Ronal the Barbarian Page #5

until they scream like the pigs they are!

Mighty zaal we bestow you

blood from the crown of the sons.

Let your dark bless us.

Soon I am more powerful than a god -

- And thou shalt be my queen

in the immortal life.

Hey! What are you doing here?

- Uh ...

- Kill him.

No, wait. I am master Alibert.

And the bard!

I'm here to play for

your party ... just occult ritual.

This one knows l may.

your buff

it makes me crazy

on the dance floor

can you see it

your skull charm

it gives me warm

little cuddles

sweet treasure

- Shut up, crap.

- Oh!

- See you.

- Come back, you little sh*t!

Let The Chosen One step forward!

- Hey, Ronal.

- Wreath sword.

- I make you free.

- We must liberate the others.

- I hurry as well as I can.

- What the hell?

Drop the splice.

You have no chance.

Come on. Give me your best shot.

Beautiful. It was really ...

- What the hell?

- Sorry.

What?

It is here I f***in

looking forward to!

Oh yeah!

- Kill them.

- But ...

- That's an order!

- Zandra!

You belong to me, skjoldm!

Do not forget it.

Yes, my lord.

- Ronal.

- You do not do it here.

Volcazar has defeated me in a duel.

It is my destiny.

Zandra, that's me.

It's completely ridiculous.

Is this really your destiny -

- To beat the only

who love you to death -

- Simply because some maniac

has beaten you in a fight?

Watch out!

Ronal!

Zandra.

Let me go!

Lord, make haste and bottom

before it is too late.

Clever boy. Down with the needle.

Oh, sh*t.

Die!

No!

The darkness must be aroused in Metalonien.

The sound of screams

must rise to the sky.

All must submit to me -

- Or die!

F***!

Lays Wreath! "Crane took his proud sword

and drove with all his force -

- The blade deep in zakidens shell

skull burst. "

You have to hit him up on his forehead.

It is his weak point, man!

It's impossible!

There is nothing you can do here.

Save yourself!

- What?

- It's not a place for you.

Get out!

No. I'm done

running around it.

Now you behave yourself

damn well.

Yes, indeed! Hit him in the forehead!

- In the forehead.

- What do you think I'm trying?

I'll crush you like an insect!

He is f***ing killed.

Oh, damn!

May my aim be sharp as a hawk's

and error-free as the great tit.

So stand, be silent!

No!

Now I have you!

Eat lute, your b*tch!

No, no. No!

- Zandra!

- My queen! Kill the fleas here.

What do you do? Your honor greets you

to serve me!

No! It is finished!

So die then!

Zandra!

Okay, folks, let's show them

how barbarians are really struggling!

Gorak!

- Come on, guys!

- Muscles!

I am invincible!

- What?

- This one's for Uncle Gundars!

Uh?

Holy sh*t.

My g-string sits right up the ass.

Ronal?

Ronal!

Oh no.

There are Ronal.

The greatest barbarians of us all.

- What happens?

- He lives damn, man!

I feel great love.

It's so beautiful.

Now I have not challenged you

to a duel, right?

You ...

You have already

conquered my heart, Ronal.

Then it becomes cheesy.

It's time for beer and beer,

beer and beer.

Beer and beer, beer and beer.

Should l just see something sick?

Wow!

j.

- Oh, that's good.

- I sense a strong muscular rheumatism.

I have also been tightened up

on a leather cross an entire week.

Keep just shut up, man.

I want to say something important.

For Ronal,

the thirsty barbarians in the world.

Cheers!

- How the hell are you drinking?

- F***ing barbarians, man.

Ronal barbarian

He was a weak boy

balls had he not

was not pierced anywhere

he was a little geeky

chest weak and somewhat cowardly

big balls

with hair

hard balls

hot babes

with hair

delicious babes

tasty balls

and oil-lubricated muscles

Ronal barbarian

he rules

big balls

with hair

hard balls

hot babes

with hair

delicious babes

tasty balls

and oil-lubricated muscles

we kmpertappert

shiny muscles

we are champions

thunder and lightning

scary wild

enemy we defy

for we have balls

together the team look

we dress in leather

Wow where we sweat

sunburnt hordes

with pierced nipples

Ronal barbarian

he rules

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