Richard Pryor: Live in Concert

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Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, thank you.

Thank you much.

Good evening.

Waiting for the people

to get from the bathroom.

People are in there pissing,

wait, the sh*t done started.

Damn.

What's happening, blood.

Right on.

Jesus Christ, look at

the white people rushing back.

White people don't care, jack,

just come out anyways.

Say f*** it, we're going,

I don't give a sh*t.

You n*ggers taking a chance

Being in long beach,

though, jack.

I saw the police

had some brother jacked up

When we was coming in here,

The n*gger's hands way up here,

talking about, huh, what.

And they're searching and sh*t.

Bet they take him away to jail.

Going to jail in long beach

is a mother f***er, though.

Where you at?

I'm in long beach.

Sh*t, we arent coming' down

there to get your ass out.

White people,

this is the fun part for me,

When the white people come back

after intermission

And find out n*ggers

have stolen their seats.

White people say,

Uh, wearer we

sitting here, dear.

Wearer we, uh,

I believe we,

uh, we were sitting here,

Uh, wearer we?

Yes, we were sitting

right there, yes.

Well, you arent sitting here

now, mother f***er.

You ever notice

how nice white people get

When there's a bunch

of n*ggers around.

Right, they get outside

they talk to everybody, right.

They say hi, how you doing!

I don't know you,

but here's my wife, hello!

What you taking my picture for?

Who are you going to show it to?

They say, I got a picture

of Richard Pryor.

Who gives a f***.

Sit your ass down!

Mother f***er, sit down.

You know you arent got

no film in the camera.

You're just bull shitting,

just flashing,

Isnt nothing but flashes.

Sit your ugly ass down.

Thank you.

Thank you.

And right to your seat, "exit. "

No, it's funny, though, man,

white people be funny.

And you ever notice

Like you'll be

the only n*gger someplace

And you go with white people,

they be funky.

Right, they be, they be now,

You want to move out of the way,

fella, excuse me,

Thank you very much.

Taking up all the f***ing area,

Jesus Christ.

And n*ggers gorilla

they way in a place, man.

We saw about

eight dead white people

When we was coming in,

Still had tickets in their hand.

N*ggers are just running

over them getting in here.

Move out the way,

mother f***er, sh*t.

You arent seen a n*gger

in three years,

What the f*** you talking about.

Sure, go ahead,

sure, cut in,

Sure, it's okay.

What do you want, trouble?

There's a whole bunch of them.

They could be cousins

or anything.

Some white dudes

you cut in front of

Don't play that sh*t,

though, right.

You cut in front of them,

all right, cut the sh*t.

Just cut the f***ing crap,

all of you.

I love when white dudes

get mad and cuss, right,

Cause you all are

some funny mother f***ers

When you cuss, right.

They'll be saying sh*t like,

yeah, come on, Peckerhead.

Come on, you f***ing jerk off,

come on.

Son of a b*tch, come on.

Yeah, you f***ing-A-Right,

buddy.

N*gger's will be talking

about buddy this.

Yeah.

You want to buddy something,

buddy up on this here.

Black men will

grab them d*cks, jack.

I don't care, n*ggers will be

walking down the street,

They're going to

hold their dick, jack.

What's happen, bro,

arent nothing to it, sh*t.

You know how it is,

Im just hanging on.

Even Andrew young,

he grab his dick, right.

He be talking to the president

of the united states,

Andrew young,

Uh, Mr. President,

Now, we got to talk

some serious sh*t now, really.

Excuse me, Mrs. Canter.

Oh, that's all right.

Bigger than a peanut.

Patty and I want to say

we're really happy

That you come out

to see us tonight.

We mean that from

the bottom of our hearts.

Thank you.

Patty be singing her ass off,

too, don't she?

I mean, patty gets some sh*t

down in there, waaaaa,

Sh*t go all through me, man.

I'll be saying sing it,

you mother f***ers, yeah.

And the band's a b*tch,

too, man,

That band is a mother f***er

she got, really.

That white boy on the horn

be playing his ass off, right,

He don't even bend or nothing.

You know, when most people

play the horn,

They got to bend or something

To get that sh*t out

of there, right.

This guy be.

And don't miss sh*t, right.

He be, don't worry, n*ggers,

Im with you, go ahead.

And I am really

personally happy to see

Anybody come out

and see me, right,

Especially as much as

I done f***ed up this year.

I don't want to never see

no more police in my life,

At my house,

Taking my ass to jail,

For killing my car.

And it seemed fair

to kill my car to me, right,

Cause my wife was

going to leave my ass.

You know, I said not in

this mother f***er, you arent.

Un-Un, no, un-Un,

If you leave,

You be driving them

hush puppies you got on.

Cause Im going to kill

this mother f***er here.

And I had one of them

big old magnums,

You know all that noise they

make when you shoot something.

I shot at the car,

it said whom.

The tires said aaahhhhh.

It got good to me,

I shot another one.

Boom, aaahhhhh.

And that vodka

I was drinking said,

Go ahead, shoot something else.

I shot the motor,

The motor fell out

the mother f***er, right.

The motor say, f*** it.

And then the police came,

I went in the house.

Because they got magnums, too.

And they don't kill cars,

They kill n*ggers.

Police got a choke hold

they use out here, though, man,

They choke n*ggers to death.

I mean, you be dead

when they through, right,

...did you know that?

- Yeah.

The n*gger's

are going, yeah, we know.

The whites are going,

no, I had no idea.

Yeah, two grab your legs,

one grab your head, and snap.

Oh, sh*t, he broke.

Can you break a n*gger,

is it okay?

Let's check the manual

Yup, page 8,

You can break a n*gger,

right there, see.

Let's drag him downtown, okay.

And they got them dogs

they sic on your ass, right,

The German shepherds

and sh*t.

Nasty mother f***ers, right.

Some places

they got them Dobermans,

Doberman pinschers.

Them some bad mother f***ers.

They fast, too.

They catch the average

white boy.

By the time they catch

a n*gger, though,

They too tired

To do anything

but maybe get petted

Or some sh*t like that.

You trying to run him over.

Sit your ass right there, now.

I'm going to get on you.

All right.

I saw them let one loose

on a young brother about 16

In an alley.

The police jumped out of the car

And sacked the Doberman

loose on him,

The brother was low running.

I mean, he was down in here.

And the dog was on his ass,

And it must have got good

to the brother,

Cause he shifted into overdrive

on the dog.

Yeah, the brother had a cap on,

it just went.

And it looked like to me

like the dog said,

Sh*t,

Mother f*** that n*gger, man.

Sh*t, he won't kill me

out here, sh*t.

Give me a biscuit here.

The dogs are something else.

I got two dogs,

I got two malamutes

That I trained to fight

the police dogs.

I did.

I said, if you see

any dog jump on me,

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