Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise Page #7

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Before we vote, do the Lambdas have

anything to say in their defence?

Anything at all?

Wait. If I could just interject

for a second here.

I find this really insulting.

I mean, I guess the Lambdas don't feel they

have to explain their actions to their brothers.

(rumbling)

(woman screams)

If we can just have a little order...

then we can get this whole

sad event behind us.

All those in favour of expelling

the Lambdas, please signify by saying...

(rumbling)

What is that?

- Gentlemen!

- It's the nerds! They're back! And they're bad!

- Don't panic, please. We just wanna be heard.

- That's my leg!

Poindexter, stop!

- (Sunny) Wait! Stop!

- Sit down! There's a motion on the floor!

- (Lewis) Poindexter, stop. We're here.

- All right!

I'm trying! I'm trying!

- Oh, my God!

- Watch out!

(Booger) Cut it out, you crazy maniac!

(Poindexter) I can't stop this.

(girl) Oh, wow.

- Nice job, Poindexter.

- Yo.

- Can I borrow your mike?

- Sure, man.

Thanks. Everyone, could I have

your attention, please?

- Take your time. I don't want anybody hurt.

- Sorry, pal.

I would like to speak in our defence.

No remarks. There's a motion

on the floor to have you expelled.

- My statement'll be brief.

- Fellas, get him.

(Lambda) Be cool now.

Hey, we wanna hear

what the brother has to say.

- Sure thing.

- Right, Tiny?

(high-pitched voice) Yeah.

(laughter)

- You're dead, nerd. You're dead meat.

- (Lewis) Hey, Tri-Lambs. Thanks, guys.

Ogre. Where's Ogre?

What did you guys do to Ogre?

(Ogre) Hey!

Hi, Rog.

Ogre. Ogre, baby,

you're beautiful. Are you OK?

- I am fine.

- (Roger) Come here. I got a job for you.

Oh, really? Great.

Come here. Take a look at these guys.

Now, tell me what these guys

have in common.

I don't know, Rog. They're all wearing green.

Come on, Ogre. Take a closer look.

They're ugly. They're wearing

funny clothes. They're different.

I mean, look at this pathetic bunch of losers.

You got an effeminate little pansy.

- Hey!

- You got a four-eyed geek.

You got a nose-pickin' pervert.

And where's the king, the monitor

of this special-ed class?

That's enough. Nobody talks

about my brothers that way.

I wouldn't worry about it considering they're

all about to get expelled for stealing my car.

They didn't steal that car. They were framed.

I was there and he set them up.

OK, OK. Maybe I did. Maybe I did. Now,

what are you gonna do about it, Skolnick?

You gonna make a little speech? It's not

gonna do any good. Wanna know why?

Cos I'm strong, and you're weak.

Cos I'm the type of guy that everyone here

wants to be like, and you are pathetic.

It's the way it is.

It's the way it's always gonna be.

There's nothing you or your pencil-necked

geek friends can do or say about it.

Comprende, d*ckhead?

You're right, Rog.

There's nothing I can say about it.

But there's something I've gotta do about it.

- (crowd gasps)

- (grunts)

(crowd applauds and cheers)

Lewis, you stud, you!

(chanting) Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!

(Roger) Ogre!

- Ogre!

- (grunts)

- Ogre!

- (growls)

(Lewis) Dear brethren,

we are called together today

to initiate the newest member

of the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity.

Do you, Frederick Aloysius Polowoski,

solemnly swear to stand together with your

fellow brethren with dignity and compassion,

to respect all those who pass

through these doors

and to uphold all the values

that we hold dear to the Tri-Lambs.

I do.

(Lewis) Are we ready with

the ceremonial punch?

- (Lewis) Frederick.

- (Ogre) Ogre, Louie.

- (Lewis and Gilbert) Frederick.

- (Ogre) Oh.

Hup!

O Lambda truest,

I am the newest member of your clan,

and in your...

- (nerds) Hallways.

- hallways,

I swear I'll always be proud of what I am.

And now, our newest Tri-Lamb may drink.

(gulps and slurps)

(Ogre gasps)

(braying laugh)

(# "Back To Paradise" by 38 Special)

(braying laugh)

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