Reunion Page #6
- Year:
- 2011
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just in case.
- I do.
- Then what are you doing with her?
- Thomas, are you coming?
It's a hat-trick, baby.
No, it's a comforter. You're afraid
of losing Laerke if she reads this.
If you love her, then fight for her,
no matter what it says.
Where did you read that?
Some women's magazine?
Not at all. It was something
psycho Karsten said once.
Go find Niels instead.
He's up right after the custard,
so I'm pressed for time.
Knock it off, Niels.
You're drunk.
Where do you wanna do it?
The physics lab?
Drop it, Niels. This party's
tough enough for me as it is.
What's with the negative vibes?
Everyone else
is married and has kids.
I've got nothing to brag about.
If you say yes,
you can brag about nailing me.
Get down here.
This isn't working.
We shouldn't be doing this.
At least I shouldn't.
Guess who?
Simone?
Right.
It's time for the reunion speech -
but Niels isn't here right now.
He didn't do his homework.
Let's hope he didn't get sent
to the principal's office.
That must be the booze talking.
Speech! Speech! Speech!
- Go stall them while I find Niels.
- What?
- Just go improvise.
- I'm not saying anything.
You can do it. Go.
Andreas.
I think everybody remembers you.
Well ...
Well, while we ...
... wait for the speaker
of the evening, Niels ...
... I thought I might
say a few words ...
You're horny!
Actually, I'm not. Not really.
But I'm ...
I'm sad, actually.
Hanne and I were married
... so right now I'm thinking ...
... how it would be nice
... succeed at not being married ...
... and being good friends.
And that, of course,
starts with me.
I need to start talking to you ...
... which I haven't ...
But I'm doing it now.
... grow all that fond of
your new boyfriend, Karsten.
But then, I'm not the one
who's gonna have his ...
... well-polished nuts in my mouth.
This is going down hill,
but I'm not the speaker tonight.
If you need a girlfriend,
here's my number.
Give me one last shot. Check this out.
You could've dyed them blue,
I still wouldn't look.
All right. If you won't,
I'll take second best.
You look amazing,
but that's Big-butt Eva!
- It's just not the same, is it?
- Want me to punch him?
Never mind. He looks like
he's f***ed up already.
If you're looking to feel better about
yourself, don't look in the mirror.
All right, then where
do you want me to look?
What are you doing?
You're up.
I almost have her.
Just wait until she hears the speech.
Holy sh*t ...
"Speech, speech."
I'm going in.
I'll be back. We're not done yet.
- Niels, don't give that speech.
- But it's my lottery ticket.
I know I said that, but I was wrong.
You shouldn't give that speech.
They're gonna beg for an encore.
Niels, don't do it.
- Simone!
- What?
Speech! Speech! Speech!
Sorry, it took me so long -
- but you're not leaving here tonight
without hearing the reunion speech.
It's right here.
Need some glasses?
Never mind.
I know what I want to say.
It's been twenty-five years.
So much has happened.
Of course, had it been thirty years,
even more would have happened.
But it's been twenty-five.
Twenty-five years
have gone by
All right!
There's a song for ya!
I wanna show you something funny.
Check this sh*t out ...
Hello, everybody.
If you think I sound a bit weird ...
Just a moment.
The show must go on.
That's better.
Hanne, show us your ass antlers.
Come on. Please?
Hanne's got a pair of ass antlers.
Come on, Hanne.
Show us your ass antlers.
We all wanna see 'em.
I'll show you my hemorrhoids, then.
It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
It happens when you get older.
It hurts like hell.
And you still need to sh*t,
even though you're over forty.
I'll go start up the car.
Satisfied with your performance?
You know, sometimes you feel
things could have gone much worse.
But they really couldn't,
could they?
- Forgive me for ...
- Never mind.
But I'm glad we won't see 'em
for another twenty-five years.
And by then ...
... Lulu's daughter
could have a child of her own.
Christ, I look like sh*t.
But you only reek slightly of puke.
Question:
"What do you turn on to makea room brighter?" What does it say?
- "Night." Can't you read?
- But, uhm ...
Are you sure? Look again.
Isn't that an L?
Doesn't it say "light"?
Oh yeah.
- Hi, honey.
- Hi.
What's that old fart crap
you've got on your nose?
Can't you see?
Then I guess
you'll have to come closer.
You look pretty amazing
close up, too.
The one with the hemorrhoids ...
I taught him history.
The one on the right ...
I f***ed him once.
Scandinavian Text Service 2011
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