Roadside Romeo Page #2

Clean up this mess!

Hey!

Hey what's going on?

Stick it back.

And where is everybody?

Why's everyone buzzing

about this cartoon here?

Who's this ball of gel?

Shhhh!

Carefu! Romeo you have no

idea who this is!

Whoever he is,

he's still a cartoon.

Shhh! That's Chhainu.

Don Charlie Anna's right hand.

Messing with him means messing

with Charlie himself.

So we're giving him a free

haircut to keep him happy!

WHAT!

FREE?

YOU MUST BE JOKING!

No one gets a free haircut!

What were you thinking?

Who said we dole out

free haircuts huh?

No free haircuts.

GET OUT!

Shut your face ball of geI!

you don't know who

you're talking to!

You'll charge me?

You'll make me pay you bones?

If Charlie Anna so much as

hears of this

he'll use you as his personaI

poop collector for the.

. rest of your days

on this earth!

HEY! What's this?!

What do you think of yourself?

Go tell your Anna.

Romeo doesn't toss bones

in front of mad dogs!

Now, SCRAM!

Hey scissorhands.

finish my haircut at least.

makes me feeI a little incomplete!

Get out.

GET OUT!

You son of a dog. how dare you?!

Wait till CHARLIE ANNA

hears of this.

No one has any respect for me!

There are no decent folk left

in this town anymore!

Stop it you guys, the show's over,

get back to work.

I'm going back to bed

I couldn't get a wink of

sleep all night!

Hey sleeping beauty wake up!

Ok wise guy!

Where are all those bones we've

been earning all this time?

Fork them out.

We need to give

Charlie Anna his weeklies!

That's funny.

Are you serious?

Look around you guys!

How do you think I paid to make

these pipes look this snazzy?

Think about it.

With the bones we earned

from our business!

You mean we don't have

a single bone left?

Not one.?

C'mon guys.

Those bones were not earned for us

to give away as protection money!

Now I have to make myself going.

farewell!

good bye.

bye bye.

Aye you bunch of melodramatic fools,

stop these theatrics.

There's no point in running.

Charlie Anna will find us

no matter where we run to.

We can't escape him.

We have no choice left.

but to groveI before him

for his mercy.

Come on then let's goes.

. before he beats us

hollow like drums.

Our orchestra will

start playing friends!

Dude! Who the heck

is Charlie Anna?

I'm coming empty handed, I hope anna

doesn't fry me into an omelette!

I should have brought

Charlie Anna's weeklies on time.

That's what I keep telling them

but no one listens!

I guess everything

should be fine inside.

Such a large gathering.

Must be a serious matter.

Please Charlie Anna, help me.

My life's in danger!

Tension not.

You paid my weeklies on time.

With Anna's blessing,

every dog has its day!

Be happy my chappie.

Go!

Charlie Anna you're the greatest.

hail Charlie Anna.

hail Charlie Anna!

I like.

Oh! Reverse!

Hehe go east, go west,

Anna is the best!

Anna, this week we've collected

just a little less. I.!

Useless fellow!

Fool! Donkey!

Useless fellow!

Hail Charlie anna!

Had breakfast Anna?

GET OUT!

Nonsense persons!

What have I been hearing?

They started up a new business.

. and Guru's gang didn't

so much as inform me!

New business with a new boss.

And they didn't pay up

my weeklies either.

Those dogs haven't paid me?

USELESS FELLOW! FOOL!

What did you go there for then?

Half a hair cut and no weeklies?

How could you be my official

Sidekick and let this happen?

Anna I say.

The thing is.

Guru and his gang are here!

Get lost now.

go stand guard over

the bone treasury!

REZUME POZITION I ZAY!

GET OUT!

GO!

Look where you're standing!

Come in!

H- Hail Charlie Anna!

ANGELS!

These are my angels!

Charlie's Angels!

Jokes!

Yintroductions

Silk Sunitha.

Nylon Nalini.

Polyester Padmini!

You can't even start to imagine

how dangerous these three can be!

YUNDERSTAND! hmm.

But Anna.

ZILENCE I ZAY!

Up. Side. Down.

Ok so who wants to be the first to

get a pounding from my angels?

Eeni meeni maini mo.

Whoa hope no one saw me!

A fine place I found to have a nap

Bones!

Chhainu!

Darling Chhainu!

Angeles?

Chhainu darling.

Handsome, dashing Chhainu.

follow me.

Follow me Chhainu.

Local birds.

International words!

Angeles?

Why are you playing this

game of light and.

. shade with me you naughty girl?

Handsome dashing Chhainu.

follow me.!

Now that you are here don't feel

shy to come to me, come on!

Angels!

Yangels! Pickle these four!

The End!

Hail Charlie Anna!

Romeo. Romeo.

Wow! What a personality!

Dude!

What?

Oh. Sorry!

Anna! I've brought the weekly

protection money.

for you.!

I've got it!

These are from me and my friends.

He got it. Saved.

Who are you?

Yintroduce!

Anna I'm their friend. Romeo.

Room? Who's room?

Hahaha. Good one.

No. um. Romeo.

like Romeo!

ZAME TO ZAME!

ROOMEAO ROOMEAO!

Yes. very good.

Anna, I've traveled a long

way to get here.

Just to get an audience with you.

I'm your biggest fan!

Please let me go.

I see!

Fan? Hahaha. Wokay.

Charlie has fans everywhere.

I like.

uh. Anna.

so can we go now?

Please.

Lizzen Roomeao!

You're new here.

Keep one thing in mind.

I am a dangerous persons!

I am so dangerous that sometimes

I scare even myself!

If you mess with Charlie Anna

- The End!

GET OUT!

STOP!

You're my fan, right?

Here!

My yautograph.

Be happy my chappie!

ANNA! ANNA!

ANNA! ANNA!

Chhainu! We're done for!

Anna.

Control. Stop. control.

ANNA! Anna!

He's the one. the root of

the problem.

he threw me out.

and didn't even pay me your

weekly protection money!

Son of betel nut!

You're trying to fool me?! Liar!

There. their protection money!

Hail Charlie Anna!

Get out!

GET OUT!

Every dog gets his day!

One day I will have mine!

Nonsense persons!

(Imitating Sanjay Dutt)

Dude! We were Lucky to get away

Oh yes. that was close shavings!

Well I guess!

all's well that ends well.

Hide!

Be carefuI!

Saved.

Hey guys! What's wrong?

That was the municipality van.

It drives by sometimes.

Some dogs get caught.

. and the municipality workers lock

them in the van and drive off!

And then.

you never hear of those

dogs again.

Scram!

uh. guys. sorry but I gotta go!

Bye!

One encounter with Anna.

. and the guy's lost his marbles!

Hi! I'm Romeo!

No thanks!

Ever since I set my eyes on you.

I can't stop thinking about you.

I think I'm falling

in love with you!

Look, I'm not lying.

I'm really in love with you!

And I'll do anything to prove it!

Anything!

Just say the word!

Anything?

Yeah anything!

Fine!

I perform at the Moonlight

Nightclub once a week.

Tomorrow's my show.

If you really love me

then you'll have to

get on that stage.

. in front of

everyone and dance with me!

That's all?

Done deal!

But Hello! Your name.

Laila!

WHIPEEEE!

Hold on a sec. Hey Romeo.

where are you taking us?

And why are you flashing

your pearlies that way?

You look funny!

You are seeing funny my friend!

Guys. guys!

Romeo. is in love!

So who is she?

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