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That is so crazy-cliche,

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I can't even handle it.

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No, I'm just, I'm just saying

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that's another plus side to

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moving in together: More sex.

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Got it, the problem is that

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I'm saving myself for marriage,

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so it doesn't apply.

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I thought you don't believe

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in marriage... I don't,

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so I'm going to die a virg.

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Straight up.

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I swear we're not related.

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Andrew!

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Hello there, sorry.

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I didn't mean to yell.

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This is heavy, so...

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Okay, ready, got it?

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Watch it.

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Oh, yeah,

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really heavy.

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All right, tough guy.

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j& oh... j&

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j& Ah, ah j&

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j& Lovin' you, baby, j&

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j& when you're holding me, baby j&

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j& I... j&

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I'm gonna be a really

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bad roommate.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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Care to explain yourself?

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I just forget to put the milk

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away all the time, when I go

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to work.

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It's fine, like, in the winter,

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but in the summertime, it's--

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the whole is gonna smell

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really sour-y and milky.

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It's gross.

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- Yeah? Mm-hmm.

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And, like, every available

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surface, I'll find a way to put,

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like, a-- leave a coffee mug

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on it.

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You know, with, like, this much

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coffee left in it.

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- That's totally cool, 'cause--

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- it's annoying.

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It's not, 'cause I only drink

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this much coffee.

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I wouldn't drink it.

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Oh, and I go grocery shopping

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when I'm really hungry.

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That's a bad thing, you know,

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that's-- you're not supposed to

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do that, right, 'cause you spend

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way too much money.

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I shop when I'm hungry.

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No, I spend way too much

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money and then you'll

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come home, right? Mm-hmm.

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And it's gonna be like,

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a house full of groceries and

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then I'm gonna say I really

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wanna eat out.

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You're laughing now.

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Oh, and if you see like, a piece

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of paper or like an envelope or

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something with a drawing on it

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that I've done, you might think

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that that's okay To throw away

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'cause it's just on a scrap of

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paper, but it's probably the

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most important drawing I've ever

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done in my whole life.

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I'm gonna be really, really,

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really pissed if you throw

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it out-- so don't do that.

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I won't do it.

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Really, though.

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I know about this already.

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I don't care.

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Well, you don't know that I

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fart all the time.

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'Cause I do.

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That's so crazy

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'cause I fart all the time.

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Not more than me.

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I fart constantly.

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It's like I don't even know a

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time when I'm not farting.

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I'm farting right now.

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You're just saying

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that to be nice.

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Just wait.

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This is really gonna be bad,

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bud.

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I love you so much.

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j& no more bad j&

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j& dreams, baby j&

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I'm gonna be a really

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j& no more afraid to open j&

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j& the door and let you in j&

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Roommates.

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I like it.

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Roommates.

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j& lovin' you, baby... j&

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Did you come?

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Come on, come on, babe.

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You're so awesome.

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You are so f***ing beautiful.

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Shh...

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You're so beautiful.

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Shh, shh, shh.

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I love you.

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I'm so happy.

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You're so... mm.

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So awesome.

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I love you so much. Shh!

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I love you! No.

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