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Ali.. Muhammad Ali's my coach.

Float like a butterfly,

sting like a bee.

Shower before you start.

You stink!

- Lux! Look!

- Sold all the fish?

From your coach.

He's promised me 500 every day.

- The lech! Ill..

- Relax, champ. It's for training.

- You agreed?

- Of course!

Pandian says he's a womanizer.

So what? He's no Greek God

that I'd fall for him!

- Wow, money!

- Give that back!

Respect your dad!

Hear her growl, the bum!

Scum!

Return my dough, Samikannu!

Not Samikannu,

I'm Samuel now.

You converted for money!

Oh Lord, the sinner

knows not what she says.

- You should become Diana!

- Rubbish!

Honour thy Father and thy Mother.

Hallelujah!

Where's the broom?

What won't you do for money!

I'm crazy as hell,

I won't lie.

A mermaid wanting to fly.

Who cares,

Let the world frown.

Empty pockets,

But I wear a crown.

So go home

This is my zone.

Vamoose, you'll just lose

I'm a crazy nerve wrecker.

Like a wayward firecracker

I'm a crazy nerve wrecker.

Like a wayward firecracker.

I don't stop to dream.

Live life to the brim.

No butterfly,

But flitting always.

A jungle cat on the chase.

Against a hundred pit me

I am a one man army

I'm a crazy nerve wrecker.

Like a wayward firecracker

I'm a crazy nerve wrecker.

Like a wayward firecracker.

Like a wayward firecracker.

Gonna blast!

Hey! Damn!

Thieves again!

Hey, who's up there?

Lux!

- What time is it?

- I'm late.

- I know. Why?

- Overslept!

I own the hours I pay for.

My word is law.

You'll address me as 'Master'

even in your dreams.

You break a rule,

I break your neck.

- What?

- May I? Or you have rules for this?

Go, warm up.

A maniac training a rebel!

What a riot! Hey, move!

- 50 done! Next?

- Where are your shoes?

One moment Master.

Lux, gimme your shoes!

Out everyone.

- Name the punches in boxing.

- Master, I know that stuff!

- Come here.

- Hey, not so close!

Been learning since I was four.

From THE Muhammad Ali.

- Seen all his fights.

- Oh, and what did you learn?

Everything! You gotta punch till

they pass out. Like this

I know every punch.

There are tons of them.

Jab, cross, hook, upper cut

Just four punches in boxing!

I know!

Just not their names.

Oh? So punch me.

- Exert full body power to punch.

- Didn't I say keep your distance!

Listen, I want you here for boxing.

Nothing else.

Like hell I'd come

for anything else!

- Hey, Santosh!

- Yes sir.

Spar a bit,

then let her have it.

Come, show me

what you know.

Wannabe Ms. Ali,

this ain't no street fight!

Up! Come on.

Use your brains

when you box!

Get back to push-ups, go.

- But I just did 50!

- 50? "Do it till you die".

Your Master Muhammad Ali's words.

Not mine.

- Okay Master, I'm off!

- Where to?

Our deal was two hours.

More time, more money!

Bye till evening!

Footloose and fancy free.

I make the world bow to me.

In a jiffy, on a bombing spree.

Like a wayward firecracker.

- What's so funny?

- Back to work!

- Hello sir.

- Adi's got a new boxer I hear.

Yes, a fishmonger!

Pays her 500 bucks every day

and gets abused in return!

- It's hilarious!

- Take this seriously fatso.

If she's a good boxer

we need to worry.

Keep an eye on them, got it?

- Hi babe!

- What's the matter?

Don't mess with me!

I'm a boxer now.

- Oh, boxer eh?

- I'm smart, use my head. Hey..

Hey vagrant breeze

Aimlessly flit no more.

Be the storm you are

C'mon, settle the score.

Goals gone astray

Dreams swept away.

Stir up your core

To settle the score.

C'mon settle the score.

C'mon settle the score.

C'mon settle the score.

I did extra time yesterday.

So I set my own time today!

Let no storm

blow out your flame.

Let no hurdle

stop your game.

To your heart appeal

To nourish nerves of steel.

Face every trial

fearlessly, with a smile.

You've nothing to lose

And the world to gain.

To win over the world

Begin your battle again.

Engage your rage

Ignite courage.

Your own mentor be

Snap out of your reverie.

Snap out of your reverie

To embrace victory.

Pump up the adrenaline

Get set to win.

Arise! Awaken!

Victory does beckon.

C'mon settle the score.

C'mon settle the score.

C'mon settle the score.

C'mon settle the score.

C'mon settle the score.

Madhi, whoa!

Good, Madhi!

Wow, you do smile!

Did hell freeze over?

For a fat, senile, snob

your smile's nice.

Smart ass!

Lux!

How long you been boxing?

Look at her, learn something.

If boxing doesn't excite you, quit

Lux! Lux!

Rakesh there's this girl.

The best I've ever seen.

Recall me from

my street fighting days?

She's way better.

Reminds me of my younger days.

Like you? Drop her asap

or you'll regret it.

She's better than I was.

Superb hand speed, footwork.

Just dominates the ring.

Raw passion, hunger, grit...

- What do you mean?

- She's a born champ.

Never heard you praise a boxer.

She sure must be special.

Give it all you have.

If she wins this championship..

..you're back to Delhi!

She's on for the Association

Cup next week.

- Can you come?

- I'll try.

Sir. Sir!

You're a horny dog,

a bastard..

..is what I had thought!

I was so wrong sir.

You chase talent, not skirts! Salute!

- You praising or knocking me?

- Honesty doesn't pay!

I'll shut up.

Hey, more liver fry here.

You'll die if you

gorge on liver fry!

It's a health funda, sir.

Booze ruins our liver.

But if you have liver

with your booze..

..the liver we eat gets ruined.

Our liver stays safe!

C'mon b*tch!

Hey!

For the umpteenth time,

don't lower your guard!

Stop gaping. Come on.

Madhi!

Come on.

Howzzat! Southpaw.

Muhammad Ali! She's a goner!

Up!

How dare you lower your guard?

Don't try to be Muhammad Ali,

first get the basics right!

Hit me again,

and I'll chop you to bits, get it!

Respect, Madhi.

I'm your coach.

To hell with you,

your coaching and your money.

Go. Take Lux with you too.

Tell her you've hijacked her

police career. Go on.

Madhi.. Madhi.

Madhi.. Madhi.

Sir, these folk are poor.

It's a difficult life.

Don't be harsh on them.

Don't interfere,

or I'll wallop you right here.

Go soft on them and they'll

end up cleaning toilets like you.

Yes, I clean crap,

but it's you who stinks.

You're not a good man.

From now on,

the Association Cup's your life.

You'll obey my every word..

..and train eight hours a day!

Forget home,

boyfriends, and lovers!

Go. Take Lux with you too.

Tell her you've hijacked her

police career.

- All the best!

- Thank you!

That's the one?

Bout 15. Red Laxmi,

Blue Punyavathi. First round.

Good fight champ!

Winning on points!

Red's the winner.

You've made it to the next round.

Now watch!

- What?

- Lux.

C'mon Madhi, focus!

Diksha Red, Madhi blue,

first round.

Break.

Box!

Stop! Red!

What the hell?

Blue... Foul!

Blue disqualified!

Jury, Blue disqualified.

You crazy?

Why did you hit the referee?

You're the top boxer now.

He'll have to train you!

You're wrong.

She's not like you,

she's much worse. Drop her.

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