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What makes you the way you are?

Can't think of anything else

to talk about, huh?

May I have your attention, please.

Over to you, Nong.

This is for Mon. This is for Pia.

April, May, June, here you are.

Designed and stitched

by my mother.

As for the name,

Coach Bee came up with it.

I think it fits you perfectly.

Strong yet soft. Soft, yet strong.

Fabulously trendy!

So captain,

not happy with the name?

No. Just make sure we're as

tough as our name says we are.

Mon, where are

we going to find a doctor

to sew up that f***ing

mouth of yours?

You just love trying to screw up

things, don't you?

- Anything I can do to help sir?

- Thanks. I could do with a hand.

- Oh God! I forgot!

- Forgot what?

- Cheers. For good health.

- Cheers.

Sir, are you alright?

Since I left the army

I haven't had any decent meat.

- So you're a meat eater?

- For sure!

- I thought you ate only grass.

- I'm not a f***ing buffalo!

Jung. Wake up.

Has Coach Bee explained how

the competition is being organized?

She said it's a knockout

competition.

Oh no! If we play a tough

team first up,

we might have to pack our bags

and go home immediately.

Don't even think like that, Nong.

We're going to win.

Yeah. As long as we win our

first game,

it doesn't matter

if we lose after that.

Better still, keep winning

and get the gold medal.

Gold! Gold!

If I win a medal, any medal,

I'll wear it everything I perform.

I'll wear mine a place of my

medals for bravery.

My mom will be so happy!

She'll hang it next to my degree

right at the front of the shop.

Great! It'll be like an

advertisement saying...

this shop has passed all inspection

against contagious animal diseases...

Thanks.

Sergeant Nong! Salute!

At ease, lady officers.

Jung!

Jung, the place is full of men!

Hi! What's your name? I'm nong.

Changed your mind, captain?

No. I... forgot something.

I'm just going back to get it.

If you could have one wish,

what would you wish for?

I don't believe in magic.

I believe in myself.

I thought you'd say that.

I used to think like that, too.

I was really self-confident.

But experience soon taught me

a thing or two.

Ever since I was a kid,

I've dreamed of playing in a famous

volleyball team... and play overseas.

The... SEA Games,

or the Asian Games...

What about the Olympics?

That's aiming high.

You need really good grounding.

Right, like playing with

a bunch of queens.

Let's just do our best.

You look down on us just

like everyone else does.

Let me ask you something.

Have you ever had a gay friend?

No.

And how many gays

have you known?

If that's the case, you've got

no right to look down on us.

- Thank you.

- I'd like to buy some rambutants.

Hey! How come they're

so small?

Technically, they're gay rambutants.

They're always this small.

But trust me, they taste alright.

How many kilos would you like,

handsome?

- I don't think so. Thanks anyway.

- OH, why not? Hang on!

It's stunning. Can I try it on?

No, you can't!

Big fat head like on ox,

you'll break it for sure.

Get out of here. Go on.

I don't sell to deviants like you.

I've seen the District 5 team.

Where the hell did you

dig them up from?

Let's not be too tough on them.

Yeah. Otherwise they'll end up

bruised and battered.

Why don't you transfer your team

to the women's competition?

Then you might stand

a chance of winning.

I thought sport taught us

about fair play...

not just about winning and losing.

It doesn't matter what

my team may be,

I'll tell you one thing...

They're true sportsmen.

I've heard one of them's

even had a sex change.

It's not such a big deal

at state or district level...

but this is the national

competition.

- Exactly.

- I don't know how this happened.

- Let me take care of it.

- Tournament timetable, sir.

Welcome to the Pak Nam Po Games.

Honey, it's on! Hurry!

The parade's starting.

Jung has to be there.

Where?

Can I draw your attention to the

competitors at the end of the parade?

They're currently the center

of media attention.

Look! It's Jung!

He looks good, doesn't he?

The District 5 team!

They're called "The Iron Ladies."

They'll be worth following

in the competition.

Good news. We play three

straight matches today.

Oh God... We'll never make it.

We'll die of exhaustion.

What do they think I am?

A buffalo or something?

They're doing it deliberately.

We have to be careful.

There are some people who really

want us our of this competition.

Nakhon Sawan National

Championships Round 1

Quick! The drag queens are playing!

Iron ladies! Iron Ladies!

One down, two to go.

That's the spirit.

Well done! Good game!

Hello.

Just a fluke.

There's no way they can

win three in a row.

Iron Ladies Triple Triumph.

Hello?

Hi. So what do you say?

Are you going to come and watch?

I can't take the time off work.

So where are all your

friends tonight?

They're the talk of the town.

They're being interviewed on radio.

You can imaging for his bar

exam up in his room.

Does Wit's family know that he's?

Absolutely not. If they knew,

it'd be a disaster.

I've never seen so many

fans before.

We're overwhelmed.

Last question... you Iron ladies

have won all your matches...

so far... including three matches

in one day yesterday...

does that mean drag queens make

better players than real men?

Oh, can you believe it?

We're gonna be stars!

For sure.

Fruit juice stand! Let's sit here.

Oh... the famous Iron Ladies.

Well... what do you say now?

Little fairy.

Sorry. Let me buy you another one.

Never mind, honey. Actually...

I feel like some oranges.

F*** off!

A**hole scumbag prick son-of-abitch!

What the hell did you say?

I said... you... cock-sucking...

son... of... a... b*tch.

F***ing f*ggot!

Hey! Don't mess with my friend!

Stop it. Stop it right now!

Calm down. You're all sport men.

What are you fighting for?

It's nothing. We just wanted

to try some oranges...

they came unlike we were

raying to rape them.

He's lying. It wasn't like that at all.

Settle down. Break it up.

Just go home.

Are you drunk or what?

Go home.

- Thank you ever so much, Officer.

- Never mind.

No, really. If you hadn't come along...

I might have been killed!

I suspect if you took them on... they

would have been worse off than you.

What a mess.

Officer, may I ask your name?

Mine's Jung.

I'm Yut. Lieutenant Yut.

What a manly name.

Ouch! What did you hit me for?

Look. The big oaf almost

broke my hand!

Penny for your thoughts, sis.

Your boyfriend, right?

Thank God I've got you

guys and the game.

Otherwise I don't know what I'd do.

I don't get it. Why do you still

love him so much?

We had more good times

together than bad.

But he's better off choosing

his fiancee

than falling for something

fake like me.

Men. They're all selfish.

We're all selfish. Men and women.

You're right. Look at my father.

He never gave a sh*t about me.

My mother brought me up.

He was so selfish. Whenever he

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