Road Trip Page #8

I know, because I bought some of it.

That guy Jacob?

'He left school. He went on to become

the leader of some cult in Iowa.

'He tried organising a mass suicide.

'Only problem is,

he drank the Kool-Aid first

'and, well, everyone else

just kind of changed their minds.'

Too bad.

As for Rubin... Remember Rubin?

Remember how he claimed that

he was destined for great things?

(Rubin) The people of Earth need me.

Well, he was right.

Rubin used cross-pollination

to develop a strain of marijuana

that is not only remarkably potent...

but completely undetectable

by any drug tests.

Oh, my God.

'He was named

High Times' man of the year.'

As for EL, despite his

swinging philosophy on sexuality,

he got serious with some girl he met.

And you want me to use two fingers?

'I believe she was pre-med.'

Did I say two? Better make it three.

Then there's Kyle.

'Kyle and his father

reconciled their differences.'

Hi, Dad. Merry Christmas.

'He brought his girlfriend home.'

Rhonda, this is my father, Earl.

Dad, this is Rhonda.

Merry Christmas, Dad.

Come here.

That's the end of the tour.

I hope you strongly consider becoming

part of the Ithaca tradition,

as we lead future generations

of young people

forward into the new century.

Thanks a lot. You were great. Thanks.

- Thank you so much.

- No, it was fun.

I'll see you in the fall.

Thank you. Thank you.

- OK. Thank you.

- I'd like to say thank you.

I mean, uh, that was...

really great.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

(Boy) Mom?

Thank you.

Thank you, Mommy.

I'm pumping your mommy.

(Grunting and moaning)

# Goddam right,

it's a beautiful day, uh-huh

# Goddam right,

it's a beautiful day, uh-huh #

# OK, what is it tonight??

# Please, please tell me

what the hell is wrong

# Do you wanna eat, do you

wanna sleep, do you wanna drown?

# Just settle down

settle down, settle down

# I'll give you candy,

give you diamonds, give you pills

# Give you anything you want,

hundred-dollar bills

# I'll even let you watch

the shows you wanna see

# Just marry me,

marry me, marry me now

# Oh, hey

# I'm so sick of you tonight

# You never stay awake

when I get home

# Is something wrong with me,

something wrong with you?

# I really wish I knew,

wish I knew, wish I knew

# I'll give you candy,

give you diamonds, give you pills

# Give you anything you want,

hundred-dollar bills

# I'll even let you watch

the shows you wanna see

# Just marry me,

marry me, marry me now

# Oh, hey

# You've become so distant

# Stop touching me!

# Are you in love with this guy?

# When I was young I learned her game

# When love and happiness

were the same

# Now I'm older and I don't play

# I found out the hardest way

# I got wasted, she got mad

# She called me names

and she called her dad

# He got crazy and violent, too

# One by one I'll torture you

# I'll give you candy,

give you diamonds, give you pills

# Give you anything you want,

hundred-dollar bills

# I'll even let you hear

the songs you wanna sing

# I'll give you anything,

anything, anything

# I'll give you anything,

anything, anything

# I'll give you anything,

anything, anything

# Anything

# Anything

# Anything

# I'll give you anything #

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