Saved by the Bell: The College Years Page #2

Well, I don't know Chris,

but I hope you guys

had a good time.

Oh, well, we did.

Catch ya later!

All right,

he is acting really weird.

Now, what is going on?

Well, Alex, I really shouldn't

be the one to tell you this, but...

...that top really doesn't go

with those pants.

Gotta run.

Zack! What are you doin' here?

Well, Screech,

you're goin' off to sea,

and I'll probably never ever

see you alive again.

Zack, I just got off the phone

with my mother.

She says that ocean travel's

perfectly safe.

Screech,

need I remind you of the tragedy

of the S.S. Minnow?

Huh?

Who are ya gonna believe?

Your mom or Gilligan?

Gilligan, of course!

What was I thinking?

Hey, Kelly,

I'm as good as in.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Are you sure?

Well, let's just say

I have a feeling that

somebody's gonna be

dropping out very soon.

Hi, there!

Name's Curtis.

Hi, there.

Zack Morris.

I see you've met Kelly...

my girlfriend.

Yes.

We've been talking

about the trip.

Yeah, Curtis' cabin's

right next to mine.

Isn't that funny?

[unconvincing laugh]

Hysterical.

Okay, everybody,

take your seats.

I'd like to begin this orientation

with a slide presentation

of last year's

Semester on the Sea.

Lights.

[clears throat]

All right, then.

Here we are sailing

through the majestic

and historic

Straights of Gibraltar.

Next stop on our journey, Rome,

where we'll study

ancient architecture and art.

But, it won't be all work.

We'll be having fun

on board, as well.

[laughter]

There's nothing like a refreshing

swim in the Mediterranean...

[laughter]

...and meeting new,

interesting friends.

[laughter]

What is the meaning of this?

The meaning of this

is I'm outta here!

- I'm not going!

- Lights.

All right, everybody,

just take a break

while I go through the

remainder of these slides

and try to figure out

who to fire.

Dean McMann, oh, it's...

...too bad about Screech, huh?

Guess you'll need to find

a replacement.

Don't tell me.

You'd like to fill his spot?

I'm sorry, you can't go.

Why not?

I have the grades, and

Professor Lasky'll recommend me.

Yes, but you don't meet

the character requirements.

[scoffs]

What's wrong with my character?

You don't have any.

That's not fair!

I know.

[chuckles]

It's good to be the dean.

You know, Curtis,

I've been alone on

this ship for two days.

I don't think

I can take it anymore.

But what about your

boyfriend back at the dorm?

What boyfriend?

That blond-haired guy.

Blond-haired guy?

Oh, you mean, um,

what's his name.

- Zeke.

- Right, Zeke.

Ah, don't worry about him.

It's not like we're married.

Ah!

[sighs]

Kelly.

[whispering]

Kelly.

Kelly.

Kelly, wake up.

Listen, I can't let you

go on that trip.

Zack, we've been through this.

I'm sorry you didn't make it in,

but I can't pass it up.

Kelly, I have lost you before.

I don't wanna lose you again.

A lot can happen

in three months.

Like what?

Like you can fall in love with

someone else, and besides,

my name is Zack, not Zeke.

Zack, I think you'd better go back to

bed before you wake up Alex and Leslie.

But, Kelly, I love you.

I don't wanna let you go.

Zack, I love you, too.

But this is a great opportunity,

I have to take it.

[sighs]

Look, everything's gonna

be all right. You'll see.

No. No, it won't.

We have to be together...

...always.

Zack, what do you want from me?

I want you...

...I want you to marry me.

What?!

- What?!

- What?!

Marry you?

Zack, you can't be serious.

Kelly, I have never been more

serious in my whole entire life.

I just can't imagine

living my life without you.

Aw, that is the sweetest thing

I have ever heard.

Kelly,

how can you resist

a proposal like that?

Alex, you stay out of this.

It's none of our business.

Don't you even think about

getting married at your age.

Out.

Yeah, Leslie, out!

But, uh, Alex, you can stay

because you know, Kelly,

she makes a lot of sense.

Out.

Come on.

Now, just let me explain--

Oof!

Just get out... quick.

Zack, look, I know

why you're doing this.

You're just trying to keep me

from going on that trip.

No. No, Kelly, that is not true.

I've known this

was right for years.

I would have asked you

back in kindergarten,

but I still had that thing

for Marcia Brady.

Zack, we are so young.

I mean, what about

our education?

How are we gonna

support ourselves?

Kelly, those are all

good questions,

and to tell you the truth...

...I don't have the

answer to them.

But I do know...

...we can make this work

if we love each other.

[sighs]

I'm gonna need some time

to think about this.

Fine.

Fine, I'll just wait outside.

No, Zack,

I mean real time.

Without you.

You mean, for like,

three months on a ship?

That's right.

I'm sorry, Zack.

I'm sorry, too.

[crying]

In.

Come on, Slater,

you have to deal with this.

What are you doing?

I am not budging until you

promise to talk to Alex.

Fine.

Fine, I'll talk to her.

Okay.

- Tomorrow.

- No!

[struggling]

[screams]

Leslie!

[both]

Hi.

So, now it all becomes clear.

It's just like

Single White Female.

First you become my roommate,

and then you borrow my earrings,

and now you're borrowing

my boyfriend!

That is not true!

Tell her, Slater!

I can't. I never saw

Single White Female.

You can't joke

your way out of this.

You're seeing this little tramp,

aren't you?

He is not! He's seeing

some other little tramp!

[door closes]

Is that true, Slater?

Well, I couldn't help myself.

She knew all about spark plugs.

So do Manny, Moe, and Jack,

are you having affairs

with them, too?

There is no affair, Alex.

The truth is, it's not Christy.

It could have been anybody.

It's our relationship.

It's just not working out.

I'm sorry if I hurt you.

Oh, you haven't hurt me.

In fact, I'm relieved.

I've been meaning

to tell you that...

I've been seeing the captain of

the football team behind your back.

You have?!

No!

Screech, I'm really glad

you reconsidered,

and I apologize for tryin'

to scare you.

Yeah, well, I don't accept.

Here, I even bought you

a little going away present.

Oh, well that I accept.

"100 Ways to Pick Up Girls."

That's just great!

Yeah, I even underlined

a few passages

I thought you might need

some help on.

Um...

Zack...

...the whole book's underlined!

Not chapter 8.

"How to recover from rejection."

- I got that down!

- Yeah.

Have a good trip, Buddy.

Remember, going overseas is

a great opportunity to meet girls.

- Thanks!

- Yeah.

[knocking]

[Kelly]

Zack, can I come in?

Door's open!

Well, I'm leaving now.

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