Russell Madness Page #7
Oh, who am I kidding?
I miss that little guy so much.
- We can't let this happen.
- I know.
It's not pretty seeing
No. We've got to do
something about Russell.
This just in,
Russell Maniac fans:
Mick Vaughn has just announced
that Russell is now the
sole property of the WUF.
Max? Hunk?
Max and Hunk are gone.
Hello.
I... I'm Derek from Pet Utopia.
Well, guess this is it for me.
No friends, no family.
Can't even wrestle. I'm a fake.
A lonely fraud.
Just a crazy dog in a cage
talking to himself.
- Russell.
- Russell.
- Come here, boy. Russell
- Russell.
Russell.
Yep, I'm already hearing things.
Russell, where are you?
Russell.
For the love of bananas,
it's me.
Hunk?
Shh!
Keep it down. I'm busting
you out of this joint.
Russell,
we're here to take you home.
But I let you all down.
I'm a phony.
Are you kidding me?
You didn't let anyone down.
You lost one match.
And it was rigged.
Well, maybe
they were all rigged.
With Mick, we can't be too sure.
But my point is,
every great champ
loses at least one match.
And you know what
made them great champs?
What they did after they lost.
dusted it off,
ate a bunch of bananas
and got back in the ring.
But everyone was
really disappointed in me.
I saw it in their faces.
Everyone loves you, Russ.
Even me. There, I said it.
I love you, kiddo.
Keep it together, Hunk.
Keep it together.
We're on your team, you know?
Always. We're family.
We all miss you, Russy baby.
Come here, Russell.
Come here.
You know, I just read you need
four hugs a day to survive.
Eight to really thrive.
So what do you say, big guy?
Let's hug it out.
What the...
What are we still
standing here for?
Let's blow this banana stand.
- Hey, who's there?
- Uh-oh! It's the fuzz!
- What are you doing in here?
- Do you feel lucky, punk?
Drop that stick
and reach for the sky, now.
Don't hurt me.
Max, get his handcuffs
and cuff him to that pipe.
I can put that one
in my new book.
- 101 Uses For a Banana.
- You're a monkey!
Oh, boy, another genius.
Let's make like
a banana and split.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Russell, let's go.
Arrivederci.
Come on.
We're almost there.
What? You think
you can run from me?
That mutt belongs to the WUF.
Hey, Nate, yeah, see now
Your son's taking my property.
Actually, sir,
Russell is not your property.
Who's this chump?
His name is Derek
and he is from Pet Utopia.
When I found out Russell
to the pound, I adopted him.
So as you can see, Mr. Vaughn,
Russell is not your property.
He's mine.
And he found one
in the Ferraros.
I've never seen him happier,
or braver.
Russell to the Ferraro family.
You can't do that.
He can't do that, can he, Milo?
Actually, they can do that.
This contract makes ours
null and void.
Mick, you have zero ownership
of the dog.
Well, I guess that settles that.
Well, you walk away now,
you still don't own
the Ferraro arena.
I will evict your family.
But I'll make you a deal.
I'll give you the arena,
if you sign Russell over to me.
How's that?
A dog for a building.
- Forget it.
- What?
You heard me.
Russell is a member
of this family.
And we are the Ferraros,
and family always comes first,
not greed.
So you can take the building.
You're making
a big mistake there, Ferraro.
You're trying to succeed
where your grandfather failed.
That's your family legacy.
Failure.
I've had enough of
this cheeseball
It's all right, Hunk. It's okay.
It's not okay.
He insulted you.
Let me at him.
I'll tear him limb from limb.
- Your monkey talks!
- I know. I know.
Apparently, humans are
dumbfounded by a talking monkey.
Tell you what, Mr. Vaughn,
we'll vacate the building
by the end of day tomorrow.
Have a nice night.
But that means no more
Ferraro Wrestling.
That's our family legacy.
We can't lose that.
He's right though.
We are all family, Russ.
Yes, we are a family.
And family is a verb.
When I met you, Hunk,
I was a scared, lonely pup.
Afraid of my own shadow.
hard work,
and that everything
is a negotiation.
I can't just give up now
and never know
if I was actually a champion.
I will do anything
for this family.
My family.
We need a re-match, Hunk.
Russell will do battle
with The Hammer in a re-match.
And this time...
it'll be for real.
And his coach will be Hunk,
the monkey.
And if he wins...
we get the building
and we keep Russell.
All right.
But if you lose...
I get everything.
But the match has to take
place in the Ferraro arena.
Well, we've got
one more provision.
It's going to be
a tag team match. Yes.
So Russell's gotta
find himself a partner.
This is going to be
the biggest match
in the history of the WUF.
- What do you say?
- We got a deal.
Hey. Yeah.
Way to go, kid.
He's a smart one.
at Ferraro arena
and I'll tell you, TJ,
I... I'm a bit nervous.
Yes, and in this next match,
our jobs are literally
on the line.
Are you sure you
want to do this, Daddy?
I have to show Max. Yeah!
That I believe in something
more than just money.
Yes, you do.
Papa Maximiliano, he was right.
Fame and fortune comes and goes.
But family, family is forever.
The very large and
incredibly intimidating
Dieter Das Mountain.
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo.
My schnitzel!
You go get 'em.
- We'll crush them!
- You think you're strong enough?
- And here comes The Hammer.
- It is Hammer time!
Hammer time!
You're welcome.
You're all welcome.
The man who once said,
and I quote,
"String cheese
really isn't string.
It is just cheese."
It's an honor for you to be
my presence.
It's Hammer time!
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the one,
the only...
Russell Maniac!
Russell, you're my hero!
Russell!
Russell! Russell! Russell!
Russell! Russell! Russell!
Yeah, I like him.
it's Maximiliano Ferraro Junior!
He's just a kid!
Okay, kids, you got this.
Make Maximiliano proud.
Let's do this.
All right, remember,
we can't lose.
We're Ferraros.
The strongest
tag team is family.
Okay, we got this.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this will be a tag team match.
I want to see
a good clean fight.
Both teams ready?
We're ready.
It's Hammer time.
It's time to wrestle!
It sounds like they're ready.
Oh, boy, Max, I mean, II Maniac,
is going to be in the ring first
versus Dieter Das Mountain.
Now, that is a big decision
for team Russell Maniac.
Are you ready?
Focus, Max.
- What?
- Come on!
Max?
Now, you see me, now you don't.
Woohoo!
- Come on, ref
- No. Oh, please.
- This is not happening today!
- My beautiful eyes.
- Not my son. I'll kill you.
- Mom, stop.
- Hey!
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