Salaam Namaste Page #5
- l love scrabble.
See ? l can't play scrabble.
you'll never need to cook.
Nick, it's too hasty
Maybe..
But if we can't tolerate each other,
then we just go our separate ways. Simple
lt's not so simple Nick.
l'm sory.
Fine.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe there's nothing between us.
And even if there is, it'll go away.
Life moves on.
But ten years later,
when you wake up one morning..
to find a fat,
rich doctor snoring next to you..
won't you ask yourself,
Could something have happened ?
But then, there will be no answers
Because you didn't give it a chance.
Maybe Nick and Ambar
could've been something, maybe not..
but we'll never find out.
Amby ! Amby, it's Ron.
He's calling on the phone.
What do l do ? Come.
l won't ever have to cook ?
What ?
l won't ever have to cook ?
Not an omelette,
not even a cup of tea.
Far away from each other.
Okay.
So, should we star looking for a house ?
Wow ! - Control yourself.
Let's talk this over first.
l don't the trust lndians.
What's that ?
Babes, what l always say about lndians ?
Sory ?
Exactly. Means,
l don't the trust lndians.
is and always will be vey easy.
After migrating from Bihar to Mumbai,
he would never strike it rich.
from one place to the next.
Someone suggested going abroad and
driving a cab. And so he arrived in Melbourne
Then he won the lottey.
His luck took a turn for the better,
but his personality stayed the same
Hopefully you won't like him too much,
because he definitely doesn't like you
But you're lndian yourself, and..
l was lndian.. was.
Now, l'm Australian.
Get it, mate ? - Got it .
There are two kinds of lndians.
Babes, what the two
kinds of lndians are ?
Sory ?
Exactly. One, the kind you can't trust.
And two, the kind you can't tolerate.
Look, we just want to rent your house.
We don't want to cause any problems
l see that, l see that.
l can see you're Okay.
Nice, married couple.
Married couples l trust.
When did you get married ?
Soon.. - A week ago.
We thought it would happen soon,
then a week ago it suddenly happened
Quick engagement, instant marriage.
And kids ?
There wasn't really much time or
they would've happened as well
Funny guys.
Senses of humour . l like that.
Come, let me show you the house.
Babes.
Home the sweets' home.
What ?
What are you looking for ?
Nothing. Just checking to see if it opens.
This is not an lndian public loo
where things that are closed don't open..
and things that are open don't close.
This is Australia mate.
Open. Close. Okay, mate ?
Another bathroom.. what for ?
Just in case we have guests over..
- No guests.
l do not want any guests in here.
Looks here. Just the twos of you.
Babes. Tell them how much l hate guests.
Sory ?
Exactly.
Whether you agree or not, no guests.
So, you are wanting the house ?
Just a second.. - No second, only first.
Nice house, but this Crocodile Dundee
is making me nervous.
lt's not like we have to live with him.
Nice rooms. l want the bigger one.
The kitchen's quite cool as well.
Let me talk to him.
Crap ! You scared me.
l have that effect on the peoples.
lt's my personality.
Well, Okay.
One year's rents in advance.
What ?
Translates, read my lips.
l need one year's rent in advance.
Babes. Don't l always take
Sory ?
Exactly ! - But why ?
Shor term memories, huh ?
- Mammaries ?
l don't trust lndians.
One year's rent in advance !
Does he think his dad owns
the place ? - No, he does
And where will you get the money from ?
- l encashed my bonds.
What ?
Nick, you'd saved that money
to star your own restaurant.
l know.
And how is Ambar getting the money ?
- She's taking a loan against her salay
l hope you guys know
what you're doing.
All this is happening so fast..
- Are you really saying this ?
One afternoon you meet five girls:
next morning you've married one of them
And l'm regretting it now.
is permanently off.
And if they ever switch it on by mistake,
the regulator always stays on zero
But that's true.
Amby, where do you want..
Everything.
Yes, why ?
Ummm...no. lt's vey nice.
You're right.
l'll put it up in my bedroom.
Nick !
We are moving back together.
Are you Okay, podgy ?
- l'm all right, okay
Amby, guess what..
You okay, podgy ?
So, she turned her logic switch on ?
- No, l turned mine off.
Thought so. So the divorce is cancelled ?
- Absolutely. Cancel, cancel, cancel
Until when ? - Forever.
But still, please keep a room for me.
You never know when she'll kick me out
Sory buddy, that's Ambar's room.
- What do you mean ?
Which word didn't you understand,
Ambar or room ?
l didn't understand anything.
Dude ! You'll live in separate rooms ?
ls he laughing at me ?
Yes, he's being vey rude.
They're living in together but in
different rooms. Can you believe it ?
Oh podgy-wodgy, stop it !
You guys can go to your separate rooms,
we're going to our single room
All right guys, see you man. Bye.
Living separately, can you believe it?
Two different rooms ! Unbelievable. !
Today's the first day so
you don't have to cook dinner.
Wow, thanks boss.
Shall we order in?
Sure. What do you feel like having ?
Chinese ? Mexican ? lndian?
Pizza. A nice, hot, crispy, yummy pizza.
My mouth's watering.
You don't like pizza ?
No, it's not that. l only..
- Forget it. Let's get something else.
No, l'm fine with pizza.
l've had pizza. l..
Nick, you don't have
to like everything that l do.
But l like pizza.
l owe you three dollars.
- You had only one slice, so one dollar.
Okay
Let's settle accounts on Sunday ?
Fine.
And this one's my treat.
Wow. Thank you.
What do l get ?
One second.
Ambar, meet Romeo.
Romeo, meet Ambar.
Oh, Romeo says hi.
- Hi Romeo. Where's Juliet ?
ln my room.
But don't wory Romeo.
Nothing will happen
between us in your absence.
l don't think he's listening to you.
He's checking me out.
l was afraid of that.
Oi ! Behave yourself.
lf Romeo misbehaves with me,
it's going to be your fault.
Come on Romeo, let's get to know
each other. Say good night to Nick.
Are you sleeping ?
l've got to go to the
radio station in the morning.
Oh, Okay, l'll clear this up.
- Let it be. We'll clear up in the morning.
Let me guess, if we don't clean up now,
you won't be able to sleep all night ?
No, no, nothing like that.
We'll do it in the morning.
Where are you going ?
lf you can tolerate my pizza,
l can definitely tolerate cleaning up.
My sister got married
when she was eighteen.
By the time she was my age,
she had two kids.
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