Saved by the Bell: The College Years Page #3

I'm only gonna be gone

for three months,

and I'll write to you every day.

Oh, great, I can start

a stamp collection.

Zack, do we have to

say goodbye like this?

Pardon me, Kelly,

if I don't feel like going down to

the dock and throwing streamers.

Fine.

Be that way.

But before I go, I just wanna

let you know something...

You're not the only one

who's hurting right now.

So, what do you do

if you lose your passport?

Go to the American Embassy.

Okay, and what do you do if

you lose your traveler's checks?

Call the bank.

And what do you do if you get

a gravy stain on your best shirt?

Gee, I don't know.

Shoot, I'm gonna have

to call my mom, then.

I can't believe

Zack didn't even show up.

Well, we didn't exactly

say goodbye on best terms.

Well, don't let it get you down.

As a student of psychology,

maybe it would help if I explain

why Zack's acting this way.

Please do.

He's a bum.

Anchors aweigh!

Screech, what happened

to your face?

Oh these? These are

called transdermal patches.

They're supposed to

prevent seasickness.

Screech, you're only supposed

to wear one behind the ear.

Those things

are heavily medicated.

Oh.

That would explain why your head

looks like a giant banana squash.

Screech, if you get seasick

this easily,

maybe you shouldn't be

takin' this trip.

I guess you're right.

This is a bad idea.

You make a lot of sense.

Who are you?!

Come on.

I'll drive you home.

Can you drop me off at Zarlock?

It's the twelfth planet

from your Sun.

Bye-bye, Screech.

Bye, Mike.

Well, I guess this is goodbye.

Slater, Alex, look,

I hate to leave seeing

the two of you still fighting.

Slater, look,

I thought about what you said,

and you were right.

We're just too different.

Well, why don't we make a clean

break of it while we're still friends?

It's not your fault

and it's not my fault.

- It is nobody's fault.

- All right.

Actually, it is a little more

Slater's fault than my fault.

Bye, guys.

[announcement]

All ashore that's going ashore!

[Zack]

Kelly!

- Zack?

- I had to say goodbye...

...the right way.

Zack, they're beautiful.

Listen, I'm sorry

I was such a jerk.

You're right.

If we love each other we

can wait a lousy three months.

[announcement] Final call! All

visitors must now leave the ship!

Well, bon voyage.

Have a great time.

Be waiting for you.

Bye, Zack.

[sighs]

Zack, wait.

I-I-I know how hard it was

for you to come and see me off.

And I can think of a hundred

reasons why we shouldn't get married.

I know, Kelly,

we've been all through this.

But my answer's yes.

What?!

I love you and I wanna

marry you now.

Right away.

[ship horn blows]

Kelly,

I have one thing to say to you

and it comes straight from my heart.

- Well, what's that?

- Run!

Oh, yeah!

Slater, Alex, look, I hate

to leave seeing the guys--

[laughter]

Slater, Alex, look, I hate

to leave seeing the--

[laughter]

Kelly!

Zack?

I had to say goodbye

the right way.

Oh, Zack, they're beautiful.

You're right.

[laughter]

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