Roadside Romeo

Oh Romeo.

Knock knock knock ask who's there

I'm Romeo

recognize me my darling?

Knock knock knock ask who's there

I'm Romeo

I have the world at my feet

I'm everyone's envy

Seeing me they burn and fry

go on, ask me

why?

I'm Romeo

lovin lovin is what I do

I'm Romeo

I've got these girls in my arms

I'm Romeo

recognize me my darling?

I'm Romeo

the world's at my feet

Oh Romeo.

One two three

You talking to me?

Five six seven

Welcome to my heaven

Shampoo and conditioning

And curls swirls twirls

Diamonds and pearls

And girls girls girls

I've never had a want

and never will

Come on and see

Ooh aah me

I'm Romeo

lovin lovin is what I do

I'm Romeo

I've got these girls in my arms

I'm Romeo

recognize me my darling?

I'm Romeo

Oh Romeo.

Romeo.

What the.

Hey!

Gross man!

Dudes

what you just saw

that wasn't a dream

that was my life.

yes, my life.!

What I'm trying to say my friends

is that.

That was my life,

till a few days ago.

yes, just a few days ago

I had it all.

I was living the good life.

and then suddenly.

no manners!

The family I was

the favourite pet of

sold everything they had

and just upped and left for London.

Those silly kids got bored of me

and they thought they would get a

new dog from London.

HMMPH!

New dog my paw!

They left me with their servant.

and that lazy guy tossed me

out here and took off!

This place is the pits!

I mean.

. there isn't even a loo here man!

Where does one pee?

Anyway. such is life!

One moment you have everything.

and the next moment. nothing!

Hey half pint!

Wassup?

What you doing here?

Uh, well sir.

you see sir.

What's a 'sir' dude?

You pip-less pipsqueak.

can't you talk like a dog?

Er. well you see. actually.

Aye english medium.

want a knuckle sandwich?

Thirsty eh?

You were being thirsty?

Thirst was hitting?

This tap ours.

No one gets droppings of water.

. if we don't say so.

This is Hero English and

Guru's domain.

Gettit!

Er. excuse me.

Hey you piece of rotten orange peeI!

Weren't you just stretched out

and sleeping here?

ok. hehe.

Hey!

Look here gentledogs.

Why's he calling us dogs 'gentle'?

(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)

Heyyy Mini.

(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)

You're a cat, stay a cat!

(Imitating ShahRukh Khan)

Don't try to be a dog!

Aey IntervaI.

keep quiet.

film freak!

Come on, show me the money!

Money?

What money?

Bones you fooI.

let's see some bones.

It's our currency. you see!

Uh. ah. ok!

What man?

Look. buddies,

I'll just leave. ok!

Get me a knife!

Let's teach this guy a lesson!

No! Hey listen.

guys. guys. guys.

Boss, let's use a blade!

A knife won't be same things.

That talk is not there buddy!

Aey Guru!

(Imitating Sunny DeoI)

This fist is heavy as a ton!

(Imitating Sunny DeoI)

Should I just knock him out?

I say.

. use a pair of scissors.

Dude!

These guys are really dumb!

Excuse me.

Chaps!

You guys haven't actually

hurt anyone ever.

Right?

Not yet. but we're

dying to make a start

So?

. and you'll be just perfect!

Like guys.

Stop. Stop. excuse me.

stop.

No I mean seriously,

look at you guys.

You don't look like

goons at all.

do you know how cooI

goons look these days?

Do you?

you chaps look like a bunch of

villain's sidekicks.

. from an 80's bollywood

potboiler!

I mean people are bored of this

predictable stuff. it's old hat.

Spice things up a bit guys!

Leave the past behind.

the world's zipping past you!

Where?

I can help you guys.

I could give you a cooI look.

like style you guys.

Eh! What's this son-of-a-ticketless

traveller saying?

You catch his drift?

It's all flying way

over my head boss!

Look.

I'll style one of you

guys and show you.

You like it, you let me go.

If you don't, truss me up

like a turkey.

Come on try me!

Come on.

who's first?

Him. him. him.

No. no. I'm not going first.

FooI, you need it most.

zip up and sit tight!

Alright

here we go.

everything is gonna be fine.

Done!

Wow! IntervaI's looking better

than the main show!

Ok boys, who's next?

Ahem!

So, did you like it?

Like. of course!

One. two. three

this is the first time we've got

to eat something like this.

Eww gross!

Man! Where were you

all these years!

Aye Romeo.

So what other tricks

can you teach us tough guys?

Get over it. you're a cat.

Business!

Business.

Think about it!

If we start a business.

that attracts dogs like

bees to a hive.

and we mint bones by the dozens.

we could use all that wealth.

to make these pipes look snazzy.

we could gorge on lip

smacking food all day.

I mean. dude.

We can live the life!

Think about it!

You won't have to live

in this filth anymore!

Business?

Now what sorta business.

will get us that sort of moolah?

A salon!

Romeo's Salon!

YrF

Come on my friend, gimme a try

Come on. Come on

Why do you crawI, come lets fly

Come on. Come on

Life's gotta be fun

A step ahead I wanna be

I want the world to follow me

Our tails stand upright

bow before our might

Come on.

Come on

Our tails stand upright

bow before our might

Come on.

Come on

Bob cut

beveI cut

fringe cut

long cut

Somewhere here is your

life's short cut

No 'if' here, no 'but'

Only pigtails getting cut

A step ahead I wanna be

I want the world to follow me

Our tails stand upright

bow before our might

Come on.

Come on

Our tails stand upright

bow before our might

Come on.

Come on

Hey!

How about ending this

dance with a kiss?

No!

Hey come on.

just one kiss!

No!

But whenever I dance.

girls always kiss me!

Sorry.

. but not this girI.

I'm not that kind of girl.

I don't even know you.

I was rehearsing here.

you came by.

We waltzed for a bit.

You dance well.

but that's that.

Don't start getting any ideas.

But I. wait!

Dude! I love her!

ROMEO'S IN LOOOOOVE!

I'm in love. love.

love love love love.

OUCH! Dude! Love hurts!

Ay.

No discounts here!

It ain't Christmas yet.

Pay up man.

you're two bones less!

(Imitating Dharmendra)

First haircut and then shave!

O- Ho! Slick as ever!

Field clear!

Chhainu. Charlie's

sidekick here.

Run. run. run!

Silence!

Eww. Spit!

HaiI Ch-ch-charlie Anna!

Hmm. Hail Charlie Anna

. Hail always.!

What do we have here? A mirror.

Hmm. Hey Edward scissorhands.

What is this I see?

Statue?

Catch catch

You son of a barber!

Beauty Parlours.

You've started up

a new business here?

Tell me.

Do you have Charlie Anna's

permission. eh?

Hehe Chhainu,

it slipping our minds.

we are forgots.

You son of an amnesiac!

Do you remember the day today?

Friday.

It's collection day!

For Charlie Anna's

protection money!

Now look here

I am Charlie Anna's

biggest sidekick.

But I have to pay up too!

Chhainu brother.

Chhainu brother.

we were on our way to you right after

we shut shop for the day.

Of course you were baby.

Parlour!

Let me test it out for myself!

Of course sir

incoming incoming.

Your hair cut on the house!

No chargings for cuttings!

Free? This I got to see!

I like this royaI treatment.

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