Roadside Romeo
Oh Romeo.
Knock knock knock ask who's there
I'm Romeo
recognize me my darling?
Knock knock knock ask who's there
I'm Romeo
I have the world at my feet
I'm everyone's envy
Seeing me they burn and fry
go on, ask me
why?
I'm Romeo
lovin lovin is what I do
I'm Romeo
I've got these girls in my arms
I'm Romeo
recognize me my darling?
I'm Romeo
the world's at my feet
Oh Romeo.
One two three
You talking to me?
Five six seven
Welcome to my heaven
Shampoo and conditioning
Diamonds and pearls
I've never had a want
and never will
Come on and see
Ooh aah me
I'm Romeo
lovin lovin is what I do
I'm Romeo
I've got these girls in my arms
I'm Romeo
recognize me my darling?
I'm Romeo
Oh Romeo.
Romeo.
What the.
Hey!
Gross man!
Dudes
what you just saw
that wasn't a dream
that was my life.
yes, my life.!
What I'm trying to say my friends
is that.
That was my life,
till a few days ago.
yes, just a few days ago
I had it all.
I was living the good life.
and then suddenly.
no manners!
The family I was
the favourite pet of
sold everything they had
and just upped and left for London.
Those silly kids got bored of me
and they thought they would get a
new dog from London.
HMMPH!
New dog my paw!
They left me with their servant.
and that lazy guy tossed me
out here and took off!
This place is the pits!
I mean.
. there isn't even a loo here man!
Where does one pee?
Anyway. such is life!
One moment you have everything.
and the next moment. nothing!
Hey half pint!
Wassup?
What you doing here?
Uh, well sir.
you see sir.
What's a 'sir' dude?
You pip-less pipsqueak.
can't you talk like a dog?
Er. well you see. actually.
Aye english medium.
want a knuckle sandwich?
Thirsty eh?
You were being thirsty?
Thirst was hitting?
This tap ours.
No one gets droppings of water.
. if we don't say so.
This is Hero English and
Guru's domain.
Gettit!
Er. excuse me.
Hey you piece of rotten orange peeI!
Weren't you just stretched out
and sleeping here?
ok. hehe.
Hey!
Look here gentledogs.
Why's he calling us dogs 'gentle'?
(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)
Heyyy Mini.
(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)
You're a cat, stay a cat!
(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)
Don't try to be a dog!
Aey IntervaI.
keep quiet.
film freak!
Come on, show me the money!
Money?
What money?
Bones you fooI.
let's see some bones.
It's our currency. you see!
Uh. ah. ok!
What man?
Look. buddies,
I'll just leave. ok!
Get me a knife!
Let's teach this guy a lesson!
No! Hey listen.
guys. guys. guys.
Boss, let's use a blade!
A knife won't be same things.
That talk is not there buddy!
Aey Guru!
(Imitating Sunny DeoI)
This fist is heavy as a ton!
(Imitating Sunny DeoI)
Should I just knock him out?
I say.
. use a pair of scissors.
Dude!
These guys are really dumb!
Excuse me.
Chaps!
You guys haven't actually
hurt anyone ever.
Right?
Not yet. but we're
dying to make a start
So?
. and you'll be just perfect!
Like guys.
Stop. Stop. excuse me.
stop.
No I mean seriously,
look at you guys.
You don't look like
goons at all.
do you know how cooI
goons look these days?
Do you?
you chaps look like a bunch of
villain's sidekicks.
. from an 80's bollywood
potboiler!
I mean people are bored of this
predictable stuff. it's old hat.
Spice things up a bit guys!
Leave the past behind.
the world's zipping past you!
Where?
I can help you guys.
I could give you a cooI look.
like style you guys.
Eh! What's this son-of-a-ticketless
traveller saying?
You catch his drift?
It's all flying way
over my head boss!
Look.
I'll style one of you
guys and show you.
You like it, you let me go.
If you don't, truss me up
like a turkey.
Come on try me!
Come on.
who's first?
Him. him. him.
No. no. I'm not going first.
FooI, you need it most.
zip up and sit tight!
Alright
here we go.
everything is gonna be fine.
Done!
Wow! IntervaI's looking better
than the main show!
Ok boys, who's next?
Ahem!
So, did you like it?
Like. of course!
One. two. three
this is the first time we've got
to eat something like this.
Eww gross!
Man! Where were you
all these years!
Aye Romeo.
So what other tricks
Get over it. you're a cat.
Business!
Business.
Think about it!
If we start a business.
that attracts dogs like
bees to a hive.
and we mint bones by the dozens.
we could use all that wealth.
to make these pipes look snazzy.
smacking food all day.
I mean. dude.
We can live the life!
Think about it!
You won't have to live
in this filth anymore!
Business?
Now what sorta business.
will get us that sort of moolah?
A salon!
Romeo's Salon!
YrF
Come on my friend, gimme a try
Come on. Come on
Why do you crawI, come lets fly
Come on. Come on
Life's gotta be fun
bow before our might
Come on.
Come on
bow before our might
Come on.
Come on
Bob cut
beveI cut
fringe cut
long cut
Somewhere here is your
life's short cut
No 'if' here, no 'but'
bow before our might
Come on.
Come on
bow before our might
Come on.
Come on
Hey!
dance with a kiss?
No!
Hey come on.
just one kiss!
No!
But whenever I dance.
girls always kiss me!
Sorry.
. but not this girI.
I'm not that kind of girl.
I don't even know you.
I was rehearsing here.
you came by.
We waltzed for a bit.
You dance well.
but that's that.
Don't start getting any ideas.
But I. wait!
Dude! I love her!
ROMEO'S IN LOOOOOVE!
I'm in love. love.
love love love love.
OUCH! Dude! Love hurts!
Ay.
No discounts here!
It ain't Christmas yet.
Pay up man.
you're two bones less!
(Imitating Dharmendra)
First haircut and then shave!
O- Ho! Slick as ever!
Field clear!
Chhainu. Charlie's
sidekick here.
Run. run. run!
Silence!
Eww. Spit!
HaiI Ch-ch-charlie Anna!
Hmm. Hail Charlie Anna
. Hail always.!
What do we have here? A mirror.
Hmm. Hey Edward scissorhands.
What is this I see?
Statue?
Catch catch
You son of a barber!
Beauty Parlours.
You've started up
a new business here?
Tell me.
Do you have Charlie Anna's
permission. eh?
Hehe Chhainu,
it slipping our minds.
we are forgots.
You son of an amnesiac!
Do you remember the day today?
Friday.
It's collection day!
For Charlie Anna's
protection money!
Now look here
I am Charlie Anna's
biggest sidekick.
But I have to pay up too!
Chhainu brother.
Chhainu brother.
we were on our way to you right after
we shut shop for the day.
Of course you were baby.
Parlour!
Let me test it out for myself!
Of course sir
incoming incoming.
Your hair cut on the house!
No chargings for cuttings!
Free? This I got to see!
I like this royaI treatment.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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