

I'm fine! He was just leaving!

Good day

Sorry for interrupting, it sounded

like something was going on in here.

No, everything's fine now thank you.

Can you please make sure that that gentleman

finds his way out of the building completely.

Will do.

Hey! You!

Sir, I'm gonna hafta ask you to leave the building.

I don't know what the problem is!?

I was just trying to show her something.

I don't think she'll wanna see anything you've gotta show her.

Well then perhaps, you'd like to see.

Hey, good morning boys.

April! What are doing here?

Good morning lady. I'm making blintza

Yeah, you wanna stay for breakfast?

Sure.

And this morning my superintendent

was unconscious in the hallway.

It's strange, Konstantin is walking now too.

So, your saying that Konstantin has one of our traps?

That's what it looked like, yes.

If Konstantin has one of our traps he

may be able to figure out how to use...

Wait wait wait. Ya know, I heard that if you look into

that thing while it's closing it can make you impotent.

What, like you can't go when you need to?

That's incontinence.

I think you get that too.

- Is that true?

- Ask Ed.

Ed, are you impotent?

Dr. Stantz's theory is that the

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