Saturday Killer

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Go with me?

Err, what's your name?

Mini.

...What's your name again?

Mini.

Oh, Sound interesting.

And you?

I'm Rain.

Rain?

Rain or mud?

Huh, you're so funny.

Err, you are very funny.

- Do you like comedian?

- Like? It's okay I like them.

And do you have your favourite comedians?

Favourite comedians? I like some.

And who are those your favorite comedians?

"3 Cha" Gang

Huh!!! You like "3 Cha" gang, aren't you?

Yes.

And who do like specifically?

Mum and Teng.

Only two of them?

Yes.

And what about another guy who is chubby?

You mean "Koh Tee"?

Which f***ing channel that you watch?

Koh Tee is in "3 Cha" gang.

Same channel with you.

Do you want to watch television?

What are you doing, Bro?

I have to attend my relative's funeral tomorrow.

What?

He f***ing drowned.

Bro Bro, Let me ask you something?

You're calling me to have sex or to talk.

Stressful, you know?

Stressful.

I will.

Just relax and chat first.

Never mind, have a chit-chat first.

Have a chat then, we will know each other.

Come on, bro.

I want that also but...

Are you ready?

I ask you whether you ready or not

I'm ready.

- Honey

- Aww, her voice, almost cum.

Are you ready?

Slow slow, okay.

- Bro

- Aww, oh oh oh

- What are you doing?

- What happen to you, bro?

Umm, I'm finished.

What!!! Finished?

I've just touch you.

Ho, you touched so hard.

I didn't touch that hard!

No more, no more.

I'm finished.

People call me "Tee Rifle".

Phoenix of Bang Pla Ma.

The killer people talk about.

A fearsome killer.

But actually...

I am lousy bird.

A humiliated bird for women.

A bird that finish early..

A bird that can't even fly.

A broken wing bird.

A broken wing bird that only walks.

Walks, walks and walks.

Until one day...

A bird have met a beautiful swan.

A heaven swan that should be dancing on the sky.

But, she is dancing on earth now.

Huh, this is just a coincidence.

Even it is a destiny.

But a swan is still a swan.

And a bird like me is still lousy bird.

And end up with lame ending.

What if a heaven swan know that.

I'm kind of lousy bird.

Let her go.

Let the swan be on her way.

For me...

Don't even compare with her.

Put it down lightly, idiot.

Never pour it properly at any shots.

Hey, boy.

One more shot.

Give me one more shot.

Did you drive?

Yes.

You've 8 shots already.

Huh, I feel nothing. NOTHING.

Are these water?

Because you're drunk, sir.

What?

I still can talk consciously.

This is what we call unconsciously.

Sir.

Slept already.

Hey, your voice like girl.

- Are you...?

- What are you talking about?

I know you knew.

Are you...?

- Yes

- Ah-ha

AC or DC?

Both.

Oh, scary.

What about you, AC or DC?

Am I look like?

I know you are.

Hey, I'll hit you unless I'm drunk.

Remember that.

Careful your words.

How much?

2400 baths.

3000, can't I?

Depend on you.

That's my boy.

Here's 3000.

You're very fast with this, idiot.

One shot of Vodka, sir.

Flirting, idiot.

That's hurt, bastard.

- One shot of Vodka, sir.

- A moment, ma'am.

Sir.

What the f*** happen to you, idiot?

Shut the f*** up, idiot. I'm thrilled.

I'm sorry, did I poke you too hard?

No no no, Not that hard.

Sh*t.

Ehh, What do you want?

Do you have lighter?

I'm not a smoker so I don't have, ma'am.

Ehh... Awww Awww Ohh.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Anything else do you want?

Nothing, sir.

Okay.

- Are you okay?

- Awww Ohh..

Enough Enough... no more.

Give me the tissue.

- What you doing to do with tissue.

- Awww, I don't want it anymore.

Heaven swan have just sat beside us.

Do you still think that this is coincidence?

Idiot.

This is our 2nd time so it's not coincidence anymore.

It's destiny.

Then what?

She's gone.

See, my son.

It's time that I have to do something with you.

Pre-ejaculation.

Yes, sir.

I'm used to be like you before.

Didn't you?

What about present, sir?

Idiot. I won't open this clinic if I still have problem.

That means you have very good medicines.

I have.

Doc, I tried this one already.

I still have the same problem.

Still the same?

Yes, sir.

This one as well.

Still the same.

Still the same?

Yes, sir.

Oho, your problem are not normal pre-ejaculation.

This must be very early ejaculation.

Very early, Doc.

Before this, I'm finished before start of inter-course.

But now, just touch... I'm finished.

I've never imagined that will be someone as bad as me.

Then..

Which medicines that you took?

You must have a very good medicine.

Can I have the same with you, doc?

Actually, I don't want to give this to you

because it's very strong.

How strong it is, doc?

It's take normally around 10 minutes to ejaculate.

But this Red-rose medicine.

More than 3 hours.

3 hours?

How much is this?

Friendly price.

130,000

130,000!!!

Don't forget that 3 hours.

Hi, dad.

Happy birthday to you.

Have you just realized?

I heard that...

You are with purple shirts group.

Then?

It's your choice that you chose green shirts.

This is democracy, isn't it?

But you've known that...

I hate purple shirts very much.

Then did you know how much I hate green shirts?

You've never understand anything about politics, haven't you?

I don't understand.

Why did politics force me to choose color?

After I chose...

The other colors hate me.

Is this what you called politics?

No, I don't understand.

Other countries have never been like this.

You've stayed aboard for a long time.

That you didn't know the difference between Thailand and others.

No, dad.

I've stayed aboard for a long time.

To realize that democracy is the same in every country.

Only this country.

That interprets democracy disastrously.

Make difference by color of shirts.

And the reason of these.

Because of people like you!!!

I'm enough that you choose purple color.

Don't make me hate you more than this.

Go ahead and hate me.

Hate me like you hate other colors.

There are 100 colors in this country.

Don't even think that you'll win with your hatred.

130,000?

He dare not sell this price unless it's very good.

No more "Pre-ejaculation".

Hah.

Come on.

Put it on already?

Already.

Already?

Why don't you let me take it out?

Never mind, just put it on.

And what about sunglasses?

Just put it on, okay?

Then everything is okay. Don't take it off. Understand?

Copy that.

Then let's start.

What's happened?

Your medicine..

What with my medicine?

Do you know, doc?

From pre-ejaculation.

Do you know what is my problem next?

What's next?

It's not erect anymore.

Then what?

THEN WHAT?

I want my money back.

What money did you mention about?

Money for your medicine, doc.

How much?

130,000

Do you have receipt.

You didn't give me receipt.

Where did I get my receipt, doc?

So you don't have evidence to claim your money back.

Do you want like this, doc?

If you're unhappy...

You can sue me if you want.

Sir.

We found a bullet on the bridge.

"Tee Rifle".

- How do you know that, sir?

- I'm guessing.

In Thailand.

There are not many people who can snipe from far away like this.

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