Road to Bali Page #7

Lala...

Help! Help!

Heeeeeelp!

- I'll get her, I'll get her.

- What do you mean? I'll get her.

Help. Help.

All this meat and no tomato.

-Are you all right honey?

- Yes dear!

Come on, let's get away from this

weenie roast. We've got the jewels.

Yeah, I don't want to be a rich

cinder.

Say, look at all that rice growing

down there.

Yeah rice. It's symbolic.

Symbolic?

- Yeah, in puddings and weddings eh Princess?

Look, a ship.

- We're saved.

- We must get to the beach.

- ey, the ship's captain can perform the ceremony.

- I'll take care of my own wedding

arrangements, if you don't mind.

- If you're a real nice boy, I'll let you

give the bachelor's dinner.

- You're a little heavy, but you can be flower girl.

- This girl is marrying me buster.

- This kid needs me.

- Now wait just a minute here. All right!

- Let's settle this once and for all

before we get on the ship.

- Let's toss a coin. Coin?

- We're tabed. I got a better idea.

We'll indian wrestle.

Oh no. Last time I won, you gave

me an indian. Here, let Lala decide.

- We'll draw straws.

- Yeah!

If she draws a long straw, she gets

me, a short one, you.

- I'll hold the straws.

- Please, please.

I've already made up my mind.

- Tough luck old man.

- Tough luck old man.

-I'm sorry Harold.

- You pick him?

- Yes.

- Oh how near-sighted can you be?

Cheer up Buster. You'll fi nd

someone. Try the lonely hearts club huh?

Lala is the only girl in the world for me.

Say, you've got your basket there.

Now if you just had your magic

flute, you'd be in business.

- Well.....just so happens....

- That's my galant little man, he's

always thinking.

- Jane Russel.....oh wing ding!

Ladies...

Hey, wait a minute. What are you

going to do with two girls?

That's my problem....

Hey, come back. Wait for me.

Oh no you don't. Stay right where

you are folks. This picutre isn't over yet.

Hey wait....

- Oh no you don't, no you don't!

Stay sitting. Hey

George.....oooooh.

No, stay right there! George!

Get the writers, get the producers,

get my agent. Get a girl.

This is sabotage.

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