Savage Love Page #2

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you'll get the chance to get to know

her and she will welcome you, too.

Now, for our ladies we

prepared this great champagne

and for your gentlemen we have lots of beer,

liquor shots and other delicious drinks.

On top of that we also have

another highlight for all men.

Who wants can get a goodie bag.

it's for free!

But unfortunately the

ladies are left empty handed.

I'm sorry.

- Yes please?

- What's in a goodie bag?

Penicillin, LSD, Speed, Crack and

Crack?

THB and much more.

A little something for every taste.

Oh wow,

that's what I call tolerant!

Well.

Well, long stow short.

I wish you all a prickling

and a heady night.

And around midnight there will be

served a delicious chili con came.

It's getting better and better.

What was wrong with that midget?

OK, hurry then to get changed.

Yeah?

Let's meet in half an hour at the bar.

Next to the main room.

OK, in half an hour at the bar.

But don't fall asleep, OK?

Yeah, alright.

I can't sleep With all that club noise.

Alrighty!

How would you like it?

You should know that I will

fulfill all your needs.

Pm absolutely without tabu.

Mistress!

I'm impressed.

I'll just take things as they come.

I'll get through it.

I'm ready for everything.

Then you' get a nasty surprise!

Let's go, baby! Here I come!

I'm ready for you. Let's rock'n'roll!

Yes!

And?

Do you like it?

Or do you like it?

OK!

I'll just stay how I am.

If you show up outside there,

I won't know you then, OK?

Geez, what's wrong with you again?

What the hell, dude?'

Don't you like the girls here?

Great party, dude!

Awesome!

Come on smell it, horny p*ssy.

Hey, what's happening?

Huh? Pussies! F***in'!

Drugs and party!

It's all inclusive. Not only warming

up here, guy. Look at that!

I'll be right back.

Man, hey.

Oh, wait, he he!

Fire!

Ev, love,

what would you like to drink?

Just something.

I don't care.

We have a lot of that, darling.

You have to be a bit more precise.

Or I will serve you a bit of

my natural champagne.

Whiskey, shaken.

On it's way, Mr Bond.

This colors!

Let me guess.

You inhaled that goodie

bag quite fast.

Oh f***.

OK, let's make a deal.

Let yourself lock up in one of

those mistress' cages to sober up.

You won't make any silly things then.

As promised, here I am.

We didn't introduce ourselves yet.

I'm...

your mistress Eve.

Marc, Marc. Nu.

Alright, my dear Marc,

I want you to follow your mistress

and serve her devotedly.

The barriers of pain,

lust and passion

will merge for you.

Hey Eve.

He is not Adam.

You don't have to seduce him.

It's enough for him when

someone sits while peeing.

Oh that what you experience here

isn't anything like cuddle sex.

No.

Here on this event...

...all of you men will experience

what it means to meet paradise.

We all here are...

...without tabu's!

Okay!

Okay!

Oh my God, you poor thing.

Are you here all alone?

No one is taking care of you?

I'm sure...

...you need a special treatment!

I'm lady Cynthia.

Actually...

Do you actually know what I'll

do with people who are insecure?

No.

I'll undress you

by every trick In the book.

Until from head to toe, until

your lights will turn off.

You'll go home and cry

like a little baby.

I'll be back in 5 minutes.

Apple.

Eva, Adam.

Your... Your... mate has has the right

touch... your mate. Banging... Sh*t!

He's totally high.

He's always lucky!

It seems like it's a motherly

protective instinct. That's all.

I reckon your jealousy

is speaking.

I mean I mean there are

enough chicks for everyone.

I mean I mean my

name is Johannes.

And you?

Lucas.

My name is Thomas

b... b.. big...

boo... b*obs!

She has big b*obs!

What's wrong with him?

Well, I like electro shocks.

And also is beloved my disease,

my Tourette.

- Ah OK. Great.

- And what do you like?

That's all none of your business.

Well, well as you like. I'll check out

the chicks and have a little fun.

What's wrong, dude?

Thomas talks a bit too much

and he's under pressure.

But I mean we're all here

In the same boat, you know.

Hey, everyone has addictions.

That's why we have to stick together.

Out there are enough retards

who think we're perverted pigs.

You name it.

I mean I can't mean it all well.

OK.

I'm Lukas.

Now listen, you freak.

I'm not your friend

and I'm absolutely not interested

in your dirty business or what

you and your retard friends are.

"I mean", OK?

And don't sound like a broken record!

Now, piss off and don't bother me!

I just mean to

Go away, get wasted!

Yeah you get off my back, too!

F***!

Yeah f***, you too!

If you can f***...

Any problems?

No. I just don't feel like

talking to those retards...

...who are struggling

with their own social competences.

You seem to be unhappy.

Don't you like our mace?

Sure, sure. It's alright!

But all this is quite a

f***ed up freak show, huh?

What did you expect?

Do you like me?

Well, actually a real clear yes.

You see.

What would you think If I would

get with my hand in your pants

and get you all hot and horny

until you're getting dizzy and then...

In ten minutes there's

shift changeover.

My room number is 13.

Bad Adolf! Bad Adolf!

Bad Adolf!

Bad Adolf! Bad Adolf!

Bad Adolf! Bad Adolf!

- Bad Adolf!

- Give me your juice!

- Bad Adolf!

- Give me your juice!

Deeper! Deeper!

Deepen

Paw! Other one!

Other one!

Other one!

Sit! Sit!

Faster!

Up! Paw!

On your knees! Sit!

Down!

What means paw?

Sit! All the way down!

Sit! Faster!

Ah, yummy. yummy!

Give it to me, you pig!

What are you laughing about?

Your tits,

why do you have so many?

It's about time that

I stuff your mouth!

I can't hold myself back,

you're so bad looking.

I'll wipe that smile

right off your face!

Oh, very nice.

Imagine

- ... that chick I mean

- OK, shut up!

Don't tell me a thing.

You're absolutely stoned

and puked on her.

Yes, Did you see it?

You have puke on your chin.

I just have to combine all details.

- Sh*t.

- Wait a second.

Wipe that off your face!

Better?

No, not really.

There's still something in your nose.

But now, right?

Ah, just forget it.

And?

How was it for you?

Or

are you still searching?

No, no everything's alright.

I had my fun.

But somehow ah these people

are weird, don't you think?

Yes...

But I don't really know if I

should stay here tonight.

Nah, we can't drive back tonight.

It's a long way.

And I'm still hammered.

You're right.

Maybe it's better if you're puking

your ass off here than in my car.

Well

Now, listen carefully!

Sorry.

OK.

I'm all ears.

You're one bad f***er.

You're dumb.

You're not pretty.

And the worst

you have a little dick.

Come on, who gives you the right

to puke at me?

You see

your also not the smartest.

And not the prettiest.

- Seven tits are maybe a bit too

- OK, OK. This guy is absolutely stoned.

I'm sorry.

- OK.

- No worries.

Just don't cross my

way anymore, OK?

No problem.

What's wrong with you, guys?

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