Richard Pryor ...Here and Now Page #9
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- 1983
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What is it, Rich, we on fire again?
What? What? Hey.''
And I'd be kinda scared
about today, man...
'cause women, we're lucky they f*** us
'cause they got them machines.
You ever seen 'em? They got numbers
on 'em. Plug them boys in.
And you be standing there
with just a dick, right?
''Tell me when
it's my turn, will ya?''
''Uh, that's all right.
Thank you. Never mind.
I'll come back tomorrow.''
Women know they got the p*ssy, man.
They know we like it too.
They know it. I mean, they know.
I got the p*ssy
And it's good
'Cause there ain't no such thing
as bad p*ssy, right?
If there are ladies here tonight
think they got a bad p*ssy...
I'd like to see you
after the show.
I'd like to give
a second opinion.
I'd sure want some water, but I don't
wanna drink none of that sh*t now.
You got me scared.
Spring water? Rainwater?
What is this little bug in it?
- Thank you. What's your name?
- Luanne.
Luanne, take your ass
back to your seat.
Thank you. Thank you,
Luanne, very much.
You're just--
That's a very kind thing to do.
I can't get this little
motherfuckin' thing out.
See, I'm very crazy about sh*t.
When sh*t in somethin',
I like to go, ''Hey.''
Thank you, Luanne,
very much.
No! Don't!
Thank you, Luanne.
That's--
- Can I get a kiss?
- No, baby. You might have herpes.
I don't wanna be
f***ing around.
No, sirree, Bob.
Now they got that herpes
and sh*t going around.
That makes me
be very careful,Jack.
I wanna examine the p*ssy
real good now.
Don't women do that?
If you gonna have a one-night stand,
don't you be very cautious?
It's like, ''Put the dick
right here in my hand.''
Right? Get that jeweler's glass out
and, ''Just a minute.''
'Cause they got some sh*t out there,
make your dick look like a foot.
For a long time.
I'm not lyin'. You look down, look like
a little baby's foot hanging there...
walking up your leg
and sh*t.
No, you gotta be very careful.
That's why I--
I go to public toilets, man,
I'd be watching them motherfuckers...
because I know some sh*t
I'd be real careful.
One thing about a public toilet
is if somebody recognize my ass.
You know, 'cause you could go
in the toilet all your life--
You go in the toilet
and take a sh*t and nobody say nothin'.
They may make a face
when you leave, right?
But they see me, they start talkin',
''Richard Pryor!
That was you in there shittin'?
Man, you don't never
need to sh*t in public.
Hey, everybody, come here.
Richard Pryor is in here shittin'!''
And they got them--
You ever go into them urinals?
Ladies probably never seen this.
It's got them big urinals and sh*t.
And the men go in there and
stand right up in the urinal...
like they hidin' their sh*t
or somethin'.
They'd be right up
in there like--
And look each other
in the eye.
That's the way men look each other
in the eye 'cause you don't look down.
You look down--
''What you looking at?''
Only trouble I have in there,
people wanna meet me.
Be pissing, talking about,
''Richard Pryor!
Oh, sh*t, I'm sorry, man.
Here, shake my hand.''
F*** you!
Everybody be standing up like this and
be cool,Jack,just lookin' in the eye.
Then some big dick motherf***er
come in, right? Stand way back here.
''What's happening, fellas?
You wanna stand to the left?
I'm gonna shake it to the left, pal.
You better move over.''
Good night. I love you.
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