Roadside Romeo Page #3
Follow me.
Excuse me please!
LAILA!
We're done for!
LAILA? Are you out of your mind?
Oye numbskull, couldn't
you find anyone else?
Charlie Anna's crazy about Laila!
She. She. she's.
Anna's girlfriend?
Heck no! She doesn't so much as
look at the dude.
But since Anna's crazy about her.
no one dare speak to her.
They're scared!
Only a lunatic would
dare mess with Anna
And you're truly loony man!
Buddy!
Anna's gonna smack
the life out of you.
He will hit you with life!
(Imitating Dharmendra)
You'll die like a dog Romeo!
It's been a while since
I last had the good fortune.
. to see the future Mrs. Anna.
Start!
YrF
Touch.
Touch these lips.
Touch my heart just this one time,
come on
Say the words just this one time,
come on
O Laila! O Laila!
O Laila! O Laila!
I'm the dog of your dreams
O Laila! O Laila!
Touch.
Touch these lips.
These lips smile.
why don't you go on and smile too.
They sparkle,
touch and turn them to stars
Bring them to earth,
just this one time, come on
come on
They're closer now,
just this one time, come on
. come on.
O Laila! O Laila!
O Laila! O Laila!
I'm the dog of your dreams
O Laila! O Laila!
Touch.
Touch these lips.
NO! ROMEOOO. ROMEOOOOOO.!
LAILA! LAILA!
ROMEO!
Guys. come on. let me go!
No. no. not up there.
Hey Romeo, you're dead meat.
You ball of gel, there's no way
Anna's gonna let you go today.
PLEASE STOP!
IT'S HURTING!
I'M LIKING!
Now you know.
dance with my one and only Laila?
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
STOP PLEASE!
You wanna be
Michael Jackson eh. eh?
AIYYO! WHY?
WHY I ZAY!
Why doesn't Laila love me!
Me. this dashing,
handsome matinee hero.
why does she treat me
like an extra.
Why does she have to
dance with this fool?
Come to think of it.
I'm not half bad looking myself.
HEY! MIRROR!
Look at this!
I am so handsome.
. before me all are pale!
But before Laila.
I always fail!
What to do Oh MUMMY.
what to do?
YANGELS!
AAAAH! ANNA STOP PLEASE!
I didn't know you liked Laila!
I'm new here!
I'll bring Laila around!
I'll make her
fall in love with you!
YANGELS STOP I ZAY! Wait!
These words you just uttered.
Please repeat!
Anna, if I had even the slightest
inkling you like Laila.
do you think I'd have the
audacity to dance with her?!
You see, don't worry.
I know how to win
these females over!
You don't worry.
I'll win her over for you!
Just give me some time.
. and you have my word.
Laila will be yours!
Mister oversmart.
if I couldn't impress her
in all this time.
. with my drop dead
handsome looks.
What will a fool like
you be able to achieve?
Tell tell!
Yangels THE END!
No!
please, listen to me.
You don't know these girls!
They like to play hard to get!
But you don't worry.
a great don like you must have
so many things to worry about.
Let me worry
let me go.
hehe.
and I promise Laila will be yours.
Leave these small worries
for a small fish like me.!
You relax Anna!
Just chill.
Ooh!
Sorry I'm just.
a little nervous.
Hmmm!
Hmmm! Wokay! Wokay.
If Laila is mine.
I won't steam you into an idli!
Wokay!
But, however, although.
If you don't do as promised.
Never Anna.
Then.
THE END!
Dude.
you don't standing a chances.
it's impossible to be convincing
Laila to be girilfriend of Anna.
Now listen up
leaves this town.
for the southernmost
tip of the country.
it's been arranged.
get on it and disappear.
and once you've touched the tip,
catch the steamer for
the Andaman islands.
If you're lucky Anna will
never be able to find you.
Bye Romeo. Bon voyager!
Oh Romeo!
Laila!
Anna Anna!
Get a grip on yourself.
send Laila back!
Yeah yeah.
Oh! Uh.
Hi. uh.
Won't you.
ask me in?
No. say no!
Uh. yeah. of course.
please. please.
Hmmm.
nice place you have here!
I've heard
there's magic in those
fingers of yours.
make me look like the way
I look in your dreams.
I want to look like your Laila.
Romeo's Laila.
The End!
NOOOO.
You're close to me. so right
you're with me. so right.
You're close to me. so right
you're with me. so right.
How do I say it.
why do I feeI so right?
You're close to me. so right
you're with me. so right.
You're close to me. so right
you're with me. so right.
Beautiful!
Romeo's Laila.
Won't you.
walk me home.?
I've fallen in love.
this love is forever and ever.
Ready!
Three. Four. Five.
Six.
I've scored six!
I've won!
Hey!
What's going on here?
It's the most popular sport here.
The dog.
who wakes the most number of humans
with his howling.
wins!
Laila. That's Laila
Even Romeo is here.
Romeo. romeo.
Romeo come on, give it a try.
Come on buddy. come on.
Hey no no. guys forget it,
no way.
Come on come on.
Go on!
For my sake!
Win it for me!
This mellow breeze is so right
This moment of being
shy is so right
Everytime I see you
I want to feel your touch
. 8,9, and 10!
Romeo wins!
It's a record!
The feeling I felt
in my heart is so right
this night is so so right
You're close to me. so right
you're with me. so right.
You're close to me. so right
you're with me. so right.
Uh. haha.
well, that was fun.
so then.
I guess.
goodnight.
The first time we met.
you wanted to.
kiss me.
remember?
The next full moon night
at that very spot.
this time.
I won't say no!
I promise.!
Bye.
Bye.
Hand up, Meaning. something's up!
AAAAH!
DUDE!
Don't go sneaking around like that!
What are you doing here?
Why you canine casanova?
Fixing a date for Anna eh?
You haven't, right?
date. of course. of course.
er. yes. tomorrow!
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow night!
Night?
At the main square!
At the main square?
That's just what
I had come here to fix up!
That means.
it's fixed?
Really?
Hmmm. I see.
Ok then,
I'll go tell Anna.
This cake should get baked
tomorrow night itself.
you better make sure of that. ok?
Of course.
you tell Anna.
I'll make sure of that. haha.
Date fixing barber!
Good for nothing sidekick!
What did you just say?
Nothing.
Hey Chhainu Bro. hehe
Just like that.
Good night.
Just like that, hmmm.
Idea!
Stop!
Come on guys! Lemme go!
Have you fellows lost it?
If Anna gets to know,
he'll have us on his dinner plate!
Listen just chill will you!
You just need to wear this shawI and
act like Laila in front of him
that's all!
But Romeo.
Keep quiet!
And listen,
Laila, that is you,
needs to insult him once.
. put him down so bad that he never
has the guts to think of her again!
You understand.
You'll get me killed!
(Imitating Sanjay Dutt)
Take a chill pill!
Hey!
I told you!
I won't do it.
You've been trying to become
one of us for the longest time.
this is your chance.
do this well.
and we'll accept you.
as one of us!
Dog!
Anna is here.
Anna's come gone my-friends!
Hide. fast faster fastest!
HELP!
Exposure!
I want to paly the game of love!
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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