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Subtitle submitted by Gagat

Improved by zamfiroiu Gilbert

Corrected & improved by Kk.False

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j& unlock my body and move myself to dance j&

j& moving warm liquid, j&

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j& flowing, blowing glass j&

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j& classical music blasting j&

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j& masks the ringing in my ears j&

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j& I miss the innocence j&

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j& I've known j&

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j& (ooh, yeah) j&

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j& Playing kiss covers, j&

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j& beautiful and stoned j&

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j& (Ooh, yeah) j&

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j& (Ooh, ooh) j&

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j& (ooh, ooh) j&

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j& (ooh, ooh, yeah) j&

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- Really?

- What? I'm just gonna do 'em

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there. Really?

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He has a dishwasher.

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There's like, half a tomato

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on that plate.

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Right here, this guy?

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Oh...

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Mmm, not anymore.

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It's from like, an hour ago,

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I swear.

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What about this?

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Oh, keeper, for sure.

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Really, this is ugly.

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No. Yeah.

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Yeah, and it makes me look

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pregnant when I wear it.

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You know, I gave that to you

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for your birthday.

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God, this whole thing feels

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very... practical.

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Jeez, take forever, Kevin.

I've been waiting for this ring for years!

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Come on, what do you

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really think, dude?

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Very ordinary ring.

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Where are the stickers that

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came with it?

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Just kidding.

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Look, if she says yes--

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- ishe says yes? We're not

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going to do like, a dual

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wedding-- iwhen/i she says yes.

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Come on, dude, just get

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up here, okay?

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Help me out?

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This is light.

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She's not gonna-- don't even

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think about it, man.

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Look, when are you gonna

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propose? What?

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Tonight?

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Are you gonna propose tonight?

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No.

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I mean, I was.

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I just didn't-- you know,

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she's moving in, I didn't want

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to give her...

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Are you f***ing with me, dude?

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I'm gonna Twist it off.

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You're gonna move in

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together, you're gonna learn all

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these awesome things about being

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in a long-term relationship,

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which, you know, you can't even

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comprehend because you've never

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done it before.

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And then you're going to get

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married and have one kid,

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but it's gonna turn out to be

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septuplets.

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I'm gonna miss that couch.

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You realize if we unpack

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everything right now,

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you're gonna have to do

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the dishes.

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It's the good stuff.

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Yeah, I don't f*** around.

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Now we know.

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I wonder if Sarah is the same

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at sex as Beth is at sex.

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Oh, come on, man, I don't

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want to know your brain has

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thoughts like that.

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You don't think about

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that stuff?

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They're sisters.

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I have an idea.

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We're not switching.

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What if you proposed to her

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after our show?

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You know, like,

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during the encore.

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That would be such a

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douchebag thing to do, man.

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But how amazing would it be?

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All our friends would already

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be there.

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It'd be the perfect

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engagement party.

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That'd be cool.

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Lube on your books.

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You know what?

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That would be cool.

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You think... she's gonna

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f***ing hate me.

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Dude, do you think

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she's gonna say yes?

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I mean, she's moving in.

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It's a sign.

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It's a sign, Beth.

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Seriously.

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Yeah.

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...You know, when Andrew and I

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first moved in together,

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our first night, we had sex in

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every room in the apartment.

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Wow.

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