Savage Love Page #4

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- Sure, I'll do so.

- Yeah, I'll get my uncles

my brothers, my cousins and the we can make

kebabs out of these ugly chicks or condoms.

- Mehmed! Mehmed!

- He!

Leave this holy place.

I'm sick of all that sh*t.

I give up!

- I'll go out there and get help! Yup!

- Mehmed.

Mehmed! Mehmed! Mehmed!

Mehmed! Mehmed!

What do you want here?

I'll leave now. I don't have a holy

name, there for they'll keep me alone.

If not?

Shoot me a way.

I'm sick of these bastards, man!

They just want the

mood for their ritual.

Hey, chica.

Pm Muslim.

Mehmed.

No holy name!

You won't need me.

I'll leave. OK?

Geez.

See, see they're not interested in me!

OK?

Hey, get lost!

Why did you agreed to that?

Mehmed, you retard.

What's wrong?

He has a second name.

Yusuf.

Yeah, and?

Yusuf means Joseph!

And Joseph is a holy name!

We have to look for

Lucifer's remains.

And for the blood of all the others.

And for Lucifer's heart!

This is an old building.

With lots and lots and lots

and lots of cellar vaults.

Wait a second. Shouldn't we wait until

Lucas has counted the creatures outside?

Wait, wait.

Where is Eva, this c*nt?

She left to get some booze.

Lucas!

How many are there already?

F***!

I'll have a look upstairs.

I'll check the rooms.

Thomas.

Johannes.

We'll check the basement.

And if some of these creatures

are still alive in total of half

Then, I will cut them in squares.

Switching off their light is enough.

OK, let's go.

Give us the strength.

Dear Lady Nadia.

You are one sly of an old dog!

How do we get you killed?

Sh*t.

Holy crap!

Holy sh*t.

Luckily, I didn't see any of that.

Yeah.

Strike, strike!

OK, OK, OK.

Yeah, old sucker.

Pumpkin!

You, it's not the right

Yes.

Yeah, of course.

They're sound asleep.

Yeah, sure.

Pancakes with blueberries.

I know

with a bit of syrup.

Tomorrow morning at 8 a. m.

Yeah, yes, alright.

Don't get worried.

Sure, alright.

You, Sweety

It's not the best timing.

The milk gets burned.

No one disturbs me

when little mouse Is calling!

Pumpkin

What happened to him?

Wrong timing. I wanted to F***!

Tit.

He slipped and fell into

the corpses trash.

I can smell that.

Who of you has eaten some of that chili?

Huh?

Me.

Me, too. Why?

Don't make it more thrilling

than it is anyway.

Alright.

That was no authentic

chili con carne.

Not that the chili was

wrong or anything

What the hell is going on?

Was it poisoned?

No no,

I can exclude that.

You know once I was working for the local

authority and I was responsible for

food safety restrictions

in a few restaurants. OK?

- Get to the point!

- There is a so called minced

meat prescription.

Go on, go on.

That was not really maintained.

Yeah, it wasn't also maintained

for those freaks. I mean

do we get sick now, do we get the

shits, the runs or something?

Perhaps.

That was

human esh!

There must be someone hidden!

Let loose, man!

Break her down, that c*nt!

Was that it?

Yes, she fell asleep.

Such a beast!

Tell me

what happened out there, actually?

No idea! That critter just went mad!

I didn't assume that in those weird

goodie bags were, ehm,

LSD pills or something!

You

We have to stick together.

I'll get you, you midget!

Ah, Insane!

We prepared something.

Very nice!

Thank you.

Hey, sh*t.

Yes!

- Let's go!

- Yes

Keep it under control!

Guys, was was epic, so epic!

I'm proud. I mean

I mean it's enough.

Well, what do you think, what I mean,

who I mean that I meant exactly

what I never said.

What does he want to say?

Forget it.

Hey

what's wrong?

Thanks for being reborn!

Father.

Beloved father.

This dumb ass suppose

to be the devil?

At least the little version of It.

Hey, I'm the mother of all whores.

That's that Babylon chick.

As if she has 7 heads

like the revelation says.

Seven tits!

And I had sex with that c*nt!

No, Marc,

you just puked at her.

Ah, do I get it right?

Father, mother, daughter.

Right.

No prick believes that.

Yes, sure.

How can such a midget

produce such a giant child?

You don't understand!

The devil has chosen a different body.

The clever whale.

My dear lady,

How can we agree

to each other?

That plan with my stinky mutant

goths didn't work out.

And please, don't bore me with our

blood victims or something like that.

I will do mine and these, too.

Just to make that clear.

It will be an honor for me

to kill you myself.

Yeah, sure.

Normal, we're making

holiday on the moon.

But that prick is stubborn

like a donkey, right?

No, wrinkly witch, what's up?

We already eliminated about 660.

That was hard work.

I'm so tired. I need to take a shower

and some rest.

We couldn't find

Lucifer's heart.

But we got the others' blood.

I mean they were even so kind

and put numbers on the bottles.

Would we have known it earlier

then I would have saved

Marc and Lucas lots of work

and myself some ammo, right?

No, you can't do that!

It's that easy to kill them?

No invincibility,

no agonizing fights or so?

No massive explosion, no end

of the world, no apocalypse?

- Seems like it.

- It looks like.

It looks like.

Dead!

Tits!

God's children

leave this filthy place.

I will scatter her ashes in the wind.

Go!

Go away now!

Bye-bye!

The animal

I've seen has been and

is no more.

But will be back from the abyss.

And will go to hell.

And all these

will be wondering

who live on earth and whose names

are not written in this book of life!

From world's beginning

And they will see the animal

that has been

and not is

and will be there for good.

- You b*tch!

- You prick!

F***. F***. Sh*t.

Sh*t. F***. F***.

F***. Sh*t.

Pumpkin pie!

Yes.

I'm thirsty as hell.

I get me something to drink.

Princess.

I know you already.

Interested in a hot

bloody sausage?

Where did you come from,

you perverted pig?

Come on, don't be such a p*ssy.

Don't you have enough?

You want it, too.

Listen, you prick!

I'm sure you like that?

You motherf***er!

I'm sure you like that.

Or you need a fill?

Yes? You want, you want?

Sure, sure. I want to say yes.

It's good.

I have enough.

Maybe next time.

Help!

Lucas.

You won't believe what

just happened to me.

OK. OK. I believe you.

I need to tell you something.

Well than, tell me.

I think I'm in love.

Where?

- In that woman!

- Nice.

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