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Waste of f***ing time.

OK, the next team to try out will

be Mann's team against Jung Kochika.

We'll start on the attack.

Mon, cover the left...

as for Jung...

Perfect... so hot and so sexy...

Hi there A! You're Mann, right?

Such a lovely name.

What's a pretty girl like you

doing applying for the team?

Oh, listen to you.

Surely you'd be better off selling

your ass around the market.

Hey! How f***ing rude

can you get?

Hi cutie!

Nice legs. Bit too big

for a girl's, though.

Stop it. Piss off. A**hole!

Bastard! Son-of-a-b*tch!

F*** off, pal!

In position.

In position.

Kamon. Save your anger

for the game, okay?

Mann:
6 Jung: 4

Mann:
7 Jung: 8

Just shut the f*** up, alright?

Why the f*** didn't you get it?

- Why didn't you set up the shot?

- It was my ball.

Bullshit! It was mine!

- The fairies won!

- They're pretty damned good, too.

Jung Kochika! Hey!

So what do you think

of girl power now, eh?

These are the names of the players

selected for the Lampang state team.

Mann, team captain.

Yuttachai...

- Julaphong...

- Oh my god! I got in!

- Kamon...

- You too!

Sakda, Somprab,

Somsak, Samran, Ratana...

I'll set a date for practice and...

Coach? As captain, I have the right

to reform the team right now.

We don't want any faggots

on the team.

Mann, if you're as

narrow-minded as this...

how can you call

yourself a sport man?

Do you really know what

you're starting here, Coach?

Going home so quickly?

Isn't Coach Bee home?

Oh dear. Don't tell me...

these two guys...

Oh no! They've all quit,

haven't they?

I wonder if any for the

school alumni could fill in.

Coach. Choose Mann.

Really. This We're not

that important.

Don't you have any friends?

What?

Yeah... friends who can

play volleyball well?

Yes! We do! A group of us played

volleyball together at university!

Every one of us is

absolutely fabulous!

Ah... they're not...

the same as you, are they?

Are you crazy? One's a soldier!

Kanchanaburi, Boot Camp

There he is!

The one that's built like a buffalo!

See? He's really good, coach!

- Okay... weird... but good.

- No, no, no! Don't! I'll fall!

Why do you guys always play

so rough? I'm hurting all over!

- Hi there, Iron P*ssy.

- Jung!

Pattaya All-male Cabaret

Are you sure she's here...

and not performing somewhere else?

Seven songs

and still on sign of her.

There she is! Pia! Pia!

Love the silicone! Nice touch.

A complete overhaul!

Just gorgeous.

Stop poking me!

I'm not a f***ing ATM machine.

Amazing... none of us could

recognize you on stage just then.

You look like the last

Miss Thailand!

Not surprising.

We have the same surgeon.

So what do you say, Pia?

Will you play?

Deep down I'd love to.

But I haven't touched a

volleyball for three years.

You're just afraid

your tits will explode.

Well, what if the ball hits me

and my nose flies up into

my forehand?

- Who's gonna fix me up?

- Me! Let me do it.

Ready? Oh, sorry.

Chat, these are my friends

and their coach.

Hello.

Hi.

If I could... I'd have a total

body makeover just like Pia.

If I could... I'd f*** her boyfriend.

So she's not coming with us, right?

She decided to stay with

her boyfriend instead.

Where can you find a woman

in this world

who doesn't long for her man?

Where can you find a bee in this

world that doesn't long for a flower?

If that's the case,

I'm going home to bed.

- Why the rush, Coach?

- Wow! You look fabulous!

If you can't come with us,

we may as well go.

Who said I wasn't coming?

Mama-san said

I could have a week's leave!

Was that Mama-san...

or your hubby?

F*** you, sweetheart.

Bangkok

Assawawamikan Mansion

Remember... once we go in...

we're on our best behavior.

Pia, can't we just

pretend to be friends?

Why do we have to be lovers?

The thought of it's just disgusting.

F*** up and die, Nong.

You really think I get off on

pretending to be your girlfriend?

You say the cruelest things!

Watch your hands.

I worry about Jung the most.

The hell I will. I'm not like Nong.

When I take off my make-up,

nobody can tell I'm a queen.

Get lost! There's nothing wrong

with the way I look.

- Come on, let's practice.

- Practice what?

Practice being a man.

Hey Wit, you old bastard!

Heard you're gonna tie the knot!

Okay, let's go. 1, 2, 3...

act like men!

Wit! Some friends have

come to see you.

My god! How the hell do you

find out about this?

Jung?

Hey! How could we miss

your big day?

How come you didn't

send us an invitation?

It's only the engagement

ceremony. Just family.

Congratulation, Wit.

So who's the lucky lady?

Hi.

This is Julie, my fiancee.

Oh! Her name's Julie?

Such a beautiful name.

Ju! Ju! Come quickly, there's

somebody I want you to meet.

How many times have I told you,

Mom? It's "Julie" now, not "Ju"!

Julie? A Chinese girl named Julie?

The fortune teller says it's not a

good omen to stay engaged for too long.

So we'd like Wit and Julie to get

married as soon as possible.

But Mom, I think we should

wait a while.

For what?

You get married, you have

grandchildren for us to look after.

As simple as that.

What do you want to wait for?

My friends need me for

their volleyball team.

Volleyball?

My son was born to be

a sport man!

Ever since he was a boy, he loved

pictures of men with big muscles.

Oh! I look terrible!

All pale and faded like

Wit's family!

My little face look like custard...

Hey Wit, are you really

gonna sleep with that girl?

How disgusting.

What can I do?

It all happened so fast.

Before I knew it, I was engaged.

So what will you do on

your wedding night?

I know! Act like that guy

did in the soap opera.

Once the light' off, send another

guy in to take your place.

- Like a stand-in.

- Don't be stupid, Jung.

All those soap operas have

gone to your head, your idiot.

- No, it'd work!

- It really might, you know.

- Keep it for your term.

- Hey Mon. Don't be stupid.

- For her wedding.

- Listen you guys. This is serious!

Anyway, Julie's adorable.

You're so lucky.

What are you playing.

Are you crazy.

My life is so costly.

So Wit... are you really

gonna take the bar exam?

Yep. I want to be a judge.

A female judge?

No way. He's going to have a

wife and kids, remember?

- "My name's Julie"

- Are you crazy?

You've got two balls and a dick...

when are you going

to use' em with Julie?

When you do, let me know.

I want to nurse your child.

Hey you guy.

Hey look!

Yoo-hoo, Grandpa!

Cool vehicle you got there!

They're all gay?

All of 'em. Should be fun.

Excellent players, though.

Chai, darling!

How I've missed you!

Come on, you queens.

I'll introduce you.

This is Miss Wit.

This is Miss Pia,

the beauty queen.

And this is Nong... the big buffalo.

Hi. Goodness!

You've even more gorgeous

than Jung said.

Enough of the introductions.

Since there's only six of you,

I've asked three of my former

students to act as reverse.

They'll help us with practice as well.

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