Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation Page #2

the football game tomorrow, Uncle Lew?

You gotta be kidding.

We haven't won a game in three years.

It's not like the glory years

when I was a student at Adams.

Your Aunt Betty

had a boyfriend, Stan Gable.

He was the quarterback then.

He sure knew how to win.

But you won me, darling.

Butterfly?

[Giggles]

I can't believe your Uncle Lewis

isn't proud of his past.

Don't be ridiculous, Ira.

He's just a grown-up now. That's all.

He was one of the founding

fathers of Lambda Lambda Lambda.

My mom tells me he was like

a nerd George Washington.

Maybe I was just getting

the wrong vibes.

Of course you were.

[Sighs]

[Doorbell]

They're playing our song.

Oh, I love Tri-Lamb already.

Welcome to Lambda Lambda Lambda

fraternity.

- Uh, hi. We're interested in being Tri-Lambs.

- Hi.

Well, you've come

to the right place.

I'm Malcolm Pennington III,

the Tri-Lamb president.

Are you named

after Malcolm 10?

- [Nerdy Laughing]

- I can tell you're Tri-Lamb timber.

[Computer Voice]

Enjoy your refreshments...

and thank you for rushing

Tri-Lamb fraternity.

This is the life.

[Ira] Wow. This is so exciting.

Look at all this hardware.

Nothing but the best.

Basketball players get free shoes.

We get computers.

Which would you rather have?

- [Both Laughing]

- Excuse me.

I'm terribly sorry to bother you,

but I really must tinkle.

Could you tell me

where the lavatory is?

- Around the corner.

- Oh, thank you very much.

Trevor Gulf. Great guy.

He's from England.

He could be

in your pledge class.

Oh, that's great- meeting

nerds from different lands.

Let me introduce you

to some of the Tri-Lambs.

[Harold]

Who's that guy over there?

Oh, uh, that's

Steve Toyota.

Steve's the editor

of the school paper.

- Toyota!

- Enjoy your refreshments-

[Continues, Indistinct]

I'd like you to meet,

uh, Harold and Ira.

Toyota?

Are you Japanese?

[Southern Drawl]

Heck no, boy. I'm Korean.

Why do you talk like that?

South Korean.

Seviche with fresh cilantro.

Thank you.

I grew the cilantro

in our greenhouse.

Come. Come. I'll show you.

[Beeping]

We grow all our own

herbs and vegetables...

as well as orchids

to give to our dates.

In addition to being

a gourmet chef and botanist...

Mason is also the school mascot-

the Adams Atom.

Boy, it looks like

you Tri-Lambs do everything.

- [Loud Drilling]

- What's that?

[Malcolm]

That's Edith Krug.

She's president

of the Archaeology Society.

She's uncovering a major find

right here in the basement.

[Coughs]

Howdy.

- You have girls in Tri-Lamb?

- Oh, yes.

Tri-Lamb doesn't discriminate...

nor do we instigate

a means to segregate.

It is ourjob to facilitate

a means to educate.

We believe that diversity

is the cement...

the Krazy Glue, if you will...

that bonds us together.

Yo, bullet head! Bust it!

- [Hip-hop]

- Tri-Lamb, here we go.

Ah!

[Continues, Faint]

Whoa. What a great frat.

Is this Alpha Beta?

No. Lambda Lambda Lambda.

I never heard of'em.

When I went to school, anybody

who was anybody pledged Alpha Beta.

Come on.

We're almost there.

- Nice house, Dad.

- What the hell happened?

Welcome to Alpha Beta

rush week.

I'm Bobo Peterson,

rush week coordinator.

Orrin Price, class of 1960.

My son, Adam.

He'll be joining your fraternity this year.

Oh. Want some chicken?

Come. Join our riotous debauch.

Tell me, what fraternity

is Lambda Lambda Lambda?

It's a nerd house.

It's cool, isn't it?

[Rock]

How's this year's

pledge class coming, Bobo?

Oh, great. Anybody

who wants to can get in.

I wish we could get some nerds though.

It's almost impossible.

Wait a minute.

Nerds at Alpha Beta?

Yeah. They could raise

our grade point average...

and fix up our house real

nice like the Tri-Lambs.

I can't believe I'm hearing this.

Dad, what happened to your fraternity?

I never thought I'd see the day that I'd be

ashamed to be an Alpha Beta.

Me too. Stan Gable,

class of '80.

Orrin Price, '60.

When I went to Adams, Alpha Beta was

the most respected fraternity on this campus.

Yeah. Now look at 'em.

I'm down here trying to help

these guys with rush week.

- It's pathetic.

- You're nothing but a bunch of losers.

Hey, who you calling losers?

- You.

- Oh.

You all are. You've let the nerds

take over this campus.

It's not our fault. It was

like that when we got here.

Well, it wasn't always

that way, Bobo.

There was a time when

Alpha Beta stood for something.

There was a time

when being an Alpha Beta...

meant you could have any

chick on campus you wanted.

There was a time

when being an Alpha Beta...

meant you could shove

anybody you wanted to around!

I remember those days.

You could be remembered

as the guys who take the campus back!

We could? How?

You have to hit 'em where they hurt!

You can't just sit there like a bunch of morons...

and let 'em roll over you!

You're right.

Let's go kick some nerd butt.

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

You're a natural-born leader, Gable.

I like your style.

- [Phone Ringing]

- [Man's Voice] Incoming phone call.

Hello? Oh, no!

That's the worst thing

I've ever heard.

What about a beehive?

What's wrong?

Oh, some vandals have desecrated

the computer center.

[Chattering]

[Man] Things like this make me think

I'm getting too old for this job.

That's nonsense, Arnold.

You still got plenty of lead

left in your pencil.

As dean of students, I have a responsibility

to the safety of our young people.

I wouldn't want

any students getting hurt.

Why would anyone

do something like this?

Einstein never hurt anyone.

As a concerned alumnus

whose family has contributed...

millions of dollars over

the years to Adams College...

I'm deeply troubled by what happened

at the Leon T. Price Computer Science Center.

We share your concerns.

But what do you suggest we do?

I think it's time Adams

moved into the '90s...

with a new direction,

a new purpose...

and, above all, a new dean.

Dean Ulich is due

for retirement soon.

He's been a great dean.

I love the man.

And I love the man too.

But his time has passed.

We need fresh blood.

We need a new dean.

A man who, when given the proper

authority and manpower...

can restore order to our campus.

Bold thinking, Orrin.

I like it. What you say

makes a great deal of sense.

We should start searching

for a new dean immediately.

Gentleman, lady, I believe

I've found the man for the job.

I really want to thank you from the bottom

of my heart for all you've done for me.

I've always dreamed of being dean.

I just want to let you know

I'm not gonna let you down.

I'm gonna give it 110%!

- Great. You start on Monday.

- Oh, I can't on Monday.

I was supposed to play golf.

I mean, I hope that's okay.

- I could change it-

- Do what I say...

and you can play golf

whenever you want.

Oh. Where is it?

There it is.

Now, there's somebody I wouldn't mind

having a heart attack with.

- Here you go.

- Thanks.

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