Revenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation Page #4

Lambda Lambda Lambdas.

- We did it!

- [All Cheering]

[Shouting, Yelling]

Get away, you butt-head!

[Shouting Continues]

Marvelous.

Just marvelous.

We just don't have fun like this

back in Stratfordshire.

Please. Please. I can't get wet.

I'll get an earache!

Why are you dissing us?

We never did anything to you!

You were born.

That's enough.

[Screams]

Let's go!

[Shouting Continues]

Why won't they

just leave us alone?

I don't know, Ira.

I just don't know.

[Gentle Thudding]

So, what seems to be

the problem, boys?

A group of thugs ruined

our initiation picnic, sir.

For no reason

at all, sir.

Why would somebody

do something like that?

We think it was the same people

who desecrated the computer center, sir.

- You do, do you?

- It might be anti-nerd related, sir.

Anti-nerd, huh?

Well, I'll see what

I can do for you boys.

Let me just, uh,

give you guys a little tip.

Now, don't get me wrong.

Some of my best friends are nerds...

but you people can't keep pushing your

lifestyle on others like you've been doing.

You're only bringing

this abuse upon yourselves.

Now, I'm sure things are

gonna be better from now on.

Yeah. Better for me.

[Chuckles]

Ah, it's so great

being the dean.

[Kissing]

Honey.

Lewis, I-

I'm worried, honey.

- What? You're hairy?

- No. I said I'm worried.

Get a body wax.

I didn't say I'm hairy.

I said I'm worried.

What are you

worried about, honey?

The Alpha Betas.

[Sighs]

I feel like I'm in college again.

I'm sitting here worrying about

the Alpha Betas, and I can't score with you.

Well, I just can't get over that they destroyed

the Tri-Lamb initiation picnic.

Oh, darling, that was just

fraternity high jinks.

Remember when I panty-raided

your sorority house?

That's the first time

I saw you naked.

- Oh. Oh, Lewis.

- Lew.

I've never been able

to resist you, Lew.

That's because there's

nothing like the loving...

of a hard-driving

computer-literate man.

[Beeps]

[Giggling]

Blue 32! Hut! Hut!

Hey, hey, hey, Slim. How you doin'?

Wanna play some ball?

Oh, I-I don't know.

I really must be off.

- Oh, come on.

- It's just ball, man.

A little exercise

never hurt anybody, huh?

Well, all right then.

What do I do?

When I say hike, you hike me the ball,

and you run for a pass.

- You got it? Hike. Hike!

- Hike. Yes. Hike.

- Go. Go! Go!

- Hike.

- Go! Go! Deeper!

- Keep going! Go!

Go! Go! Go!

- All the way!

- Go! Go!

- Oh!

- [Screams]

- Touchdown!

- Yeah! [Laughs]

I can't believe we actually

have dates tonight.

I know. I'm pretty excited myself.

- Hey! Hey! What are you doing?

- Hey! Help! Help!

- Help!

- Stop it! Ow!

Hey! Ow!

We want you to look good

for your dates.

The girls are gonna love it.

[Laughing]

[Laughing Stops]

I thought we'd put

these times behind us.

Prejudice never goes away.

It just lays at the bottom

of the swamp like pond scum...

waiting for its moment

to come to the surface like pocker flies.

- What's a pocker fly?

- A devious insect...

whose larvae lie dormant

for an indeterminate gestation period...

till they give birth

without forewarning.

Man, sorry I asked.

What are we

gonna do about this?

I say we lay low,

build a cluster bomb...

and blow the Alpha Betas

to their maker.

Violence only breeds

more violence.

- So?

- Ira's right.

We've gotta work

within the system.

Things are different than they used to be.

We nerds control the campus now.

We've gotta use that power.

Malcolm, you're president of the Greek Council.

Can't you do anything?

Yes, I can.

Toyota, you're editor

of the school paper.

I think it's time we saw

a little editorial on our new dean.

It'd be my pleasure.

It's time for us

to flex our muscles.

There isn't a muscle

in this room.

Well, let's flex the greatest

muscle of all- our brains.

[Nerdy Laughing]

As president

of the Greek Council...

I move that the Alpha Beta fraternity

be placed on social probation.

All in favor?

Uh, not.

- Alpha Betas hurt nerds!

- Make them stop!

- Alpha Betas hurt nerds!

- Make them stop!

- Alpha Betas hurt nerds!

- Make them stop!

- It doesn't even rhyme.

- That's not the point, Bobo.

- Make them stop!

- Alpha Betas hurt nerds!

[Sighs] They printed my scores

on the police boards.

I didn't think

I did that badly.

How'd they get that information?

It's supposed to be private.

They're nerds. With their advanced

knowledge of computers...

they can get any

information they want.

Well, Dean Gable, it's time

we take off the gloves.

It's time we start

some nerd bashing.

I'm with you

all the way, Orrin.

Let's let

the good times roll.

[Both Laughing]

[Sander Whirring]

[Laughing Continues]

Give me that.

You are being impaired.

- Impeached.

- Impeached.

Ow.

[Toyota] Well, so much

for flexing our muscles.

It's time for us to play our trump card,

our ace in the hole.

- We're gonna nuke 'em?

- Better.

We're gonna appeal to someone

who can really help us...

a man who many years ago fought

the battle for nerd rights.

I'd leave well enough alone.

If things get any more well around here,

Mr. Skolnick, we'll all be dead.

Well, you gotta understand

something, kids.

These things are tricky.

You wouldn't want to create a backlash.

Create a backlash?

We've already been lashed.

All right. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'll talk to Dean Gable personally.

- We've already talked to him, Uncle Lewis.

- Lew.

Harold, you have to understand.

Dean Gable and I are like this.

So, Stan, you really haven't

heard anything about it?

Certainly not.

But I'll tell you this.

I'm sure as heck gonna

get to the bottom of it right away.

- Will you really?

- Certainly will.

There's no place for injustice

in the Gable administration.

- That's just what I knew you'd say.

- This is for you to sign.

What am I signing?

Those are the monthly

appropriations requests. It's nothing.

Ruth, what am I supposed

to do today anyway?

Well, where should I begin? Since you

became dean, you haven't done anything.

Well, you don't just

rush into these things.

Well, your budget

is due next Monday.

Budget. I haven't

even looked at it yet.

- How am I supposed to get it done by Monday?

- I don't know.

Especially since you have a symposium

on educational administration this weekend.

- Do I have to write a speech?

- It would help. Unless you're gonna wing it.

Would you like me

to help you write a speech?

- Would you, Lew?

- It would be my pleasure.

Stan, you know,

I don't mean to be blunt...

but you're never gonna make it

as dean unless you learn to use a computer.

- [Laughs] Me use a computer?

- That's right.

Now, Stan, the computer

is your friend.

Well, what do I do?

Well, you start

by cleaning it up.

[Vacuum Whirring]

Then you put in

a floppy disk.

- A what?

- Floppy disk.

- Then you turn it on.

- [Processing]

Hey, no peeking.

- Lew!

- [Nerdy Laughing]

[Muffled Laughing]

[Clears Throat]

Hay fever.

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