Rugrats Go Wild Page #3

Any volunteers?

Stu, put down your hand.

I nominate Betty.

I accept.

All in favor of me,

raise your hand.

Hold on.

You're all going

to blindly follow Betty

just because

she drew a circle in the sand?

Yes!

Thank you.

As my first duty

as your rightfully

elected leader,

I'm assigning Stu to baby watch.

The rest of

yous, follow me.

Geez, all I wanted to do

was have a little adventure.

Now everyone and their brother

is blaming me for this mess.

Angelica, are the growed-

ups mad at my daddy?

That's a blunderstatement.

He's in big trouble.

It's cause of him we're going

to have to live here forever.

Maybe we can help.

You babies are

gonna help?

You can't keep

your fingers

out of your nose.

We gots to try, Angelica.

Guys, up that hill.

I think it's the drainforest,

just like we sawed

on Nigel Strawberry's TV show!

Does that mean

Nigel Strawberry's here?

What makes you think

that big-nosed nature guy's

on this dinky island?

Because that's the lastest place

we sawed him.

He was getting eated

by a crocogator.

'Member?

Nice knowing you, Chuckie.

Phil!

I bet if we go in there,

we'll find Nigel Strawberry.

He can help us get home!

And no one would be mad

at your daddy no more!

And I wouldn't have to share

the waffle I gots in my diapie.

Philip.

Uh, if I had a waffle

in my diapie.

See you, Angelica.

Hey, get back here.

You babies better

listen to me,

or else!

Or else...

I'm going to build a signal fire

that will have us

off this island in no time.

Uh, let's see.

Gum, my special

"writes-upside-down" pen

and disposable razor.

Great. I can chew, shave,

and write about it.

On my head.

I can't believe it, Cynthia.

Those babies always

do whatever I say!

What's all this junk?

It's not junk, Angelica.

These everyday items can be used

to make a lot of things.

That's it!

I'll build a radio

and send a distress signal!

Angelica, keep an eye on

the babies for me, okay?

I'm supposed to baby-sit

those half-pipes?

That's dog's work!

Spike! Wake up!

Watch the babies.

I got

important things to do,

Iike find someone

to be my royal subjects.

Now, go!

Cynthia, this vacation stinks!

I've been walking forever,

and no one's come along

to carry me yet!

Hey, that bird's got a cupcake!

Drop it, beak-head!

Ew!

There's got to be someone

around here I can boss.

Ew! Ah...!

Listen up, monkey.

All that chimp chatter

really bugs.

Just hand over those munchies

and keep painting.

Wow! She's got that monkey

waiting on her hoof and mouth.

Cynthia, I could learn

a lot from that girl.

Excuse me, Miss Bossy Lady?

Pipe down, monkey.

Hey, lady!

Who's calling me a lady?

I'm a teen!

Where did you

come from?

This is supposed to be

a deserted island.

I'm Angeli-tiki,

the island princess.

And I'm thirsty.

And I lost my touch

for being bossy,

so you got to teach me.

No ice cubes

next time.

There's the drainforest, guys!

Bet we'll find Nigel Strawberry

down there.

Now you're talking, Tommy!

Wait up! Wait for me!

This place is different

than our own backyard

I hope we haven't gone too far

We're somewheres new

and we haven't a clue

I just saw that butterflly

turn blue

This is a strange

and mysterious place

With lots of yummy buggies

for us to chase

We're walking

and we don't know where

Ooh-wee,

it's a jungle out here

This place is really neat

Lots of wormies for us to eat

Lots of furry things

everywhere you stare

Feels like I got some

in my underwear

Monkeys swinging all around

I wonder if we're ever going

to get found

We're having lots of fun,

hey, look over there...

Whoopie! Oh, boy! Yay!

Great big snake

hanging from a tree

I hopes that it

don't eat up me

Fat green lizard

looking me in the eye

I sure am glad

that I'm not that fly

Prettiful birdies

singing a song, tweet tweet

I hope we don't stay here

for long

We gots a job to do,

and we're headed up there

Look sharp,

it's a jungle out here

We gots a job to do,

and we're headed up there

Ooh-wee,

it's a jungle out here.

Wow! It's got a gazillion feets.

Well, down the hatch.

Philip, no!

Oh, sorry.

Want a bite?

No! I don't think

we should eat bugs

no more.

That's crazy talk, Lil.

We've been raised on bugs.

I know it, Philip,

but that's afore I sawed

that poor fly

get eated

by that big mean ol' flower.

Now, you let him go!

If I knowed the last bug I eated

would be the last bug I eated,

I would've

eated it slower.

Look! Growed-up feetprints!

I bet

they're Nigel Strawberry's!

Let's go!

You know, it's lots easier going

potty in the drainforest

than at home.

And you don't have to worry

'bout getting any on the floor

or the walls or anything.

Guys? Uh...

Wait up!

Uh, uh, guys?

Excuse me, I'm looking

for a clouded leopard.

Have you seen any around?

Sure. There's

one at the...

Eliza!

You'll never believe

what I just saw!

There's a little girl at camp,

and she's a miniature Debbie!

In every way.

She's bossy, she's loud...

she's hideous!

Darwin, look!

A dog?

What's he doing here?

Oh, spreading his fleas

on an unsuspecting world.

Come on.

Hey, hey, hey.

Could you give a dog

a little warning?

I'm trying

to do my business here.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

You know, it's funny.

For a minute there

I thought I actually heard you

talking to me.

You talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Yeah, I can talk

to animals.

It's a long story.

Should we come back?

Ah, no problem; I'm done.

I was just marking.

Spike was here!

Uh, sorry. I know...

Where are my manners?

I am Spike.

Full name:
Down Spike! Down!

Get Off That Couch!

I'm Eliza,

and this is Darwin.

Spike was here, too.

Wow! I've been sneezing all day.

My sniffer's on the blink.

I can't even smell my own butt.

And let me tell you,

I've tried.

Charmed.

Spike,

what are you doing here?

Well... I'm...

To be honest with you,

I'm looking for my babies.

You lost your babies?

Probably too busy

drinking from the toilet.

I was not! I

was sleeping.

That was my

second guess.

Hey, hey, smart boy,

you don't get it, okay?

This is how it works.

Usually they wander off,

I find them, no problem.

But I can't smell.

I might as well

not even call myself a dog.

Don't worry,

Spike.

We'll help you find them.

And I won't tell anyone

you lost them.

Really? You really

will help me find them?

Thank you!

That is so nice.

Wow, you taste pretty good.

Animals.

Tommy? Phil? Lil?

Spike?

Aw...

I knew we shoulda stayed

at the beach.

This is the way

we wash our clothes

Wash our clothes,

wash our clothes

This is the way

we wash our clothes

So early in the morning.

Phil?

Lillian!

This is not funny!

Oh, you're just my 'flection!

How ya doin', Chuckie?

Uh, my 'flection

never talked back!

I been ascared

of lots of stuff 'afore,

but I never been ascared

of me!

Hey! Where'd it go?

Um, Chuckie?

That's not very nice.

From now on,

I'm not gonna make funny faces

with you no mores!

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