Sanky Panky Page #6

you have my blessings.

Talk American! Speech, speech...

Time out!

She said hi.

Come so you could me my family.

Come my daughter, come with me.

- Damn Chelo, you got balls.

- What are you saying?

Let go of me Carlito.

She's aunt Antonia.

- Maria the tailor's wife.

- Nice to meet you.

- He is the tailor.

- My pleasure.

Clothing...

She's Orquidea.

She's Genaro's Godmother, my comadre.

She's a bit deaf.

Comadre, she's my American daughter

in law, Genaro's girl.

- My daughter in law.

- Sorry. We've got go back to Chavon...

You're not eating?

I think we really

overdid it this time.

- Don't worry.

- Please don't go...

- We'll be back before our trip.

- Go with God.

Let's brake out.

Get your balloon and let's go.

Listen up Genaro,

she's very pretty.

But if you will be unhappy

with her, let her leave.

Mom! Alright... My blessings.

My God bless you.

Stop, don't push me.

Let's go, let's go...

Wake up. I'm tired of this

entire charade. Let's go.

If anyone wants soup,

just say so.

Guys, we're off to Chavn!

Alright, alright...

Ladies and gentlemen. I would like to

dedicate this concert to a friend of ours.

A friend who grew up with us

in the neighborhood.

And his name is...

Genaro!

Genaro, this is for you, alright.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Henry, my brother!

Let him through...

This girl is dying to know you.

Caramba, you thought we weren't

going to make it? Here we are.

Who's this blonde?

She's my girl,

future mother of my kids.

I told her we're pals

and she wants an autograph.

Sure.

On her back. No humps there and

your writing will come out fine.

I can't trust you guys with her.

We won't take more of your time.

We have to go, remember...

When you come back, bring me those

sneakers with lights on them,

say hi to the boys,

and take good care.

What? Problems?

Country? That means abroad!

Let me see if I understand.

You and I go abroad?

You know I haven't settled

my business with nobody.

The store, my friends, my mom.

No problem. No problem.

Take a shower while I eat.

Oh my! I'm going abroad.

Look at this. A guy like me,

continental breakfast and all.

I would kill anyone who

mentions my neighborhood.

May speak to the director please?

Sure, make fun of me.

Make fun. I don't care,

I'm leaving this country.

Listen.

No, you listen. I'm tired of power outages,

the MTA, politicians, including the cardinal...

I'm tired of our penal code,

the potholes in the street,

mashed plantains,

cheap sandwiches, flour fritters...

...pork skin, the subway,

no I didn't mean the subway,

cause where I'm going there's one.

But I'm tired of the Dengue, of everyone,

I'm tired of the board of elections...

- What? What do you want?

- Genaro, her boyfriend is here.

Who's boyfriend?

Her boyfriend, a tall, strong, blonde

guy asking about his girlfriend Martha.

Asking for Martha?

You must have many Marthas

in the hotel.

And her aunts Dorothy and Helen.

He means my girl.

- Are you sure?

- He must be getting there.

Oh, no.

Room service. How are you?

Is everything alright?

We're here to serve you.

What a nice breakfast.

Original Neiba grapes. Remember

we could change whatever you like.

The curtains, the pictures,

the lamp, the TV...

Remember we got cable TV,

national and international reception,

including La Mona Channel.

We're just interested in your

comfort in this country.

So you sir, take care of your

prostate through regular check ups.

And you miss eight glasses of water a day

to keep your youthful appearance...

Open up Chelo.

Open up.

Quiet down Genaro,

we're trying to sleep guy.

Open up, I'll explain inside.

I'm in deep sh*t and you disappear.

What hole do you crawl into?

I'm here resting. It's my only downtime,

my sleep time. And you come over...

It's not what you're thinking.

I'm just paying you back

the salami, period.

Alright. Let's go, we got

to get out of here...

Why now? Why?

Degenerate.

Let go of me Genaro!

First you want, now you don't.

I don't get you.

You're just a party pooper,

I'm going back.

I know what I'm saying Chelo,

come on. Look out!

Keep an eye out for him.

Chelo keep an eye on the door.

They're all sick.

I told you this one had good appetite.

Check the door. Put on your

clothes, we got problems.

You do. I'm fine here.

Look, we got problems period.

Look...

What's up?

The consul just arrived

to stamp his passport.

- Stop playing!

- Who arrived?

Her boyfriend wants to kill me.

Get dressed, bring Juana

and let's talk to Giuseppe.

You see, his in trouble.

- What's this?

- I'll tell you later, let's go.

This is getting better.

My skinny one, I'll be back.

Coming.

Something's brewing Gernaro.

- And he won't like the taste.

- Stop playing guys.

You my man, get Giuseppe wherever

he's at, cause big trouble is coming.

For Gods sake Chelo!

Wait. Save your energy to fight

the Gringo. He man.

Are you guys nuts? You want me

to get Giuseppe in trouble?

- Who?

- Of course it's him. He's the manager.

To get Giuseppe in trouble,

you can forget it.

Wait up... wait up! Come here.

You can't do this to me.

Don't let me down.

Excuse me, have you met Juana?

Clam down. Let's talk this out.

Talk what out? The Gringo

doesn't speak Spanish Genaro.

What's with this get up?

You're doing well with the Americans?

Not really.

Fabulous, wonderful... tell him

how great you're doing Genaro.

So tell me.

You know I dress as a chicken,

so I started rapping to her.

And an American chicken has just arrived.

Well, she came with her aunts from abroad...

And then came another rooster.

- Yeah, but a fighting Cock.

- Enough of you.

Oh, he killed me. He killed me.

Genaro, the Gringo hits hard.

Don't worry Giuseppe.

I'll fix this.

Hey you! You white trash Gringo,

come hit me. I'm naked.

That's how you like it.

Your cornflake eating Gringos

are just hollow.

I got Dominican fiber right here.

Come here, come here...

Stop it Genaro. Don't make

things worst please.

She dumped you for this black stud.

What is the I have that you don't?

- Let me get something to wipe the blood off.

- His blood right?

- Are you with him or with me?

- With you. Just go on...

Don't hold me back, don't...

- Nobody is.

- Shut up, it's not your fight.

Come on. Just try something.

I'll do to you what Tyson

did to Hollyfield.

What pizza are you talking about?

What are you saying to me?

Throw a punch if you're brave enough.

You'll fight an old tiger.

- I know you...

- He threw a punch?

No he didn't.

Get me a translator please.

- Bet you she stays with the Gringo.

- My money is on Genaro.

Let's bet a Dominican salami

and three grand.

Well, even I want to learn

English now.

Well Genaro.

Let's go back home.

- Give me a shot of rum.

- It's almost midnight.

Only one and I leave.

I imagine today hasn't been great?

You always appear as if by magic.

I got experience in these things.

At least here we're all equal.

With different stories...

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