Sanky Panky Page #4

Sorry, sit down; I'll take care of it.

Sorry, it's alright baby... don't worry.

Stop it.

Is this a conspiracy? Who's sending you?

Get out of here!

Don't get like this,

just because I tried to...

Oh my God, what happened? Look...

Which of you three I got to kill,

so you go away?

Beat it.

Things are not that complex.

We're in the global village;

everyone's got a computer baby.

We're happy go lucky people.

Beautiful, young, we've got

our whole life ahead of us.

Sure, yours is more comfortable than mine,

but we're about to take care of that.

If I knew you would get like this,

I wouldn't have tried it.

Sure, you thought you were going

to get poisoned if you gave me a kiss.

Look, I know I'm not good looking...

Don't look at the cover, listen to the CD

and see how much mambo I got inside me.

She's been crying all by herself.

God, stop it. Just give me an American

and I won't bother you again.

Carlito!

- Carlito, telephone.

- What?

- The telephone man.

- What?

- Telephone.

- Oh, the phone.

People! The call

we've been waiting for!

To the count of three.

One, two and three.

Hello.

Who's this at this hour?

It's you Genaro my brother.

What's doing?

We were asleep. What's up?

How are you?

Here's slow and boring you know.

The old ladies buy their salami

by the slice and then leave.

Everything is fine.

Tell me about you.

You don't say!

How's that possible?

What a pity. You're not

coming here now right?

No, alright. I just wanted to know,

to pick up at the station.

Stay there man.

Resting, like a little vacation.

Don't kid around, that's too far.

No, what if her friend looks

like a toad.

I said so because I know you.

American, if it's like then sure.

She isn't German, alright then.

Is there one for Carlito?

Yes. Alright then.

Is there a three for one special

on American girls or something?

If she's American that's good

enough. No problem.

We'll tidy up the store for

your mom and we'll see you there.

Oh my God.

Get ready. Genaro got us two

American women, and we're out.

Where's Genaro's book? I want

to learn the hello baby.

That's what I'm talking about.

I told him when he was going

there, Genaro, Genaro...

Now what?

Genaro, a couple of Americans?

Genaro goes for anything, I know him.

Listen up. A gift like

that is good enough.

The fact that she's American

is good enough for me.

So pack up your things

and let's go to Genaro!

People, let's party!

This chicken is fried already.

The thing is that we're

organizing the chicken day.

That's it.

The employees then encourage

guests to eat chicken.

Hence, the chicken suit.

Do you like it?

That's the word I couldn't say.

So you like to see me

as a chicken, right?

So I got to keep on organizing

the chicken day.

Don't be surprise if you see

me everyday with this on.

Sure, it's not so hot.

The outfit is cool.

Don't worry; I'll be taking

care of chicken day...

Bye, see at the beach.

What do you want?

Things are improving right?

Not at all. Not at all.

When it's not the guitar trio,

it's a Mengue trio.

- Lf not that then is her aunts.

- But she kissed you.

Sure, that was no kiss.

I kiss my mom like that.

Why don't you ask her

to dinner or a show?

A show, a show.

I'm giving a show right here

instead with this chicken outfit.

Thanks to Giuseppe.

But I'll get him back.

You frighten me when you say that.

Are you afraid of this sweaty chicken?

Take care, let me keep on working.

Listen up worms,

your chicken is here.

No, I can't believe it.

I can't believe it.

Henry.

Henry my man.

What are you doing here?

Oh yeah, you're here for

the concert on Altos de Chavon!

That's great. I won't miss it.

You've grown so much.

I'm Genaro, Doa Fefa's son.

You won't recognize me

with this on... Excuse me.

Don't worry black. Go.

Down faithful, down.

So how the hell are you?

I need a little favor.

What is it you want?

A CD, an autograph?

Don't need a CD, got them all.

It's five in the morning...

Aventura...

You guys sing it so nice...

All I want is the following.

Excuse me a moment.

It's alright.

- I hope we make it.

- Well.

My truck El Tremendo

can't go farther...

Stop the truck. Stop the truck,

this is it. This is it.

- Hold it. Is it here?

- Yes it is.

Now we're talking.

It was about time.

Look how pretty.

- My Tremendo, my truck.

- Hold him.

- Easy.

- Alright. Alright then.

Be still.

About time. Stay right there.

Things are about to get better here.

Park El Tremendo for me.

- Hello.

- Welcome. You must be Genaro's friends.

You mean Don Genaro.

Did you prepare our suites?

- Please.

- Sure, sure.

- Come on, they're waiting for you...

- No welcome drinks?

Genaro, are you sure your

friends are good for this job?

It doesn't look good.

Calm down Giuseppe,

those boys are professionals.

Damn Genaro.

This hotel has so much food.

- What did you put on your plate?

- Mashed plantains.

Mashed plantains?

Mashed plantains?

Look at this,

a plantain eating a plantain.

You dumb ass. You come

so far to eat that?

I don't care for cornflakes.

Get used to it.

Mashed plantains.

You got balls.

Genaro. Talk to me about the girl.

Which one?

The American?

Tell me about her, tell me.

What should I tell you?

You know how they look.

- They're blonde?

- So they got golden hair?

- Sure, and they speak English.

- And they know English.

And they got a killer body.

Sure, that they got, a killer body.

Talk to me. I like women

with that kind of body.

You know, the metabolism

of Americans is different.

They lose their figure

with a couple of extra pounds.

I mean from far you see

they look kind of fat.

And up close you don't even notice.

Wait a minute, how's that?

Explain that to me.

You know Americans

and their eating habits.

- They eat anything and...

- Stop, I got you now.

- Carlito.

- Yes?

Drop the mashed.

Something's fishy here.

The table is busy,

go somewhere else...

They're deaf. They can't hear.

Listen, don't sit down...

They can't hear.

Listen, we're waiting

for beautiful women here.

We're waiting for three American women.

What are you trying to say?

These are the Americans

I told you about.

This group?

- All of them?

- All three?

I got you now.

Mr. Genaro,

come with me to the buffet.

I don't want anymore food.

I'm fine here.

Mr. Genaro, get up.

Would you want a little fruit

or some grease?

Come here, come here.

Are you nuts?

Where did you get the fat one

and the old lady?

Calm down, it's not so bad.

- Look at the young one, she's cute.

- I know she's cute.

- Yes, I like her. What's her name?

- Martha.

- Martha, I like her.

- Me too. She's mine.

Yours? What about the other two?

Those I need a hand with. Her aunts.

Her aunts?

If those are her aunts, they take

the place of the whole family.

No way. If Carlito wants to stay...

Look at that pig the way he eats.

Sure, it's free food.

Free food, and look at him.

He likes the fat one.

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