Sanky Panky Page #2

What old lady?

The one you've got.

I'm doing the same thing.

Stop, stop it.

What do you mean by that?

I need an old lady to support me.

I've got assets; I'm an honest,

intelligent, nice looking guy.

You're good, but not good looking.

Whatever, I don't ask for much...

I'd take a flat ass woman,

a hairy one.

Wait Miguelito.

Listen to me; I don't ask

for much, you know.

Hold it. Boy you walk fast.

I saw her...

Who?

Your woman.

Don't tell me which one she is.

The one with the hat.

Nope.

The long hair blonde.

Wrong.

The short hair one.

Jesus Miguelito!

Don't worry, I'm getting mine.

She's got you all cleaned up.

But I love her.

Sure.

I swear.

Alright Miguelito.

She's the reason for my life.

Now you'll keep silent

like a dummy.

May I?

Yes.

Holding no punches.

Yes of course Genaro.

You got some balls!

One thing is that you with your...

I mean...

You never know how things

could turn out.

They start out one way

and end up different...

Who would think I fall for Margaret?

Who? Margaret?

My wife.

Listen to her name.

Thing is you never know

where your future may be.

You know dam well where yours is,

I'm the clueless one.

I'll find mine, don't worry,

I'll find it.

Next year, I'll be wearing

those little sandals.

Don't do anything foolish.

Be careful.

Chelo! Chelo!

We'll be neighbors.

Jesus, what is he, my dad?

He follows me everywhere.

Don't worry my love.

I'm coming.

I'm getting you out of here.

I'm marrying you.

I love you.

I'm coming.

Don't worry; I'll get an old lady too.

What?

Money changes people; he's all

stuck up, old lady and all.

Oh yeah? You can count on me.

I'll get an old lady too.

- I'm your pal.

- He's messing with me.

Don't get so upset...

Giuseppe, yes... how are you

my brother? It's me Genaro.

I know it's late.

I just need a small favor...

Get me a job in the hotel.

Whatever, as a doorman, waiter,

aerobic instructor...

I'm in a bit of jam here,

and need help.

I wouldn't call you if it wasn't...

Just weekends are fine.

I can't leave mom by herself.

You know her.

Sure... Have I ever bothered

you for anything?

I borrowed three grand from

you just to help a friend.

Yes.

Of course, whatever...

Okay, I'm interested, I'm interested.

Trust me. I won't let you down.

Punctual.

Don't worry.

Listen...

Are there American

women in the hotel?

Hello.

Hello?

Well, don't leave mom by herself

in the grocery store.

Change the bottles at 3:00am.

Beef patties arrive at 7:30 am,

so open at seven on the dot.

Don't play music in the grocery store.

Close at 11:
00 pm and don't give credit

to jean factory workers. They don't pay.

And be careful with

the Dominican salami.

Leave that in our hands.

We're in charge.

That's why I worry,

I know my people.

Now that you got yourself into this,

Don't go waste your time in the hotel.

Get an American, not a German, Australian,

or French, they got no hips and no money.

It's a Gringa... and old.

The older she is the better

the business.

Get her old, but with money.

If she's broke, I'd rather keep Helena.

You know where they are, at the beach

sipping on drinks, laying on beach chairs.

- Chair long...

- Same thing...

Laying there with their

bare breasts...

And with their cula leg...

- Quarter leg...

- Same thing.

With their cula leg inside their

butts... mad tight... hard...

Dark skinned...

Don't get distracted.

You'll see gringas right away...

Fluffy, cellulites, tits,

belly button, tits...

White as milk, you'll see.

Enough. Just don't leave

my mom by herself.

Movies on sale, "Feast of the Goat",

"Sanky Panky".

- That's not even out!

- No bootlegs please...

- Pirates are cleaning up...

- Here, take Juana...

Are you nuts?

Want to get arrested again?

- Guys don't leave mom by herself in the store.

- Zero mom alone.

- Don't play music in the store.

- Zero music in the store.

- Careful with the Dominican salami.

- Stop that already!

See you.

Alright Genaro. You know

you'll get those gringas.

All the red heads are yours...

All of them, you're my disciple Genaro...

Remember you are the sh*t!

Genaro, Genaro, Genaro...

He won't even manage to get

the housekeeping ladies...

He won't get a thing... but we'll get

our asses drunk this weekend.

Wave and smile.

Well, here I am.

Mr. Giuseppe please.

Who's looking for him?

His friend Genaro.

Just a moment.

Mr. Giuseppe... a man who

calls himself Genaro.

I don't call myself Genaro.

It is my name.

That's his name.

He'll be right over sir.

That's a married woman.

Giuseppe, my brother,

you don't age! How are you?

Specially that one isn't for you.

I'm not here for that.

How's this little joint?

Come with me.

Jesus, I didn't know this was

so big. Look at that...

Where are these tourists

from Giuseppe?

All over, Italy, France,

Australia, England, the USA.

USA? Now we're talking.

Them people are my friends.

For their buildings,

their language...

Smart people, they know

English from birth.

And specially their women.

Wait... It's prohibited for employees

to have relationships with the guests.

What?

So, tourists come over to drink

coconut water and hit the beach?

So it's prohibited?

No. One has to follow hotel

rules, even myself.

Alright then, you're the director,

the main man...

I am. Look, over there

they'll tell you what to do.

Don't let me down Genaro, alright?

Wait. Thanks Giuseppe,

you're doing me a big favor.

You're welcome.

That's what friends are for.

I deserve this for not paying

Giuseppe his money.

Boy careful with that ball.

Let's go to the basket!

Giuseppe!

Giuseppe, we're friends,

don't do this to me.

The kids are mutants,

they're killing me.

You said a job, not a torture.

It's one of the best jobs in the hotel.

What are you complaining about?

What do you mean? Just look

at me Giuseppe, look, look...

This is a joke.

Imagine, back home saying...

I work as a chicken in a hotel.

Can you imagine, Carlitos or Chelo

or someone that knows me in the hotel?

Nobody knows you here.

Besides, it's a job that leaves

lots of free time.

It's what you want right?

Sure. I'm in a chicken suit.

Americans don't care about that.

Besides, that's your luck,

be dressed as a chick.

You think?

Of course Genaro.

Don't you how curious women are?

I don't know.

For Gods sake Genaro.

How can I attract anyone

with this chicken suit on?

The wrapping is not important,

it's what's inside.

With this wrapping,

nobody would want the candy.

It's what's available,

take it or leave it.

Alright, I'll take it,

can't go home empty handed.

Hello baby, where are you

going with that body?

Can't you hear me, come here?

Giuseppe can say whatever he wants.

I won't get nowhere with this chicken suit.

Women come here.

I'm here to help you.

You have landed in paradise.

You should've told me, I would've

brought my tractor trailer.

Are you moving here or something?

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