Romuald et Juliette Page #8

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- You can be whatever you want.

- Why are you doing all this?

Why do you think?

- I've already slept with your mother.

- All right!

- So the lawyer was the reward?

- I love your mother.

I want to marry her and live with her.

And you, I want to get you out of here.

OUR HOUSE IS WAITING FOR YOU

THIS IS BENJAMIN'S SWING

Mum, when are we going to the house

where I have a swing?

Who told you that?

You see, that's my swing.

- You saw Mr. Blindet?

- Yes.

He put a TV in his car for me,

but we can't tell you.

What can't you tell me?

Mum, I get out next Thursday!

Can I drive you back?

My chauffeur has a cold.

- No, I'll take the subway.

- You're still mad?

- Thank you very much for Aim.

- You're welcome.

And for the dishwasher

and the elevator, thank you.

- I can buy a million things more, you know.

- I know.

- But I know that I can't buy everything.

- No.

For example, I am yours,

but you didn't buy me.

What?

You're beautiful.

You're funny.

You are filled with kindness.

You are courageous.

You're the mother I'd want to have,

the daughter I'd want to protect.

I've never made love the way I did to you.

I want to see your children every day.

I want to live with you.

I'm patient. I'm not blind anymore.

I will learn to wash the dishes

and carry grocery bags.

I will watch you sleep.

You are so stubborn,

but I know you love me,

and that nothing can come between us.

That is from the cleaning lady.

What's gotten into her?

Don't worry,

she's just happy that you're out.

It makes her feel better.

- I agree, but on one condition...

- What?

- I keep working.

- As you wish.

No, I mean I'll keep working

at night in your offices, like before.

No, not at night.

Then I'm not marrying you.

Fine, keep at it but you will get

an accelerated management training,

and I will name you

co-assistant general manager with Paulin.

- We'll see about that.

- I need you to help me run the place.

Fine, but we will have a contract so that

I can keep my cleaning job, if I want to.

All right.

We're moving into our new house?

No, I'm staying in my apartment.

All right. We keep the apartment

but we move into the new house.

Fine, but I will pay the rent here.

All right.

No, because I know you.

You're a very sly person.

And you're not sly?

- So how is she?

- You'll see.

- It's not very cheerful, around here.

- But this is where she lives.

And how old is she?

She is four years older than me,

she has five children, and she...

- Five children?

- Yes.

- Mum, can I have a piece of bread?

- Yes, but it's the last one!

No!

Be careful, Benjamin.

- Good morning, everyone!

- Good morning!

This is Patrice and Valerie.

Good morning.

And this is Benjamin, Flicit,

Dsir, Claire, Aim, and Juliette.

I'm sure he didn't mention it,

but as you can see,

we are all black. Do you want bread?

Flicit!

Let me see. Let me see.

But I can't fix the tie.

- Wait, Benjamin.

- Oh, how handsome!

Here we go.

So, what are we waiting for?

If he doesn't show up...

There he is!

What a shame!

Hurry up, we're waiting for you!

I'm sorry, I missed the bus.

Hello, my son.

Oh, you are so handsome!

All right, get in the car!

- Do you know the bride?

- No.

- Did you see? His wife is here.

- But they've divorced.

- And her lover is here, too.

- Yes, but they're married now.

- Who?

- The wife and the lover.

Really?

- But isn't he marrying the secretary?

- Of course not. She's in prison.

Mum, it's here, it's here!

Mum, there's a lot of people!

Dear friends, dear colleagues,

I am pleased to introduce

my future wife, Mrs. Juliette Bonaventure,

and her five children,

her five ex-husbands, and her friends.

- What is this?

- This? Oh, I got some stuff at Tati's.

There were some good bargains

for the children.

- But this?

- What, this?

This, Juliette.

Well, yes. They're sleepers.

Real new ones? To use in real life?

But it's really the last one.

- What about the name?

- Caramel.

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