Savage Love Page #3

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What are you up to, man?

Happy birthday dude!

What's up?

Come on!

Wrong room.

Sh*t!

Ah! That's all you can?

Do you have any explanation

for this sh*t here?

Yeah, I have.

You, you, you, I'm curious.

This is just the beginning.

Nonsense. None of these

insects is alive anymore.

OK, I would say

we should get going.

Devil may ca re.

Yeah.

I agree.

Why didn't you become an ugly zombie?

You are obsessed too!

Could all of you have a look outside,

so that you can change your plans.

Sh*t, man!

Holy sh*t!

Eh, sh*t, yes but not really holy.

What the hell is going on?

Yeah, that's more precise.

What the hell!

Well, tomorrow I'll have a

barbecue at the Mount Everest!

Be precise!

At the beginning, this attractive

lady that owns the bar.

- Yes.

- Yes.

That's the whore "Babylon".

The mother of all whores.

She's mentioned in the revelations

of the canonian scripture.

Revelation?

chapter 17, line 4 to 6.

"And I saw the woman dressed in

crimson and in scarlet. "

"and covered In gold,

gemstones and pearls. "

"and in her hands she is

holding a golden bowl. "

"full of atrocity and her

filthiness of her harlotry. "

"And on her forehead

was written her name!"

"Babylon. "

"Mother of prostitution and

all atrocity on earth!"

"And I saw her drinking

the saints' blood"

"and of Jesus' witnesses"

"and I was injured, as I saw her. "

In the apocryphal gospel she is

also mentioned as Satan's daughter

In those gospels they focus on her

in one whole chapter.

And later on there was even

pubiished a book about her.

Which unfortunately was burned.

And,

which Apocrypha is

supposed to be the one?

The Gospel according to Jesus.

Huh?

Why should be a Gospel according

to Jesus be apocryphal?

I mean if it was by Jesus himself then it

should be the end-all for" the church.

Not really.

In this Gospel are passages

which the church doesn't like.

And due to that it was

seen as heretical,

and was threaded.

And where did they get if from?

Yeah, also the library of the Vatican

has It's weaknesses.

And I've

read it a million times.

At my researches

I found out about the disappearance

of many farmers In 1539.

After the killed a

woman in self-justice.

And since this day

over 600 people disappeared

at this place.

And now tell me

what did they have in common?

- Absolutely no idea.

- No clue.

Also you that you're standing here

Yeah, what about?

A holy name.

My child, what's your name?

Eva.

Hey Eva.

Eve?

That's that b*tch who seduced Adam!

She's the reason why you got

kicked out of paradise.

Blah, blah shut your [Moody mouth.

No, that's not a holy name.

She made a pact with the devil.

OK, listen, my love.

You are close to making a pact with my

fist which I will stick up your ass.

Do you understand,

you little prick?

- Lucas.

- Markus.

Johannes.

T... T... T... Thomas.

Jacob.

Andreas.

I am Muslim and my name is Mehmed.

I don't think this is a holy

name, you disbelievers!

That's right, it's a holy name but

how did you get here?

A friend of mine got sick

and gave me his ticket.

what does all this mean?

Referring to the tradition

666 human children have

to be sacrificed

their blood has to be collected

and they have to have a holy name.

And all of you

have holy names.

Except Mehmed.

Oh-oh, there is a gathering

of those creatures.

They will get in here

and tear us apart.

Don't be afraid.

I have good news and bad news.

The good one first, please!

I'm a positive thinking person.

Due to your drug consumption you won't be

able to remember more than one sentence.

Yeah, gimme a blow job.

You're not allowed to enter.

I put a spell on this

house with holy water.

Not a bad Idea.

We won't get out of here.

Well, only til the holy water line.

I think I think we're in deep sh*t.

True.

Where is that Babylonian c*nt?

- Yeah!

- Yes.

Get out and give me what is mine!

You can't stop me anyway!

- Go home, b*tch!

- Sh*t, man!

What shall we do now?

Seems to be a ritual or something.

I reckon there are more

than a hundred of them.

We have to get out and count them.

Huh, how do you think

this will work out?

Do you want to invite

each single one of them?

Asking them for age,

confession and residence?

OK. How much ammo

do you have?

More than enough.

Come on.

Marc, get a pen and a piece of paper.

That dude out there

miscounts all the time.

Your holy water spell is safe,

for sure?

Sure sure it's safe.

Except someone of

us gets killed.

OK, well let's get going.

Good evening, dear Lady Nadia.

Actually I'm enjoying this evening.

Pretty women.

Many perverted

sexual orientations.

And when your girls wouldn't

have been to dominant in some cases

then we would have driven

back home in peace and

this evening now would be

a nice memory. But no,

Instead of that your

chicks transform into ugly

grotesque faces and behave

like a piece of sh*t!

What kind of a human are you?

Oh, he wants his money back.

Me too.

I can even give you change.

I also want to count you all.

Well, I would suggest

In order to make my work easier that you

line up here in front of me in

groups of ten people.

I guess the minority carries their

passports and ID cards with them.

Tell all the people they have to get

outside so that I can drink their blood.

Yeah, and tomorrow we'll open up

a store at the North pole, right?

You and your crew, how should

I describe it, showed off quite a bit.

But I have to tell you that

I can do many fantastic things.

I can iron with

my bare hands.

And if I order a burger at Sabu's,

I'll get It.

You dare questioning

my intelligence.

Smart.

Who's the president

of the United States?

Saddam Hussein.

Nearly right.

But sadly wrong.

Saddam should be visiting

your father right now

because I sticked his ass

up into some bad sh*t.

Don't you all understand this?

OK, I understand.

We just don't have the same vibe.

Marc, give me the paper.

Pleas.

One.

I need a pill!

It's handy.

Yeah, but the ammo should

be enough for all of us.

How can we kill that bunch

of people out there?

If there are exactly 660

creatures out there

and except from Mehmed and Eve

we're the only six people left

then referring to the revelation the

last ritual will be right at this place.

Where Lucifer's corpse is buried.

And the blood of all the victims.

Yeah but what will happen to me?

I don't have anything to do with all this!

Here! I mean my name isn't even holy!

I can go, or not?

- Get lost, man!

- Yeah.

Truly,

your blood is useless to them.

But were you attacked by these

creatures in this house, my friend?

No man. When my chick transformed into

that creature, I fed her with booom booom

sticked it up her mouth and

then it was good again.

Yeah, and on the hallways?

I don't know, man.

It was all so crowded,

I saw claws

snarling and I just boom boom.

Just into their faces because

they're so f***ing ugly!

Yeah, but you know what?

Ey, one of us can get help?

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