Ruin Me

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Alex?

Wake up.

F***!

Alex!

Oh, no.

Hey.

Alex, it's okay.

It's okay. You're okay.

What were you dreaming about?

I don't remember.

Should we pull over?

No, no, I'm sorry, I'm fine.

You know I actually think

this weekend's gonna be

really good for us.

If we survive.

So, this is the ultimate

horror movie experience.

It's perfect.

A lot of good horror movies

start at an old gas station.

-One second!

-Okay...

I thought I was

the only girl.

-So did I.

-Uh, you were.

Uh, my buddy got me

tickets for my birthday,

but he got sick

last minute and bailed.

She's doing me

a huge favor.

Lucky us.

Oh!

You know it's a party

when the most popular spot

is the bathroom.

You look way too smart

to be doing this.

And too pretty.

I'm here with my boyfriend.

Hey.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I-I figured.

It's, you know,

worth a shot, right?

Yes.

I'll be right back!

Lose something?

Looking for clues.

And you would be wise

to do the same.

Didn't you read

the directive?

Yeah, Nathan.

Didn't you read the directive?

I skimmed it.

It's part-haunted house,

part-scavenger hunt.

But we don't have

to worry about it.

We're just here to have fun.

Good luck with that.

We're gonna win this time.

How many of these

have you guys done?

This is our fourth.

Reviews on Fangoria

said it's the best.

It better be

for what it cost.

This was expensive?

I don't know. Graham paid.

But don't worry about it.

The guy's loaded.

Slasher Sleepout?

Yeah.

You can't take any of

that sh*t with you.

What?

They said no bags.

Sh*t. What are we gonna do?

I guess we'll just rough it.

I'm Larry, by the way.

Marina.

Pitch.

Pitch.

Like black?

Molester van, 6:
00.

Molester. 60 seconds.

Uh, uh, uh, somebody

didn't read the directive.

Huh! Lookie what I found.

I hope you don't need this.

It's just in case.

Well, I suggest you go

plug it up, Carrie.

M-My name's not Carrie.All right then.

The bloodier the better, right?

Welcome to Slasher Sleepout.

For the next 36 hours,

you'll be ruint.

We'll be what?

Ruined.

Rule number one.

For your own safety,

you must obey all instructions

as if God himself

was telling you.

You all need to

sign this waiver,

granting us permission

to scare the piss out of you.

Your experience may include,

but will not be limited to,

sensory deprivation,

heights,

rough handling.

We can touch you,

but you can't touch us.

Deep water...

sexual...depravity...

and other extreme situations.

Now everybody put your

cellphones in this bag.

They'll be returned

to those of you

who finish the weekend alive.

We'll get those bags

back to you too.

Though I, uh, can't promise

that any dirty panties

won't be sniffed.

If you can't take

any more abuse,

there is a safe phrase.

Just shout it out,

and we'll come get ya.

But we get ya, that's it.

No more fun,

no refunds, you're done.

Got it?What's the safe phrase?

Aww...You scared

already, Cupcake?

Aloha, welcome to Hawaii.

The directive didn't say

anything about the storyline.

Yep.

Are you gonna

tell us what it is?

No.

What do you

get if we win?

Your life.

Oh.

Graham.

He's sick, so I'm

taking his place.

Okay. Well,

I got to brand you.

Roll up your sleeve.

Brand?

Don't forget rule number one.

Rule number one,

do what you're told!

Now roll up your sleeve!

Nathan.

Yeah?

Larry. Pitch.

-What is it?

-My pills!

Oh, sh*t.

Marina.

Okay.

You're all set.

You're all set!

Found them!

Oh! Who's there?

Alex.

Are you excited

to be ruined, Alex?

Not particularly.

My p*ssy is so

f***ing wet right now.

You can't smell it,

can you?

Umm...

Hey, w-what are you doing?

What is he doing?Probably looking for clues.

We've been doing a lot of

zombie escape rooms lately.

Anything could be

part of the game.

Are there gonna be zombies?

Well, probably.

This looks like something.

This must be

the starting point.

Does this number have

any meaning to anyone?

A date?

March 21? Maybe?I don't think so.

Uh, I don't think that

garbage is part of the game.

Oh, really?

There's six of these.

This one's mine.

Where's my bag?Get it yourself, man.

Aww, aww, eww!

I don't have a flashlight.

Anyone else

have one of these?

We each have a special item.

These weren't in my bag.

I just brought them.

What did you get?

A condom?

It'll come in handy somehow.

Whoa!

Jesus.

-Is that thing real?

-It's really heavy.

Like they would

give us a real gun.

Interesting.

What?

Only two bullets.

We're definitely

gonna need this later.

Wait, what if that goes off

or something?It won't.

Hey, can we like

not keep that loaded?

That's stupid.

We might need to

fire it off quickly.

I'm sure they're just blanks.

Still, if it's

part of the game,

we don't want to

risk wasting them.

Fine.

Give me the bullets.

Is that a compass?

Yeah.

Set it to 3-2-1.

There.

Let's go.

-Hey, wait!

-What?

Look at this headline.

"Mental patients escape."

Patients have disappeared.

One was known to char

the flesh of the victims,

torturing them while

they were still alive.

Institutionalized after

being found criminally insane.

That could be our storyline.

Maybe it's our job

to recapture them.

Mine.

Hey.

I found something

else in my bag.

Let's not tell the others.

It might help us win the game.

Do you think there's

gonna be like an outhouse,

or a porta-potty,

or something?

I doubt it.

I think we're actually

in the middle of nowhere.

Can you hold it for a bit?I have been holding it.

Uh, hey! Can we take a time out?

Just a bathroom break?

No! Not until we reach

the next check point.

That guy's a dick.

It's probably his only chance

to be an expert at anything.

Just go ahead,

I'll wait for you.

No, I don't want to be

separated from the group.

It's okay.

All right,

just let me know, okay?

Okay.

Finally, another puzzle.

Those podcast reviewers

forgot to mention

there'd be a nature hike.

Betrayal.

That's a fun clue.

I'm gonna go find

a spot over there.

Don't let anyone

come over, okay?

I bet there's another

compass heading inside.

It's a combination lock.

We need a three digit number.

-F*** that.

-Whoa.

Looks like Pitch is

taking the warp zone!

I always felt guilty about

taking the warp zone,

like I was cheating, or I missed

something by skipping a level.

You know?

-No.

Sh*t!

It won't open.

Hey, guys?

Me age gue son.

Me age gay son!

I'm getting older, gay son.

You need to settle down

and get married.

I don't approve

of your lifestyle.

Tim, can you put the board

between the trees?

My ex betrayed me!

I mean, we all know what

that's like, am I right?

That's not it.

Tree.

The combination's 9-1-0.

Put tree in every blank.

Extreme, triage, intrigue...

Treason.

9-1-0.

Treason is a synonym

of betrayal,

so that's the answer, right?

-Wow!

-Nice prop.

Bloody stump says go left.

Hey, don't worry about Pitch.

He's not used to being

out during the day.

Sunshine makes him grouchy.

Are you being nice to me?

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