Saturday Killer Page #2

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Check the victim's record.

E-mail.

Mobile phone.

Hi5.

Facebook.

And Twitter.

Check all the communications whom this doctor contacted.

Tee.

Killer like you should not kill anybody...

Without fees.

Uncle.

My dick is not erects.

Just pre-ejaculation is bad for me enough but this...

I'm impotent.

Just only that.

You can say that cause yours is still erects.

Uncle, how old are you?

Sh*t!!, Yours is still erects.

You have very good medicines, haven't you?

Tell me, tell me.

Let's finish this job first.

And I will tell you.

Really?

Don't lie to me.

In the age of argument.

The age that some groups killing each other for their superiority.

This is golden age for killer like me.

Before...

Nobody knew what sniper is...

But now...

Everybody knows "sniper".

Especially...

Politicians.

Our spy reported that..

The guy who sent killer to murder our man...

is brown color.

Normally..

The brown color is always stands opposite with the purple all the time.

In the mean time...

They are opposite of our color as well.

Enemy of enemy...

Is friend.

I think...

If Brown merged with Purple.

Our group

will be voted in council twice harder than before.

Any idea?

Naretch?

Revenge.

Sent killer to murder Brown's men.

Same like they did to us.

I don't think so.

We won't only kill their men.

We will kill all candidates.

Not only Brown but also Purple.

And we will be only us left in competition.

This will make us all in council.

I don't agree with this.

In this meeting.

Does anybody disagree with this?

So you all are confident.

That we will win this with our hatred.

In conclusion...

We've reached unanimous decision

that we will avenge them.

Although, I'm a killer.

I'm still a human..

That feel guilt....

Every time I kill people.

Sometimes,

Killing some groups of people...

Make me feeling surprisingly good.

Some people...

should not live in this world.

Happy birthday.

Uncle Guan Yu recommended this place to me.

So you're "Phoenix of Bang Pla Ma".

The famous killer.

The phoenix is not here anymore.

It's left only un-awaken bird.

What is this?

The king of dragon.

The king of dragon?

How to use this?

Just rub it.

Pour it to your hand.

Then massage yours within 1 minutes.

It'll be big like dragon.

It'll be big like dragon, won't it?

Are you sure?

If not, you can burn my shop.

Uncle, who will do that to you.

I'm not a terrorist.

Why did you put the balloon inside your pants?

This is not a balloon. This is my dick.

How come did it inflate like that?

Do you remember your relative's medicine?

He told me that it'll be big like dragon.

Sh*t, Longer I massaged, Bigger it inflated. Not even hard.

Look at this, it's bigger than your head. The bigger is okay.

But inflated like this, how can I put it in?

What are you looking?

Take a look at this, come on.

I use this one every time.

You use this also?

- Nothing happen to me.

- But it happened to me.

F***.

Which side of your relative?

- Come on Tee.

- Did he your close relative?

Tee, Don't do this, okay?

Okay, because he is your relative.

Mr. Ong-ard Nernkorkyai, sir.

Oho, look at this.

It's unbelievably red.

How did you let it become inflame?

It's just happened.

If you came here late than this.

Frankly, I have to cut it.

You're very lucky.

Cut it?

Yes, sir.

You are so sweet, doc.

- Just little bit.

- Does it hurt, doc?

- Like an ant bites.

- Is it?

- Yes.

- Okay, doc. Go ahead.

I want my problem to be cured.

It's will be cured.

Not only cured but also can use, doc.

- I guarantee.

- Same like before?

Yes.

Why did you talked so sweet?

Hey doc. What the f***!!!

It's exploded.

It's exploded.

After exploded, it's f***ing wet inside.

- What is this, doc?

- It's just exploded.

What a smell.

How do you feel?

It's very painful, doc.

Any feeling?

It's sore.

Doc, do you know any f***ing thing?

I've never seen like this before.

Uncle, that's not even your house.

Why are you so serious?

Uncle, about the job...

You told me that he is not your close relative.

- What do you want, ma'am?

- Mix with coke.

One shot of Vodka, sir.

Here's lighter.

Do you remember me? I'm Mark.

You've ever borrowed my lighter.

I'm Christ.

Here's lighter.

I'm quit smoking.

Why did you stop?

I'm not in a mood to smoke.

Did your father ask you to stop?

Father is dead.

Did you scold at me?

No, I'm not.

My dad is really dead.

I sympathize with you.

Did you come here alone?

Yes, I'm alone.

And you?

- I'm waiting for...

- Christ.

Did you understand? You're looked confusing.

Ake, this is Mark.

Ake, this is Mark.

Doin? Doin for long time.

I told me him that I want to stay longer.

But he want to go now.

- Are you going?

- Take your time.

Meet me after the pub closed, bastard.

Mark..

Did you forget something?

No, I didn't.

Thanks.

See you again.

See you.

Mark.

Did you forget something?

Who is the client?

I don't know. I got it from other place.

What's wrong?

I know the girl in these pics.

Close friend?

No.

Then you don't have to worry about.

Be professional.

I can't do this job, uncle.

If you can't...

the others will do.

What is your decision.

Could you find out who is the client for this job?

Who the hell will tell.

Can you do this for me, please.

Find out for me.

Okay, I'll do it for you.

"Tee".

Client is a woman named "Madame Heng".

She is the owner of "Bobae market".

The girl is having an affair with her husband.

She's not a good girl.

You should do it sooner or rather.

Although, I am a normal person.

But I'm a professional killer.

Professionals must follow the order.

Not follow the feeling.

But after this...

You can call me "amateur".

I'll accept it.

Bro, the shop is closing.

Do you need my assistance, idiot?

Why did you tell me?

If I didn't tell you, how did you know?

Give me one more.

You've just said that before.

This is the last.

I want like that also.

Sorry, Ma'am.

Why did you just walk, idiot?

Mark.

Do you remember my name?

Do you remember Ake?

Yes I do.

He's dead.

He died in my house.

It's good that he died.

Good that he died?

Yes, it's good that he died.

Because, if he didn't.

I would not know that he has wive.

F***ing sh*t.

How rude are you.

Are all men the same?

What do you mean by "the same"?

Liar.

Cheater.

Do everything for...

Sex.

Every men aren't like that.

I don't think men are serious about love.

From now on.

I'll think like men.

How will you think like men?

Think only sex.

Forget about love.

Can you relax a bit?

F***ing relax for what?

No love, no pain.

A woman think like a man.

I don't think it is a good idea.

Why?

Sex is for men only?

- It's not like that.

- Then what?

Just have sex and end up with the same pleasure.

Yes, it's the same.

When women think only sex...

- It'll be.

- What will she be?

Whore.

Double standard.

Then what if I am a whore?

Men would not have sex with me?

F***ing sure they will.

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