Romanzo popolare Page #2

Synopsis: 50 year old Giulio (Tognazzi) and his 17 year old goddaughter, Vincenzina (Muti) fall madly in love with each other and soon are wed. Unfortunately for Giulio he walks in on his friend and Vincenzina upon a return from a trip. His jealousy and anger get the best of him and he kicks his wife out of the house. Years pass and Giulio decides to rekindle the lover affair with Vincenzina
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Mario Monicelli
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.2
R
Year:
1974
105 min
25 Views


What do I tell the Boss?

I didn't go because

I had a boner?

C'mon... I can't...

I'm a union man!

What's gotten into you

an erotic attack!

Hey... what's that!

Hands off the ass!

What are you doing!

Vincenzina!

You're a scoundrel!

How can I say no to you!

Wait

Want a coffe?

Hold this...

I'll have one.

Hold it!

Where are you going?

She's with me!

How old are you?

OK... come back next month!

Excuse me!

In here it's all sex and nudity

forbidden to minors!

You may go in... she stays!

Free the course

you should...

Free the course!

Wait... hold this!

Free the course!

Excuse me... excuse me...

Look:
let me show

you something!

Here it is!

The lady here,

who is my wife...

regarding "sex and nudity"

gets them every night and day, OK?

At your house!

Here if she is not 18 she won't go in!

She's not 18 but is giving me a child

How about that!

Let it be Giulio...

No, c'mon! A little flexibility!

What flexibility!

There is too much flexibility!

I don't like all this flexibility!

I am a christian democrat!

You want to go for politics!

OK, you might be a christian

but regarding democracy

you lack vision!

What do I lack?

You're not progressive...

What do I lack?

You don't undestand

the moment...

What vision?

Yeah...

People like you used to come

here to watch Snowhite!

And girls like her used

to call you Daddy!

Daddy!

Really!

Got it!

Got it!

You are an a**hole!

Slow down, hold it...

Down with the hands!

Calm down...

Hey! Do you want to die!

Yeah... die... sure...

F*** off! Vision...

And thank Our Lady

she's pregnant!

Giulio...

You thank her!

And go home take care of

your baby's diapers!

Here he is!

So it's a boy!

How nice...

How handsome!

Looks like a rose...

Doesn't look like anybody...

What satisfaction...

Whom do I give it to?

To Grandpa!

- How will you call him?

- Francesco

"Glassware Factory Board"

"Forward people, to the rescue"

"Red Flag! Red Flag!"

Basletti!

There's a squadron of

fascists at Speronari Av.

We'll take care of them!

Don't accept provocations!

We are not here to play doll!

Do what you're told!

I'll spread the word...

Open eyes!

The blacks are here!

Where's Armetta?

Behind, with the small gangs.

Yeah! Where else...

- Where's your Brother Rocco?

- I am Rocco!

Allright!

The one that looks like you

I have two:

one in front, one behind!

You tell them:

Do not answer to provocations!

Let's show them we have balls!

No clashes!

Don't worry!

"Union demonstration

degenerates into violence"

Here is the outcome!

Stained as Hooligans who take advantage

of a demonstration to sow chaos!

You were responsible for the sector.

And I warned you:

Don't answer to provocations!

- And what did you tell me?

- What?

You said:
"I'll take care of it"

"I'll spread the word"!

I did!

Excuse me...

The Fascists provoked us...

You shouldn't have bitten!

What should we have done

act as boneheads?

That's exactly what you did!

Act as boneheads!

The reaction started in your sector!

- Who did it?

- Who knows...

You threw rocks

even at the Police!

And they framed us all!

With the small gangs!

Damn that term!

Then it's better not to do this

"Union" demonstrations!

With a**holes like you

definitely not!

One with 7 stitches in his head!

Good!

He's got a nice hairline now...

Perhaps now they'll open

an Inquiry and all ends in sh*t!

Then I want to hear:

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it"!

F*** you!

