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00:01,000 -- 00:00:04,000Subtitle submitted by Gagat
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Corrected & improved by Kk.False
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01:29,812 -- 00:01:43,512j& unlock my body and move myself to dance j&
j& moving warm liquid, j&
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01:43,514 -- 00:01:45,6794
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01:45,681 -- 00:01:48,213j& classical music blasting j&
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01:48,215 -- 00:01:53,713j& masks the ringing in my ears j&
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01:53,715 -- 00:01:56,981j& I miss the innocence j&
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01:56,983 -- 00:01:59,514j& I've known j&
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01:59,516 -- 00:02:01,682j& (ooh, yeah) j&
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02:01,684 -- 00:02:03,615j& Playing kiss covers, j&
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02:15,052 -- 00:02:17,584j& (Ooh, yeah) j&
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02:23,053 -- 00:02:25,018j& (Ooh, ooh) j&
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02:25,020 -- 00:02:26,952j& (ooh, ooh) j&
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02:26,954 -- 00:02:30,885j& (ooh, ooh, yeah) j&
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02:37,422 -- 00:02:42,417- Really?
- What? I'm just gonna do 'em
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02:54,890 -- 00:02:56,022there. Really?
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02:56,024 -- 00:02:57,756He has a dishwasher.
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02:57,758 -- 00:02:58,622There's like, half a tomato
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02:58,624 -- 00:02:59,989on that plate.
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02:59,991 -- 00:03:01,523Right here, this guy?
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03:01,525 -- 00:03:02,623Oh...
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03:02,625 -- 00:03:06,523Mmm, not anymore.
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03:06,525 -- 00:03:07,623It's from like, an hour ago,
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03:07,625 -- 00:03:09,224I swear.
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03:09,226 -- 00:03:10,457What about this?
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03:10,459 -- 00:03:11,924Oh, keeper, for sure.
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03:11,926 -- 00:03:13,324Really, this is ugly.
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03:13,326 -- 00:03:14,458No. Yeah.
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03:14,460 -- 00:03:15,458Yeah, and it makes me look
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03:15,460 -- 00:03:17,091pregnant when I wear it.
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03:17,093 -- 00:03:18,258You know, I gave that to you
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03:18,260 -- 00:03:18,925for your birthday.
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03:18,927 -- 00:03:21,29234
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03:21,294 -- 00:03:24,726very... practical.
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03:24,728 -- 00:03:33,727Jeez, take forever, Kevin.
I've been waiting for this ring for years!
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03:33,729 -- 00:03:34,727Come on, what do you
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03:34,729 -- 00:03:38,994really think, dude?
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03:38,996 -- 00:03:41,294Very ordinary ring.
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03:41,296 -- 00:03:42,129Where are the stickers that
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03:42,131 -- 00:03:43,329came with it?
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03:43,331 -- 00:03:44,396Just kidding.
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03:44,398 -- 00:03:45,695Look, if she says yes--
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03:45,697 -- 00:03:46,696- ishe says yes? We're not
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03:46,698 -- 00:03:47,829going to do like, a dual
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03:47,831 -- 00:03:49,462wedding-- iwhen/i she says yes.
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03:49,464 -- 00:03:50,295Come on, dude, just get
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03:50,297 -- 00:03:51,596up here, okay?
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03:51,598 -- 00:03:56,163Help me out?
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03:56,165 -- 00:03:57,196This is light.
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03:57,198 -- 00:03:58,131She's not gonna-- don't even
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03:58,133 -- 00:03:59,398think about it, man.
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03:59,400 -- 00:04:00,897Look, when are you gonna
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04:00,899 -- 00:04:02,431propose? What?
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04:02,433 -- 00:04:03,197Tonight?
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04:03,199 -- 00:04:04,032Are you gonna propose tonight?
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04:04,034 -- 00:04:04,698No.
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04:04,700 -- 00:04:05,865I mean, I was.
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04:05,867 -- 00:04:06,865I just didn't-- you know,
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04:06,867 -- 00:04:07,865she's moving in, I didn't want
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04:07,867 -- 00:04:09,365to give her...
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04:09,367 -- 00:04:11,132Are you f***ing with me, dude?
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04:12,834 -- 00:04:13,499You're gonna move in
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04:13,501 -- 00:04:14,466together, you're gonna learn all
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04:14,468 -- 00:04:16,099these awesome things about being
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04:16,101 -- 00:04:17,099in a long-term relationship,
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04:17,101 -- 00:04:18,299which, you know, you can't even
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04:18,301 -- 00:04:19,533comprehend because you've never
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04:19,535 -- 00:04:20,733done it before.
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04:20,735 -- 00:04:21,733And then you're going to get
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04:21,735 -- 00:04:24,401married and have one kid,
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04:24,403 -- 00:04:25,567but it's gonna turn out to be
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04:25,569 -- 00:04:26,634septuplets.
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04:26,636 -- 00:04:28,968I'm gonna miss that couch.
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04:28,970 -- 00:04:29,801You realize if we unpack
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04:29,803 -- 00:04:30,468everything right now,
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04:30,470 -- 00:04:31,301you're gonna have to do
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04:31,303 -- 00:04:32,702the dishes.
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04:32,704 -- 00:04:34,702It's the good stuff.
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04:34,704 -- 00:04:36,269Yeah, I don't f*** around.
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04:36,271 -- 00:04:38,236Now we know.
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04:39,904 -- 00:04:41,703at sex as Beth is at sex.
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04:41,705 -- 00:04:42,703Oh, come on, man, I don't
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04:42,705 -- 00:04:43,703want to know your brain has
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04:43,705 -- 00:04:44,437thoughts like that.
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04:44,439 -- 00:04:45,137You don't think about
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04:45,139 -- 00:04:46,237that stuff?
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04:46,239 -- 00:04:47,504They're sisters.
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04:47,506 -- 00:04:48,504I have an idea.
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04:48,506 -- 00:04:49,470We're not switching.
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04:49,472 -- 00:04:51,971What if you proposed to her
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04:51,973 -- 00:04:53,338after our show?
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04:53,340 -- 00:04:54,004You know, like,
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04:54,006 -- 00:04:54,904during the encore.
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04:54,906 -- 00:04:55,738That would be such a
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04:55,740 -- 00:04:57,738douchebag thing to do, man.
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04:58,740 -- 00:04:59,571100
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04:59,573 -- 00:05:00,239be there.
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05:00,241 -- 00:05:00,972It'd be the perfect
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05:00,974 -- 00:05:01,972engagement party.
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05:01,974 -- 00:05:03,305That'd be cool.
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05:03,307 -- 00:05:04,305Lube on your books.
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05:04,307 -- 00:05:05,140You know what?
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05:05,142 -- 00:05:06,306That would be cool.
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05:06,308 -- 00:05:07,773You think... she's gonna
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05:07,775 -- 00:05:08,573f***ing hate me.
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05:08,575 -- 00:05:09,440Dude, do you think
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05:09,442 -- 00:05:11,173she's gonna say yes?
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05:11,175 -- 00:05:12,907I mean, she's moving in.
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05:16,976 -- 00:05:18,207It's a sign.
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05:18,209 -- 00:05:19,941It's a sign, Beth.
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05:19,943 -- 00:05:22,741Seriously.
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05:24,711 -- 00:05:26,809Yeah.
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05:26,811 -- 00:05:27,809...You know, when Andrew and I
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05:27,811 -- 00:05:28,909first moved in together,
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05:28,911 -- 00:05:31,176our first night, we had sex in
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05:31,178 -- 00:05:32,843every room in the apartment.
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05:32,845 -- 00:05:33,777Wow.
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