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"Once in every nighttime,
someone comes around. "
- "I'm coming to get you. "
- No.
"There's someone
that makes sleeping difficult. "
"Cassie. "
"I'm coming. "
Who's there?
- "The Tickle Monster. "
- No.
"That's right, Sylvester Stallone
is the Tickle Monster. "
"What?"
"What?"
Daddy, help.
I'm here, Cassie.
Unhand my daughter, Tickle Monster.
Oh, hand - To - Hand.
- Look, over there.
- Go, Daddy, go.
"Oh, dear. "
- Is she still up?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I just gave her a warm bath...
...and now she's more wide - Awake
than I am.
She won't be so sharp
for her big meeting tomorrow.
- Good night, sweetie.
- Night, Mommy.
Well, if I can get Carl to sleep
in the next 10 minutes...
- ... you might still have a shot tonight.
- Use a mallet if you have to.
- Daddy?
- Yeah, baby?
Why not? It's not as bad as it looks.
Because I always want to live here
with you.
Well, you know, one day,
you're gonna grow up...
...meet a wonderful guy,
and you're gonna get married.
But you and I
will always be best friends.
Good night, Cassie.
Dad, could you be any more of a dork?
Cassie, you know where this girl lives
or you just think you know?
I know where,
i just know one way to get there.
- And you refuse to go that way.
- If you consider getting there stupid.
- Why don't you use the navigation?
Because Sacajawea back there
doesn't know the name of the street.
She knows it as "the one
next to the one with the fountain. "
Hey, Dad,
cassie just gave you the finger.
If we don't find this house
in two minutes -
- There it is.
- Okay, honey...
...hurry up, go get your friend.
- Jerk.
- I heard that.
Good.
- Where are they?
- She just left.
Okay.
Which friend is this, the nice one?
You used to know all her friends.
- You were funny and charming.
- Well, she's 15.
She doesn't want me to be charming.
She finds it creepy.
Oh, no.
It's the too - Nice one.
Any friend of Cassie's
is always welcome.
We're a little late.
Remember, congratulate Todd
on the Alpine soda merger...
...tell him the house looks great,
work in his outfit.
- Lick his face?
No, don't touch him.
Don't shake his hand.
- Oh, right, Mr. Stupid - Germ - Phobia.
- Yeah.
There they are, old Bob Bobcat.
- Teabag.
- Hi, Todd.
Hi. Hi.
Well, congratulations on Alpine soda.
- Bob said you'd do it.
- Yeah.
God, Jamie, if my ex - Wife
looked as good as you...
...i'd still be in the middle
of a horrible marriage.
Thank you, Todd.
What a lovely compliment.
Oh, there's Laird.
Laird.
- So that's the young hotshot?
- Yeah.
Harvard M. B. A.
We're planning to kill him.
Do you want in?
- Cassie.
- There he is.
Laird. You know what'd be great?
You going to get me shrimp.
I'm not joking.
Cass, go say hi to Todd.
- What for?
- He likes you. I'll give you 20 bucks.
Can I come?
I read all about him online.
Okay.
Hi, Mr. Mallory.
Good to see you again.
- Oh, Cassie Munro.
- Little Cassie?
Wow, you turned into quite
the young lady.
This is my friend, Gretchen.
- Hi, Gretch.
- Hi.
Aren't you the one who got
Pure Vibe sodas into the schools?
That was me. Cassie's dad helped,
he's head of Corporate Relations...
...but I am el presidente.
Wow, so you're, like,
personally responsible...
...for destroying the health
of millions of children.
- Gretchen.
- I probably wouldn't put it that way.
Obesity, diabetes, cholesterol.
The fat of our youth is on your hands.
Wallow in it.
Thank you, I had a very nice time.
Keep it real.
Don't.
Yo, homeslice,
can you chill on the def jam?
You're boiling my vibe.
Respect.
Cass, can we talk?
- God, what?
- Nothing. My bad.
Father evil. Forgot that.
How you doing, are you all right?
- No, not really.
- Why don't you get that skin peel?
Feels like that.
Cassie was so abrasive -
Oh, Bob just came in.
Let me call you back. My sister.
- Did you talk to Cassie?
- Yeah, I tried.
She didn't know Gretchen
was gonna do that.
She didn't know her friend was gonna
throw a vat of schmaltz on my boss.
Wine or martini?
- Both, with a Prozac back.
- Okay.
Remember when it used to be
"Daddy's home"? Now nothing.
We watch TV
in four separate rooms...
...and we IM each other
when dinner's ready.
Well, then let's change things.
Let's start while we're in Hawaii.
No laptop, no BlackBerry,
no business calls.
- Let's really go.
- No what?
You're not gonna see them
for the rest of the summer.
- Carl's got camp -
- Yeah.
Cassie's got college prep
in Palo Alto, I know.
That's right, and they leave
the day after we get back.
It'll be the same in Hawaii. They'll
only call us when they need money.
Well, I'm glad we're going.
And don't worry so much about work.
Todd loves you.
You're indispensable.
I'm afraid not.
I think Laird's gonna get my job.
He's younger, smarter, cheaper.
What did you say?
Nothing.
Here you go.
To true love.
- Hawaii's gonna be great.
- Yeah.
- Why?
- We hit a snag in the Alpine merger.
- Since yesterday?
- One brother got seller's remorse.
- Garry.
- Larry.
Garry's still for it.
Show him some money...
...he'll quack like a duck.
Larry's nervous.
If I tell my wife we're not going
to Hawaii, bury me ass - Up.
You have a place to park your bike.
- Bob.
- Todd.
Bob. Bob,
this crisis has actually saved your job.
- Really?
- After yesterday...
to maintain some respect around here.
But in light of this Alpine thing...
- ... i still need you.
- Bless you, Todd.
I gotta run out there
and make a presentation.
I can write the presentation in Hawaii
and zap it to you.
Laird can write me a presentation.
If I tell him to, he'll live in the office.
He'll shower
in the damn water cooler.
But you've got one thing
he hasn't got.
- A soul.
- No, you're good in a meeting.
You've got the chutzpah.
So I want you
to write that presentation...
...and I need you at the meeting
to put this thing over.
- Yeah.
- So no Hawaii.
- No.
- Boulder, Colorado, Friday.
Just move your Hawaii dates.
The kids are booked
the rest of the summer.
- You have to go to Boulder.
- Agreed.
I want you to know, after the divorce,
Bring jewelry.
Hey, if you get Jamie,
can I have Elaine?
- You want Elaine?
- Better than nothing.
Trust me, it's not better.
Elaine is still mad at me
for taking that vacation last year.
Figures that's why
I didn't get that promotion.
- Oh, the RV trip.
- RV trip?
Oh, can we see the pictures again?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Nobody move.
Did you rent that RV?
Mom, some idiot just parked
this ugly RV outside our house.
What?
Oh, my God, it's your husband.
- Oh, hi.
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