Roadside Romeo Page #4

I want you in the name of love!

I want to paly the game of love!

I want you in the name of love!

Just go on!

What have I got myself into!

Come with me I want to fly!

Don't stop let the whole world know!

Come fast. come fast.

don't be slow!

Love is fast. life is slow!

Laila!

My zweet zweet Laila!

Is it really you?

Yo fat head it is me!

uh. er.

I mean.

yes. I am Laila!

From myself.

with love!

Aiyyo Laila.

I'm your biggest fan.

not just a fan, I'm your

biggest airconditioner!

Jokes!

I've loved you for so long now.

but you don't even look

in my direction.

I have large posters of you pasted

on the walls of my heart.

We are made for each other!

Will you please be my girlfriend?

GIRLFRIEND!

YOURS!

You donkey!

Have you ever looked at yourself

in the mirror?!

You look like an ape

with a mouthfuI of grapes!

Fatty. grumpy. senile.

you don't even know

how to talk to a girI.

all you can do is throw your weight

around all day.

being your girlfriend would be worse

than getting run over by a taxi!

In fact you're such an ungly beast.

I can't even bring myself

to look at you.

Yuck.!

The fooI.

she's overacting!

You look like a complete fooI.

how could you even think it.

Your girlfriend!

You should be hanged upside down

and beaten up.

How dare you!

You should be cut into stale little

bits and fed to the crows!

I don't know what you say!

Aiyyyoooooo! Laila

Laila I zay!

How now!

Looks like Laila doesn't

like handsome dogs

otherwise.

she would never have

spurned a handsome.

dashing young dog like me!

How?

Aiyyo Roomeao!

You cheated me!

Anna. Stop.

CHEATER!

You promised me.

that Laila would be my girlfriend.

YANGELS!

THE END!

ANNA!

But Laila's agreed to one more date!

Yangels! PAUSE!

What did you just say?

Repeat.

Yes Anna!

Laila's agreed to meet

you one more time!

The next full moon night.

on that shingled roof.

where she rehearses her dance.!

Destiny!

What's the point!

She'll fry my try again!

Yangels!

The End!

Anna! Please! No!

She won't do any such thing.

Look,

I admit the first date

was a disaster

but she did agree to give

you a second chance!

There must be something to it!

The job's as good as done no Anna?

It just needs a finaI push.

You'll have to impress

Laila like never before.

In front!

You'll have to look cool Anna,

reaI cooI!

Kwool?

What kwool?

Cool, Anna, cool!

Girls like style you know!

Style you zay!

I am full of style!

See!

Yangels!

The End!

Anna please!

I'll teach you how to impress Laila.

You don't worry!

I'll make you cooI!

How much kwooler?

Tell tell!

YrF

I like this groove!

When your heart's troubled by love

Don't forget

Don't be simple, don't be dull

Be cool my pet

Cool cool.

cooI cooI.

that's the rule!

CooI cooI.

cool cool.

that's the rule!

You will never be cooI,

you will always be a fooI

Stop this whining.

Don't be silly like a bum,

don't be sticky like a gum

Girls don't like this whining!

My heart wants to meet

her all the time

What do I do to make her mine?

Cool cool, cool cool,

that's the rule

Cool cool, cool cool,

that's the rule

Charlie is Laila's

and Laila is Charlie's

Welcome welcome will they say

please come please come

will they say

Look in my eyes,

love is what you'll see

Us and our little Charlie

will be forever happy

First learn the rules of love

Cool cool, the style schooI

You need to go to schooI

Cool cool, the style school

Come on, let's do it baby!

Angels!

Everytime you chase a girI,

she will take you for a whirI

Enough of this chasing around

Everytime you look aloof,

you will see it with a proof

She'll be yours this time!

I run behind,

ahead is my heart

Laila smiles, I get torn apart

Cool cool, Cool cool,

that's the. whatever!

Cool cool, Cool cool,

I see!

This way or that

Laila will say that

her heart will be mine

She will be mine for ever and ever

Make me modern,

make me hip

Laila should see me

and slip Come on!

First learn the rules love

the style school

You need to go to school

Long live Charlie!

When your heart's troubled by love

don't forget

Don't be simple, don't be dull

be cool my pet

Check this out!

Cool cool, cool cool,

that's the rule

Cool cool, cool cool,

The schooI of love, baby!

that's the rule

So kick back Charlie.

Cool!

Full Moon night!

It's the night of my big

date with Laila.

And Laila's big date with Anna!

Anna will be here any minute now.

Ok Guys. that's it.

I'm gonna tell Laila

everything tonight.

everything!

Hey mentaI hospitaI's life member,

Remember!

Take our advice. beat it!

No man. I love Laila.

I can't lie to her.

My foot!

If Anna gets to know.

(Imitating Jaaved Jaaferi)

I don't trust Anna!

I don't care! Whatever.

I'm gonna tell Laila everything.

Oh Romeo!

Hello Romeo!

Er. ah. um.

well.

It's the night of our first kiss!

Uh. um. er. a. ba. er.

OWW!

Excuse me?

Er. I. I mean wow!

Wow!

You're looking gorgeous!

Er. Laila.

I need to tell you something.

you know.

actually.

Shhhhh!

Hello!

What's this?!

. and you've kept her for yourself!

Chhainu.!

I'm done for!

Buddy you are soooo finished!

You've two-timed Anna!

Hey! Chhainu. that.

HEY! Buddy

you promised Anna

you'll make Laila his girlfriend

. and you've kept her for yourself!

WHAT!

What's he talking about Romeo?

Hello sister-in-law!

This guy's a two-faced crook!

Speak up.

Why are you looking at me?

Romeo.

Is this true?

Did you promise Charlie

you'll make me his girlfriend?

Er. Laila. I can explain.

I had no choice.

YES OR NO?

Er. no. uh.

yes.

but I can explain.

See the truth prevails.

After tonight

I don't ever want to

see your face again!

Laila please.

please listen.

You've only gotten slapped so far!

Wait till Anna hears of this.

you're a goner.

get ready for trouble buddy!

There is no honesty left

in this world.

kissing on the rooftop!

(Imitating Shatrughan Sinha)

Tell your mum, Chhainu had come!

RUN!

Son-of-a-gun if you'd run earlier

you'd have to run alone

. now because of you

we all have to run!

ROOMEAO!

RUN! RUN!

My mistake! Sorry!

Angels attack!

ATTACK!

(Imitating Rajesh Khanna)

Man! Aren't they something!

One look at you and I knew love.

That love's a crazy little thing.

Where do we go from here.

We could die in your arms.

One look at you and I knew love!

Hey!

Where has this Mini disappeared!

Oh! It's just a mouse!

Hey jumping jack!

What kind of game is this?

Hello! What do we have here?

Chhainu! Bye.

Jumbo jet?!

I'm done for!

I'll get you for this Mini!

Roomeao!

Today I won't spare you!

If you are a son of a dog.

then fight me!

Come on!

Make my day!

You think.

a flea like you loves Laila

more that Charlie Anna?

Of course Anna!

I love laila a million

times more than you.

How dare you!

Kung Fu Anna!

If you so much as touch me,

. I'll fry you into an omlette!

Come on. touch me!

You touch and show first.

No you touch.

No you.

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