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Thank God.

Some real guys to help us out.

Here they are now. Come over

here and meet the guys!

- April, May and June.

- What? What are their names?

Hello there. I'm April. I'm May...

And I'm June.

At your service.

Oh, aren't they darling?

You're really not going to come

and see the game, Mook?

I'm worried I won't look as

beautiful as your team mates.

Oh please. There's nothing

between them and me.

It's no fun being

in that team, I'll tell you.

I'm just kidding, Chai.

I've never thought you'd

mess around with them.

But I would like to ask

you one thing.

Be honest. Why is it

that you dislike them...

because they're not men,

or because they're not women?

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With the help of loyal fans,

the Lampang Men's Volleyball has made it through to

represent District 5

in the National Sports

Competition this year!

The team trounced the

Nan state team 3-0

and are now ranged number

one in the competition!

It's unbelievable.

We were so careless.

But there they were,

prancing around all over

the court... their hips swaying...

it just destroyed our

players concentration.

In the second round,

Lampang gained even more

confidence by beating Lamphun.

Then in the third match these

brilliant beauties won over Prae,

as well as the hearts of

volleyball fans everywhere.

The kids still need more practice.

There's more work to be done.

But the fact they beat all

three teams of real men...

surely that says something

about their talent?

Physically, they're all men.

There's no difference.

Mentally, my kids give it all

they've got on the court.

Whatever the reason,

Who knows what will happen

slammed their way

to beat number-one

seeded Chiang Mai 3-1.

In six month's time,

In six month's time, when Lampang

goes to the National Championships

to be held in Nakhon Sawan.

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Bee. What are you doing still up?

Dad! You scared me!

It's 2 a.m.

Why aren't you in bed?

I'm making up the

practice schedule.

When's the big match

in Nakhon Sawan?

Not for another six months.

Six months? You're acting

as thought it's next week.

I have to!

The team's got to start

practicing as of today,

right up to the big day.

No practice today, coach?

They've all gone back

to work in Bangkok.

How are they going to win then?

We've still got six months.

That's fair amount of time.

But we don't have any

financial aid or sponsorship.

So the kids have to earn

their living.

Mon's a librarian.

He can't get away until the

next school break.

Jung's a bank teller.

His parents are very proud.

Chai's selling washing machines.

His boss really likes him.

Wit looks after the family

jewelry shop.

He must be bored to tears.

Nong's in heavy combat training,

but with his size

I'm not worried about him.

What's wrong?

The gunfire! So noisy! I'm scared!

The one I'm really worried about

is Pia. She writes to me all the time.

She's always fighting

with her boyfriend.

Only a month left. I wonder if she

can stop the fighting by then.

There's only one month

until we play, Sheriff.

We don't have enough time

to find new players.

These kids are good.

They can really play.

They're already won in Nan.

They get along well.

Finding new players would be

like going back to square one.

Hold on. Don't get me wrong.

I didn't mean to change

the whole team.

But don't you think... well...

what I mean is... you know...

it's their appearance...

I just wonder how... appropriate it is.

You know what I mean?

You mean, the way they act like

sissies on the court?

Exactly. What I'm concerned

about are the big boys.

If just one of them kicks up a stink,

we'll all be in trouble, won't we?

Have you got a cramp?

- No... no.

- What? What's wrong?

I broke my nails.

I spent a whole month

growing them.

Calm down, calm down.

We'll find some super glue

and stick them back on.

Okay everyone. Over here.

Team meeting.

It's been a while, hasn't it?

We're not that fit anymore.

I was us to practice as a team.

What a pity Pia's not here.

Matters of the heart

are always difficult.

But we've made it to the

Nakhon Sawan games!

We've come this far.

We have to keep going...

win or lose... with or without Pia.

Look on the bright side. We can

get a real man to replace her.

Hang on... aren't we in the

finals because of us queens?

We've got to be on our toes

all the time.

Mon. Chai.

We have to think like a team,

otherwise there is no team.

The other day,

the Sheriff called me in.

You may not realize that

all along the way there have

been people who haven't liked us.

- So don't get too carried away.

- Who?

It's not important.

What matters is that they

can put an end to us.

All of us. Just like that.

1, 2, hey!

Pia! Pia! Look! It's Pia!

What's wrong?

What happened?

You look like you've

been dumped.

I have been. At first...

he said his parents forced him to.

But in the end, he admitted he was

in love with another woman.

Can you believe it? Bisexuals.

You just can't trust 'em.

And here I was thinking they'd be

together until the end of time.

You did the right thing

coming back here.

If not, who knows what

would have happened?

You might have ended up selling

your twat in a Phuket brothel.

Take Pia to her room

and we'll call it a day.

What happened, Mon?

It's a long story.

Pia and her boyfriend had a flight.

He went back to his fiancee.

Look at these shoes.

They're beautiful.

They must cost a fortune.

Men are all the same.

Who's ever going to really

love a transvestite?

If you're born a queen,

you've just got to get

what you want while you can.

Pia, what the hell are

you saying?

When you were in love

with your boyfriend,

it was a completely different story.

You said true love was

all that mattered.

Why have you changed

so completely?

And I believed everything

you said then, too.

I've been waiting for

my prince charming.

There are only Satan

in this world.

What change!

I can't keep up with you.

I tell you one thing. There are

no happy endings for gays.

So why bother?

Let's play volleyball instead!

Yeah! You think too. Why waste

the time you have off work?

Take out your anger

on the court.

That's the way to do it.

I've known you for seven

or eight years

and this is the first time you've

ever said anything that's made sense.

Backstopping b*tch!

Go f*** yourself!

Die, Chat! You bastard, Chat!

To hell with you! Damned fish!

- What's wrong?

- How can I get that ball?

Calm down. Easy.

He didn't mean it.

He's f***ing full of himself.

Stop fighting... it'll age you.

Mon, his ego's no bigger

than yours. Just calm down.

What's wrong? You're very quiet.

You thinking of someone special?

No really. Just thinking about

when I was a kid.

Dad would take us

out everywhere.

Can I as you a question?

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