Excuse me...

Good morning.

In which department do

they manufacture this?

Where did you take this?

Here!

Damn!

Salvatore

I have to work!

It's already 7 o'clock!

I ken't let you wolkoround

withewt en'eye!

Sewn kemout ey neice feyce!

Why do you speak Milanese?

I can't understand you!

Be calm!

I'll finish the eye and you can go...

I want to capture your glance!

The glance take it from

my brother Rocco!

You're painting for him not me!

Stand still for a while!

Don't be racist!

What's happening?

I'm not a smal girl anymore!

I can take my own decisions!

Let me understand:

your Momma doesn't have a word!

I work, earn my own money

I spend it as I wish!

He's there!

The deadbeat is waiting for you!

- That wretch!

- Heed your Momma! He's a scrounger!

Don't judge Dad!

I love him!

Someone like him,

sooner or later will ruin you!

Enough!

Now I'll fetch my money

to go to the restaurant.

Don't push it!

- See! You woke up Ciccio!

- What do I care?

Mind you manners motherfuckers!

But that furred animal

downstairs:
money... never!

No big deal! He pays, I pay...

It's the same!

It's not te same d*ckhead!

He never pays!

Go to hell both of you!

Hey... what's going on?

I ask myself:

such a nice little girl

loses her head over a d*ckhead

whose reason for living

is growing his own hair!

The tramp downstairs?

Whaschalleydo?

She's in love!

Ciccio is awake?

Just now...

He has been so nice,

the little star.

Was the film nice?

Yeah, she's a good actress...

What wreckage!

Holyhangcow!

Thay rwined my Rocco!

- Hey! Looks like you...

- I am Santo!

Come in!

Salvatore Armetta?

Yes, it's me

Not for courtesy...

but to show you this!

So what?

I don't get it!

You don't get it?

Come with me then...

You'll understand.

Why?

What has he done?

What have you

done Salvatore?

No complaints madam!

You'll know at

the headquarters

Wait!

Where are you taking me?

Ovthyzthing...

I know nothing!

You know nothing...

hold on.

What's this?

Bloody hell!

What's that thing?

You threw this at me last tuesday

Mee? Why mee?

Why?

Let's get to it then!

excuse me... pardon...

what's up?... It's the police...

Who is this?

Whoz thiz?

A face in the crowd!

Not a face in the crowd...

it's you!

In your factory's uniform!

Caught red-handed

casting improper object!

Seven stitches!

Caused a brain "commotion"!

Damned Punk!

Please move ahead...

Hold on!

Be nice!

We are not at war here.

What do you mean

"punk", "crook"...

First rule:
ID!

Yeah... he's right...

Officer Giovanni Pizzullo.

And who are you?

Second rule:

be polite and mind your nerves.

We also know the laws, so...

You cannot come in and

freely start a mess!

Do you have a warrant?

If you have it fine...

otherwise, step out!

What warrant?

This is an accusation

with relative proof!

This?

This is no proof...

in this newspaper!

Don't make me laugh!

You believe if it's

printed it's true!

He's right...

Mr. Salvatore...

Mr. Salvatore!

Have you heard her!

Ugly son of a b*tch!

you can't say "cacca"

and you denounce me!

Please be quiet!

Have you heard her!

- No!

- Bravo Onorato!

I'm Rocco!

Ciccio, baby by profession,

doesn't count! He can't testify!

Did you like the manifesto?

"A bright future in law enforcement"

Enroll and we'll be friends...

You want to play the hero in uniform?

Want to become the "unknow soldier"?

Then take the artifact

as occupational hazard!

You get paid fot it also... you know?

What do you think we are doing?

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Agenore Incrocci

Agenore Incrocci (4 July 1919 – 15 November 2005), best known as Age, was an Italian screenwriter, considered one of the fathers of the commedia all'italiana as one of the two members of the duo Age & Scarpelli, together with Furio Scarpelli. more…

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