Russell Madness Page #8

- That's Max's mom.

- Colleen, get out of the ring!

- Mom, I got this!

Thought this was

a wrestling match.

Get out of here.

Nate, listen to me.

Max has been training for this.

He can do it.

Mountain, behind you.

What? ' Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

- Oh, yeah.

- Perfect, Max.

- Nice drop, kid! Nice!

- Come on!

That's it!

That is not nice.

it could all be over

right here, Mike.

Max, reverse it. Reverse it!

" TWO!

" No!

My nose hair!

Max got out of that one

by a hair.

Oh, that was close.

" Oh!

" Oh!

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo.

- Attaboy, Max.

- Way to go, buddy!

He's giving him

an atomic wedgie.

- Oh, that's his underwear!

- Yes.

I hope he wore a big pair

of underwear to work today, TJ.

Who turned out the lights?

Now I get you back, kid.

Wait. It's me, the ref!

No, no, no!

That's got to hurt.

Oh, no!

- Please, help me.

- Over here, buddy.

Max, tag Russell in.

- Tag!

- Hammer, I can hear you,

but I cannot see you.

- Please.

- What is this? Get out of here.

Rock it, buddy.

I got a bone to

pick with you, Hammer.

Come on, Russell!

Russell and the Hammer

meet once again.

Go!

What a psych-out

by the Russell Maniac.

' Ooh!

' Oh!

That was two strikes

on The Hammer, Mike.

Russell Tussle!

Russell treats the Hammer

like his dirty laundry.

That dirty rat has

something up his sleeve.

Oh, no.

What's he doing?

Wait a minute.

He's got that thing.

It looks like a dog whistle.

You thought you could defeat me?

Ref, open your eyes.

Yeah, smart!

Smart thinking.

Look what he's doing.

This might be all over now.

He missed it!

Oh, yeah!

' Get up!

' He's okay!

Get up!

And the Hammer is out cold.

Yes, Russell!

Woo-hoo!

Yeah!

One! Two! Three!

He's out!

It's all over!

Russell!

They are the new

tag team champions!

The winner!

Yes!

- Good job, Russell.

- Way to go, Russ!

Great job, Russell.

You idiot.

You let a tiny dog beat you.

What's the matter with you?

Nobody makes me

look like a monkey.

You're not the boss of me.

- You're out!

- You're out!

I'm so proud of all of my boys.

Wait. Russell can't hear you.

That's how you

defeated the Hammer?

You tricked him?

We knew that Hammer

would cheat again

by using the dog whistle.

So, we had a plan.

Like I said, guys named Max

are always the best guys

to have it in your corner.

Come here.

- I love you, buddy.

- Love you, Dad.

And you, Hunk... thanks, buddy.

That was just like old times.

That was more fun

than a barrel of monkeys.

You get it, Nate?

Because I'm a monkey.

That's good.

- Are you crying, Mike?

- Yes.

- I am too. It's wonderful.

- Oh, yes.

Congratulations, guys!

After our big win,

I got to stay

with my family forever.

And the Ferraros

got back their building.

The Ferraro wrestling business

was back to its former glory.

And Max and I, well,

Russell Maniac and ll Maniac

became the most famous tag team

duo in wrestling history.

Proving that the strongest

tag team really is family.

Gonna be the champion'

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Russell maniac

Russell maniac

Gonna be the champion'

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Russell maniac

Work it out '

To the bone

Work it, now feel it,

and work it to the bone

Russell's got muscles,

they're hard as stone

Gonna be the dog on top,

training hard and he won't stop

Tell everyone now

write that blog

He won't be beat

He's one hard dog

You can make it,

just don't fake it

Show your true grits

Gotta put it all on the line'

Let nothing stop you,

think about what you do

He'll be the greatest

you will see

Of all time,

he's sure to be

You can make it,

just don't fake it

Show your grit

Put it all on the line

Let nothing stop you,

think about what you do

Chance of a lifetime,

let nothing stop you

Think about what you do

Chance of a lifetime

He's one hard dog

Russell maniac

Gonna be the champion'

Internet sensation

Russell maniac

Russell maniac

Gonna be the champion'

Internet sensation

Russell maniac

Gonna be the champion'

Internet sensation

Russell maniac

Work it out

To the bone

"Keep The Dream Alive" ')

Run away,

far away together

Leave it all behind

We don't need their kind

We're the last of the dreamers,

sinking with doubters

Forgive them

for living blind

We don't need their mind

To keep our dream alive

Oh Oh '

Keep your dream alive

Oh Oh '

Keep it strong for now

Oh Oh '

True love's found inside

We don't need their mind

To keep our dream alive

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