Rugrats Go Wild Page #2

Come on, pups,

get underneath.

Come on.

Come on, move it, move it,

move it! Down below!

Oh!

Captain Stu,

I can't hold

the wheel.

Will you stop calling

him captain?

He has no idea

what he's doing!

I do so!

Does anybody know

where the brakes are

on this thing?

Jonathan, why aren't you

answering the phone?

I need you to divert

a tropical storm.

It's a 40-foot wall

of water.

We're going to need

a bigger boat.

Everyone get below!

Phone overboard!

Phone overboard!

Charlotte, forget the phone!

Jonathan!

Well, this is how we came in...

No!

Oh, babies!

Oh, Kimi.

Chuckie, hold on to me.

Why didn't

anybody stop me?

Out of my way!

Where you going?

No, Charlotte!

Charlotte, don't.

I-It's a rental.

Come on!

Right behind you,

boys!

If you like to make a call,

please hang up and try again.

If you need help, hang up...

You're safe!

I got it!

Dil's binky!

Oh, Betty,

thank you.

I thought this might

come in handy, too.

Abandon ship!

I can't help feeling

partially responsible.

There's got to be

a morning after

If we can hold on

through the night...

I know we can.

We have a chance

to find the sunshine...

Come on!

Let's keep on looking

for the light

Spike!

Here, boy!

Spike!

Come over here, Spike.

Cynthia overboard!

Cynthia! No!

No, no, no, no.

-No, no, no, no.

-There, there, Princess.

We've all lost

something today.

Why, I lost my cell phone

with 100 free minutes,

and Daddy lost

his favorite sun visor,

and Uncle Stu lost

all our respect.

Cynthia!

You guys, wake up!

We're at the bacation place.

Ah, that was a good nappie.

It was just like when Mommy

used to rock us to beddie-bye.

Well, I likes a bed

that doesn't move.

Land ho!

Land ho!

I'll never set foot

on water again!

Where are we?

Oh, isn't it obvious?

The palm trees, the white sand,

the crystal blue water...

Why, we've landed

on an island resort.

Place looks pretty deserted.

Oh, Betty.

The best ones always are.

Just look for a cabana boy

carrying towels.

Hello!

I could use a double espresso,

chop-chop.

-Chop-chop...

-Don't worry,

I've got a map.

We'll figure this out.

We left here. We capsized here.

I know exactly where we are.

See? We're on this

tiny little island called...

"Uninhabited."

You mean we're

the only people here?

Well, we'll just have

to get back in the boat

and row to another island.

One with coffee.

Drew, the lifeboat's gone!

-Gone?!

-Where'd it go?

Look, it's way out there.

Wait, ho, ho, oh, great.

We're marooned?

With no food?

How soon before we all

turn cannibal?

I have to get

out of here!

So, "Swiss Family DeVille"

he's not.

Good morning, poodles!

We were up all night

Iooking for that leopard.

Debbie, they're here!

Ta da!

Homemade coconut muffins

and fresh herbal tea.

Debbie, this

is so sweet.

Oh, and these

look heavenly.

Afraid we must

eat and run.

Mmm.

Ooh, really

delicious, honey.

But you guys

just got here!

I know, but the Foundation

is expecting that

footage today,

and we still

haven't got it.

Nigel, I think

we should split up.

Dearest!

I thought we

were so happy.

Oh...

You mean to look

for the leopard,

don't you?

I can't believe this!

You're always working.

When's the last time

we took a vacation?

But, Debbie, we travel

all over the world.

I want a family vacation.

You know, where we fight over

the bar of hotel soap.

And Debbie hogs

all the good towels?

And we order

room service.

And we do dorky family

activities?

Yes! Dorky sounds

really good right now.

Well, girls, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize

you felt this strongly.

I promise, as soon

as we find the leopard,

we'll do dorky

family activities.

It's settled then.

-You're leaving, too?

-Mm-hmm.

Fine, go.

I was just going to hang out

on the beach today anyway.

Debbie, are you forgetting

that I talk to animals?

Sadly, no. Your point?

I'm going to find out where

that leopard is so we can leave,

and maybe we'll

really take a vacation.

Come on, Darwin.

Darwin's staying here.

See ya.

Donnie!

I did not slave

over a hot oven

to feed the birds!

When I write about my life--

and I will--

I will not be kind.

Okeydoke, kids.

You play here,

while the mommies and daddies

try to ward off

the specter of doom.

Babies, listen up.

We're stucked

on a topical island

that don't gots

no people on it.

But we're here, Angelica.

I mean people who matter.

And we gots no food.

And no cookies!

You don't know what

you're talking about,

Angelica.

Oh, yeah?

I saw a movie 'bout it once.

These little kids

were all alone

on an island till

they growed up

and turned wild.

The boy grew a beard

down to his feet,

and they had to wear rags

for clothes.

That's not the worstest part.

This isn't like

Our park back home

With slides and pools

and swings

It's a creepy little island

With great big scary things

Where mutant lobsters

crawl around

Chomping on little kids

And water wings can't save you

From the slimy,

squishy squids

That's why you need

A princess--

someone beautiful, hmm?

Like me-- to save you

from the scary claws

That grab you from the tree

So if you don't wanna

end up

Being mutant lobster food

The keep your Island Princess

In a really happy mood

That means

no blowing bubbles

That means no making smells

That means no bugging me

To wear my royal shells, ha!

Just do the things

I tell you

Like bow when I walk by

Listen when I speak to you

But don't look me in the eye

You're not

some lsland Princess

There's not a squishy squid

There are no mutant lobsters

That would ever eat a kid

Don't listen to her stories

She always misbehaves

She's trying to scare

you babies

Into being lsland Slaves

Why do you always have to be

so good and nice and cheeky?

Just face the facts

That I'm this

lsland Princess Angeli-tiki

So if you don't wanna end up

being mutant lobster food

Then keep

your lsland Princess

In a really happy mood

Keep your lsland Princess

In a really happy mood.

Y eah!

It's obvious.

The first thing to do

is make a signal fire.

You know what else

is obvious?

You're an idiot.

We have to find

something to eat.

All I saved was a couple jars

of baby food.

I never knew

strained peas and apricots

went so well together.

Oh, you ate

the baby food?!

Babies don't need food.

I have to keep my strength up

for when you try to throw

me into the soup pot!

He's delusional.

This is all your fault!

My fault?

Whose idea was the

Stu Cruise to Doom?

Oh, I would expect that

from the Finsters

or the DeVilles,

but Charlotte!

I knew

this day was coming

since you were in diapers!

I should have never left Paris!

This is the Circle of Chaos.

If we're going to survive

on this island,

we can't ever step foot

in the Circle of Chaos.

Wow. I feel

calmer already.

We don't know when

we'll get off this island.

Until we do,

we're gonna need order.

First thing we need is a leader.

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