Sanky Panky Page #5

I knew it right away.

No. I'm going back to the capital.

My reputation would be shattered

if anybody saw me.

Chelo!

- Calm down.

- You see him?

It's just coincidence,

who's gonna recognize you here?

- It isn't. I'm going back.

- Wait, this is the deal.

Help me out and I'll forgive

your salami debt.

And the three grand?

- Don't take advantage.

- I'm going back.

Alright, alright, the three grand.

The three grand?

Done deal.

You know what though.

Don't do this again, alright?

- You don't do that to nobody.

- Relax, change that face. To the table.

Here we are my little angels.

Sure they're a pain in the ass.

I grew up with them.

- I'm out of here.

- No wait, there's enough for us three.

They will show around,

show you a good time.

If you want, we'll show them

how to float on the beach.

Then we can practice with Juana.

- Who's Juana?

- You brought her over?

Sure, you pay in dollars here.

What if something goes wrong?

- Do you need her?

- Are you nuts?

Lend it to me, I'll use it.

Well, well, as I said, go for a stroll.

For a stroll, and my boys will

make sure you have a good time.

While I take a walk with little Martha.

Alright. You show her how to float,

and I'll show her coconut trees.

Coconut trees!

No coconut trees for the

Americans. No trees.

Have a good time alright.

Coconut tree blondie, well you

go in and... I'll explain later.

I'm using the restroom.

Hold it. This is in couples.

American girl. We're finally alone.

Without guitar trios,

Merengue trios or your aunts...

I mean they're cool.

But one needs time to have a talk.

So, you, the flowers and I.

And you're the most beautiful one.

Hold on. We got to celebrate.

Let's party.

Look at this.

We have fun with little things.

Your aunts must be having

a great time with my boys.

I forgot you can't understand me.

My mom was right, she said

don't drop English, don't.

How about you? Are you having

a good time? I mean...

How nice that sounds.

You only hear that in adult

films, yes, yes...

Don't tell me. That means thank you.

See. I knew I would learn some day.

English is a piece of cake.

Why?

I mean what...

Because I feel very happy.

My little American now

knows Spanish and all.

I'm responsible for it.

Alright.

Let's not stop.

We're gonna dance the night away.

- Discotheque?

- Sure, to shake it like a papaya smoothie...

Dancing, move our hips.

- To party.

- We'll party till fifteen in the morning.

Oh my! I'm in the big apple already.

- Listen.

- What?

Isn't enough with what I did today

with the old one? My debt is paid.

Let me go back home.

No way. I took the first step.

Victory is mine.

And more so now that there was a kiss.

- What?

- What?

You heard right.

The American girl kissed me.

Oh my God!

Damn she got balls.

What guts.

What are you insinuating.

Nothing... Brat Pitt.

Nothing, you are the...

Look. Speaking of the devil.

There's big cojones Martha,

the crazy old lady and Carlito's truck.

That's what I'm talking about! Girls!

Talking about what?

Why can't I bump into a friend...

so I can borrow some dough

and pay Genaro back his money?

I wish to bump into a neighborhood

friend with money!

I love that record!

Let go of me.

I'm leaving the hotel.

Let go of me.

- She wants to...

- What happened?

- The old one wanted to poison me.

- What?

Yes, she kissed me.

I thought you saw that? She did.

Out of my way,

must go to the toilet.

- You're exaggerating, yes you are.

- I'm not, you are.

One thing is that you bring me

here to help you out,

and another is that you

humiliate me so bad.

Keep your New York pipe dreams,

I'm going back home.

To be honest with you...

Shut up!

Do you think I'm blind?

You're having a ball.

Carlito, you like the hippo,

I see it in your eyes.

Your capable of eating an elephant

two dinosaurs and still be hungry.

Not me. I going back home,

I can't stomach even one aunt.

Not even half an aunt.

Guys, we grew up together,

we're like blood brothers.

This is serious.

It's about my future and my family's.

If it depends on that lame American...

American, you hear me...

I sweet talked her as expected,

if then she falls for me...

You got no other choice,

or pay me back with tax and interest.

Well put.

Shut your mouth, you ass kisser!

- But Genaro...

- No ifs and buts, I'm sacrificing too.

Did you hear him?

I'm the one sacrificing here.

Hold it, wait. I was forgetting.

They better have a great time.

Because if they don't

and you mess up my future...

I would do this to you...

...make sure they have a great time...

What about me? Don't I have

the right to a good time?

- Let me tell you something.

- What?

I'll be outside.

Beat it. You coward, traitor,

I brought you here...

I can't believe this,

I can't believe this my God!

Instead of dealing with that hag...

I rather get down and dirty

with anything in this planet.

Guys, wait up!

There's no one there.

What was that?

- What, what?

- You let one go. You dirty bastard.

What else you want,

we've been in here a half hour.

Guard, guard.

- Hi there sister.

- Hello commando.

I can't take this anymore.

I thought she wanted to kill me,

but it's you instead.

- What's the matter guys?

- None. Look I'm pretty.

This is serious.

I'll beat you down if you leave.

- You're all macho now.

- Let's go.

This is the moment of truth.

Separate the men from the boys.

Don't ask what your country can do for you,

ask what you can do for your country.

Let's all march as one man.

Let's go Carlito, Chelo. Walk tall.

Victory is ours partners.

I knew it, bunch of traitors.

But history will take care of them.

Great mattress ha?

Must be imported.

It even plays music.

Americans are so smart.

Tonight will be intense.

No wait. Let me go.

Let me go, you fierce animal.

No, no, no.

Let me take a breather.

Let me take a breather.

What do you think I am?

Just because you watched Robocop,

you think we're made of steel?

I'm human, I'm human.

Fight someone your own size.

Let me get at least sip of water.

Jesus.

You mean, you're just getting

warmed up? Oh my!

No rum. That'll just re-energize you.

Move over.

Oh my, I need my dictionary.

You respect that part of a man.

Move over. Let's nap.

Gringa, don't make wood

of a fallen tree.

Well, she doesn't get it.

My love.

My heart, my queen.

My visa, I mean my life...

I talked to mom; we're off

to the capital.

Pull over, stop the car!

Listen up. Drop me at the corner let

me off. I don't want to be seen.

Wait a minute. What is that?

Who came up with that?

Go back, go back.

Americans girls,

this is my neighborhood.

Welcome to my country.

Don't worry.

I'll get you back for this.

The flight has landed.

My son.

Mom.

Where's the woman that's got

you going crazy?

- Is that her?

- Yes, it's her.

No, she is Chelo's girl.

- Here is mine.

- Now you ruined it.

How pretty...

Genaro!

If plan be part of this family,

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