Reunion Page #5
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- 2011
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want to feel better about yourself.
That's like a starving man using
his last money on a lottery ticket.
- or betting your last meal
on never having to starve again?
What if the lottery ticket is a blank?
Then he'll die for sure.
Thank God I'm not the one
giving that speech.
Sleeping Beauty
was a sight to see
sight to see, sight to see
Three little Indians
they went to town
played the fiddle
what a lovely sound
It'll be okay, Niels.
Yep. It's gonna be great.
All right, then.
Aren't you looking forward
to seeing them?
There are a few I could do without.
You could be there for the main course
and Hanne for the dessert.
- No, you should both be there.
- I'm not talking to her.
Is anyone not coming?
Lange won't be there.
He died last summer.
Lange? The guy who wore shorts
all year round?
He was at Tivoli Gardens
with his wife and kids.
And just like that
he fell dead from an embolism.
Jesus Christ ...
Had he bought a ride pass?
- What do you mean?
- That's a lot of money wasted.
- Are you feeling okay?
- Sure.
Have I ever told you
that I love you?
- Eva might be there.
- Big-butt Eva?
- Yes!
- Get off it, Niels.
That's the reunion clich
numero uno.
Trying to nail the girl
you never got to nail.
- Just leave some girls for me.
I can't even feel
the hemorrhoids anymore.
Hiya.
It looks like everyone got sick
and sent their parents instead.
I just love this informal atmosphere.
Hold these. I'm gonna
say hello to everyone.
Hi there. Way to go.
- Hello, Niels.
- Ole!
So good to see you!
Remember physics class?
What do we do with these?
Tie 'em to Hanne and let her
- with her ass antlers, hoping that
someone'll shoot her down.
There you go.
- Love your music.
- Thanks.
I don't remember you
being in our class.
This might turn out okay after all.
Looking good!
But what about Laerke?
I'm back!
Buenos dias, homies.
I just spoke to Hanne.
So it's over between you two?
Oh well. We all need
a change of scenery once in a while.
Did you bag a wife, Niels,
or are you still obsessing about Eva?
Get a load of that. Big-butt Eva.
She can sit on my face any day.
- It's so good to see you, man.
- You too, Niels.
Easy, Niels ...
That's enough.
Evening, everybody, and welcome.
I'm your toast master for the evening.
I just hope that I can -
- do the job well enough to pass -
- according to
the new 13-scale.
Which stops at 12.
The food, as you can see,
is a buffet -
- so feel free to choose
whatever you'd like.
There will be entertainment
while we eat.
Among others things,
I've written a song.
And someone
has written a speech.
Maybe you should look
the speech over once more.
So you can nail all the ladies and
have me moon the elderly? No way.
Where is Eva?
Maybe we should ...
Whoopsy daisy!
Never mind, never mind.
- What the hell are you doing?
- It was for the nachos.
Are you out of your mind?
- It was an accident.
- It doesn't matter.
It looks like the Hulk
blew his load on you.
I'll just take off the shirt.
You're not taking it off here.
Just chill. There she is.
Niels, goddammit ...!
Andreas, you and Thomas
are my best buddies in the world.
I'll be back.
- Nice and clean.
- It's soaking wet.
You can't wear that. Have you
been smoking something or what?
No. It's just a rainy day pill
that Sanne gave me.
- Are you on E?
- I've no idea, but it's great.
Andreas, I haven't been this happy
since we won the Euro '92.
- You need to calm down.
- Can you buy 'em over the counter?
- Hi.
- Hi there.
You don't remember me?
Nope. I'm gonna need a hint.
What if I say ...
... the green mattress
in the gymnasium?
- Tine!
- No, Lulu, goddammit.
Lulu!
Have you met my daughter?
Your daughter?
And then we have two boys,
ages eight and twelve.
But they're not home-made,
they're adopted.
- That sounds kinda nice, actually.
- It really is. I'm happy.
Have you got any kids?
No, I've got a dog.
You know, on and off.
Oh, here you are.
Niels is on drugs.
- What?
- Drugs.
- Let's take this off.
- Is it better to be naked?
It's much better!
Pink is no good.
- What about ...
- Do I have to wear anything?
Hey, this one's mine.
Wow! This is so cool!
Come on.
Does he look a tiny bit gay?
Eva! Come sit over here
at the good table.
So good to see you.
What are you doing?
I was here first.
There's room for the both of us.
I'm totally gonna sit next to Eva.
But I'm not sitting next to you.
You're insane.
Eva, you look even more beautiful
than you did back then.
You're exaggerating.
But thanks, anyway.
- Are you married?
- No.
Got any kids?
A boyfriend?
- Not that either.
- Have you been hiding under a rock?
Maybe Andreas and I should
look over the speech, just in case.
No way, it's golden!
Here you go.
Great! A song!
Niels, you shouldn't mix ...
Relax, I've got it under control.
- You know what I could do?
- What?
If I nail Lulu's daughter ...
... I'd be scoring a hat-trick.
Then you'd have to
sleep with Lulu's mom, too.
- You bonked the granny?
- She wasn't a granny back then.
Look at her.
All right, she's gone.
I need a girlfriend so bad.
You know what?
You're totally ready for that.
- You think?
- Hell no.
This is our family getaway
on the Cte d'Azur.
Lemme just borrow this.
Andreas! Andreas!
- Take a look at this.
- I'm in the middle of something.
Tom is doing so well.
This is his summer home on the ...
- What was the name again?
- Cte d'Azur.
And there's his wife.
Isn't she just beautiful?
And those are real ones, too.
Niels, come on ...
Andreas ...
- He's not speaking to you.
- Right.
- That's very mature.
- I know. Isn't he the best?
- I just wanna know how he's doing.
- Andreas? He's doing great.
We've just had
What about you?
You must be doing pretty good -
- ever since you got rid of
his wrinkly old ass.
- I don't dislike his ass.
- Sure.
must be a bit better, right?
Just so you know, I didn't leave
Andreas because of his age.
I left because
we were miserable together.
Besides, he's the best father
in the whole world.
I'm back, everybody.
Before Niels Boedker
... it's time for
some more entertainment ...
... of the professional variety.
Thomas is going to sing for us.
Would I be able to pull you today?
Yes or no?
I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking:
"Who's that old hag in there?"
"I'm at least fifteen years younger
than that worn-out sack of sh*t."
I'm probably just tired.
Are you out of touch?
Afraid you can't score anymore?
You're wondering if you'll ever
get your self-confidence back.
This is where I step up
to help you.
- Have you seen Niels?
- No.
- Niels!
- Andreas, get up here.
Hold my sperm letter,
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