Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation Page #3

- How about you, Stan?

- Ah, she's okay.

I got somebody else

on my mind.

We went together in college.

She left me and married

some nerd geek.

Perhaps now is the time

to get her back.

Now that I'm dean,

perhaps I will.

[Woman]

Pledges, you may enter.

Remove the blindfolds.

Are the intercoastals ready?

[Rattling]

Are the acolytes ready?

Whoo, whoo, whoooo!

We can begin.

For the last couple of days,

Tri-Lamb has done...

everything it can do

in order to try to impress you.

You are the precious few who have been

selected tojoin Lambda Lambda Lambda.

Now it's your turn

to try to impress us.

- Whoo!

- [Rattling]

We don't believe

in a long pledging process.

There is absolutely no physical

hazing under any circumstances...

but... we do have Heck Week...

and your Heck Week

is about to begin now.

Prepare to meet

your pledge trainer.

[Jazz]

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

All right. Maybe later on

I'll let you touch my leg.

- [Groans]

- Now listen up.

The beanie

is a symbol of respect...

that all pledges must show

to their Tri-Lamb elders.

The egg symbolizes the new life you are

about to embrace as Tri-Lamb eggheads.

Y'all must be tired of standing.

Just to show you The King's got a heart,

I'm gonna let you sit down.

- [Groaning]

- [Eggs Smashing]

Quite soothing.

When the early nerds were driven

from their home by the Alpha Betas...

and forced to live in the gym...

they weren't able to take

their computers with them.

Therefore, we honor their memory

by not using computers during Heck Week.

I thought they said no hazing.

Let Heck Week begin!

[Stops]

Pledges, Toyota

has left the building.

- [Laughs] I don't know if it's such a good idea.

- Oh, come on, honey.

- What about the neighbors?

- Who's gonna see us?

[Sighs, Moans]

Oh, Lew, you're so persuasive.

- I'll get the bubbly.

- [Giggles]

Hurry back.

[Doorbell Chimes]

[Man's Voice]

There is a visitor at the door.

Stan Gable?

Hi.

Lew Skolnick, class of'81.

Yeah, I remember you, Lewis.

- You do?

- How could I forget you?

- You stole Betty from me.

- You gonna hit me?

No.

[Laughs]

No. In fact, uh,

I came to apologize.

You know, I have always felt bad

about how I was back in college.

Listen, I was just down

at the old alma mater...

and I heard that you run

the computer department...

and I thought I'd stop by

and say hi.

[Laughs] Betty's gonna be

so surprised to see you.

Betty, look who's here!

- Lew! What are you doing?

- Hey, you look great, Betty.

Turn around!

Both of you.

- Betty teaches in the art department.

- Is that right? Hmm.

Okay. I'm dressed.

I didn't know you liked art, Betty.

Well, there are a lot of things

that you didn't know about me, Stan.

Lewis has opened up

all kinds of new worlds for me.

I feel very fulfilled.

That's nice.

You married, Stan?

No. No, I'm, uh- I'm divorced.

[Gasps]

That's horrible. I'm really sorry.

Well, don't be.

There's only one girl I really... love.

Well, I hope

someday you get her.

Hey, do you wanna hop in

the water with Betty?

I'll get you a swimsuit. I'm gonna make

some hummus with some blue corn chips.

Oh, no. I don't want you

to go to any trouble.

It's not any trouble.

It'd be my pleasure.

It's just so great

that you're here.

Well...

what brings you here, Stan?

Well, I just realized that I hadn't talked

to you guys in a long time...

and, uh, I thought maybe-

maybe... we could

get reacquainted.

I can't believe

we ate all the hummus.

Maybe I should make

some more.

Well, I'm gonna get out,

'cause I'm turning into a prune.

Aw, it's really great

seeing you guys again.

I don't know if you've heard about it yet,

but Dean Ulich is retiring.

I've been nominated

as his replacement.

You're gonna be dean?

I thought you were a cop.

The future of Adams College

is very important to me, Betty.

- Of course.

- As a police officer...

you really get to see the-

the dark side of human nature.

Now, we can't let what happened at

the computer center the other day continue.

It's time to nip

this lawlessness in the bud.

You know, it sounds to me like you

have the makings of a fine dean, Stan.

Thanks.

I'm gonna take this in.

You know, uh, I know I did some pretty rotten

things to you when we were in college.

I just hope

we can become friends now.

Well, I always liked you, Stan.

You didn't like me.

I'd be honored

to be your friend.

Yeah? You seem like

a pretty cool guy now.

- I do?

- Yeah.

[Nerdy Laughing]

[Bubbles Popping]

Are you okay?

Of course. I was just

wetting the back of my head.

[Swing]

[Toyota] Now, your first step

in becoming Tri-Lambs...

is to prove your stamina and endurance

during this Week of Heck.

- [Continues]

- [Snoring]

Next, you must demonstrate

your ability to master...

the primitive tools

of your forefathers.

[Stops]

Harold, I don't think

I can make it through Heck Week.

Don't be ridiculous, Ira.

You're doing great.

It's just a physical reaction

to not being able to use a computer.

It's called C.W.S. -

computer withdrawal syndrome.

We all have it.

You can make it, Ira.

I know you can.

- Okay?

- Okay.

- Harold?

- Yes, Ira?

Can I tell you

a secret?

Sure.

This is the closest

I've ever slept to a girl before.

- [Snoring]

- Me too.

- Not counting my mom or my sister.

- [Nerdy Laughing]

[Swing]

[Toyota]

And most importantly...

you must show that you

can work together as one...

by doing everything

this week as a team.

I can't take it anymore.

I crack!

[Stops]

You gotta keep going.

I can't.

It's 4:
00 in the morning.

I'm cleaning computer

hardware with a toothbrush.

Try flossing the keyboard.

There's only one more day.

Tomorrow night,

after we put out the fire of desire...

we're Tri-Lambs forever.

[Drums]

It's impossible. We're never

gonna get this fire out.

Oh, bosh! Now we'll

never be Tri-Lambs!

- Think, Harold! Think!

- Think? Think.

Wait a second. Everything

we've done this week...

is for us to work together

as one, as a team.

We've all gotta spit

together! That's it!

- That's it, Harold!

- [Trevor] Good show!

[Grunting]

- Victory!

- [All Cheering]

Victory!

We did it!

And as chairman

of the faculty senate...

it is indeed my great pleasure...

to give to you

a man of courage...

a man of vision,

a man of honor.

Ladies and gentlemen,

your new dean of students...

Stanley Harvey Gable.

- [Applause]

- Thank you. Thank you.

- Dean Gable.

- Thanks, Lewis.

- [Fanfare]

- [Malcolm] Please welcome

our newest members.

Ira Poppus.

[All Cooing]

Judith Clapp.

[All Cooing]

You're back in action, boys.

Go get those nerds!

Nerds!

- Wh-What are we doing again?

- Go get 'em!

Let's knock 'em back

to the nerd age!

[All Whooping, Shouting]

Trevor Gulf.

[Cooing]

Thank you.

[Cries]

And last but not least, the president

of this year's pledge class...

Harold Skolnick.

[Cooing]

It is with great pride and joy...

I declare you are now officially...

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