Saved by the Bell Page #2

Season #2 Episode #9

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I want to go to Stanford.

I wanted to marry Christie

Brinkley, but it didn't happen.

Look, there are lots of

other good colleges.

I'll help you find one.

Believe it or not, there's even

a college out there for Zack.

If I flunk geometry, that's

probably where I'll wind up.

Zack?!

Hey, Jessie. I thought you

were going to Stanford.

I got a C in geometry.

Surf University was the only

place that would take me.

(conch shell trumpets)

Aloha, wahine, mahalo.

What does that mean?

Who cares?

I'm just here to get a tan.

Well, what would you

like to learn today?

- Nothing.

- That's cool.

This is an outrage.

I demand to learn.

Okay, here's today's math lesson.

Sunblock 20 is five better

than sunblock 15.

Zack, you have to help me

get out of here.

Well, you'll have to speak

to the Dean of Students.

Here he comes now.

Surf's up, Zack.

Cowabunga, dudes!

Do the best you can and I'm sure

you'll end up at a good college.

I'm gonna ace that test

no matter what it takes.

Hey girls, great news.

The record company

loves your tape.

- All right!

- But--

they like three other

girl groups, too.

Buns on the Run,

Spiked Earlobes,

- and The Zit Hit Machine.

- The Zit Hit Machine?

Sounds like a break-out group.

What if they don't choose us?

Hey, don't worry. We're going to

make up their minds for them.

How?

You girls are gonna make

a music video.

Wait till they see how great

Hot Sundae looks.

- Who's Hot Sundae?

- You guys are.

- I like it.

- Great!

You guys, I don't know.

I have Dewey's midterm,

a big student council meeting,

and Honor Society all this week.

Oh, come on, Jessie.

You can't let everyone down.

- I don't know.

- We can't do it without you.

We need you, Jessie. Please?

Come on.

- Okay, I'm in.

- All right. Yeah!

- See ya, girls.

- (bell rings)

♪ One, two, three, bend ♪

♪ One, two, three, stretch ♪

♪ One, two, three, bend ♪

♪ One, two, three, stretch ♪

♪ Here's a message

that I'm sending to you ♪

♪ You can do what

you want to do ♪

♪ A little work

never hurt no one ♪

♪ It's the only way

you get things done ♪

♪ Put your mind to it,

go for it ♪

♪ Get down and break a sweat,

rock and roll ♪

♪ You ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Mind to it, go for it,

get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ Rock and roll,

you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ My love is strong

whenever you're around ♪

♪ I walk on air,

I barely touch the ground ♪

♪ And I'm so happy

that you're with me now ♪

♪ You'll never see me

in the lost and found ♪

♪ Put your mind to it, go for it,

get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ Rock and roll,

you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Mind to it, go for it,

get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ Rock and roll,

you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ My love is there for you ♪

♪ The rest is up to you ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Oo-ooh, oo-ooh,

oo-ooh, oo-ooh ♪

♪ Na-na, na, na,

na, na-na, na ♪

♪ I feel so good

whenever you are near ♪

♪ You make my troubles

seem to disappear ♪

♪ You're the one that

I've been searching for ♪

♪ 'Cause everyday

I love you more and more ♪

♪ Put your mind to it, go for it,

get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ Rock and roll,

you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Mind to it, go for it,

get down and break a sweat ♪

♪ Rock and roll,

you ain't seen nothing yet ♪

♪ Get down and go for it! ♪

Jessie, the recording

company loves our video!

- They want to see us perform live.

- Yeah, it's all set.

The producer's coming to The Max

tomorrow night to see you guys.

- Hey, that's great.

- Yeah, we rehearse tonight.

I can't tonight. I have to study.

Tomorrow's the midterm.

Jessie, hey,

I'll sit next to you,

and you can copy off of me.

I may as well take poison now.

Come on.

It won't take that long.

And you're ready

for that test, Jess.

Okay.

I'll rehearse and then

I'll study afterwards.

(bell rings)

There's this quiz in English,

you got a pen I can borrow?

There's one in my book bag.

Help yourself.

What are these doing here?

I believe you were

looking for this.

- Jessie, those pills are dangerous.

- Yeah, well, so is geometry.

You told me you were

gonna stop taking them.

I need them to stay awake

and study, okay?

No, it's not okay.

I'm worried about you.

Give me the pills.

Mind your own business!

Great earrings. Ask me anything

about geometry, I'm ready!

- Jessie, are you all right?

- Great, wonderful, terrific!

Check this out, the square of

the hypotenuse of a right triangle

is equal to the sums of the square

of the other two sides, baby!

- Yeah!

- (bell rings)

Are you sure you don't

want to check this over?

No, Mr. Dewey, I aced it,

I know it. I really studied.

Did you get number six right?

Even I couldn't figure it out.

The square root of AB over two.

Thanks, Jessie.

(bell rings)

Hey, Preppie, you got a minute?

Yeah, make it quick. I gotta head

over to the Max for rehearsals.

My girls are singing tonight.

Come here, man.

Hey, look.

Jessie has a problem.

I think she's taking drugs.

Drugs?

What are you crazy?

She's been taking caffeine pills

to stay up all night cramming.

- I think she's hooked on them.

- Look, they're probably vitamins.

- Jessie's too smart to take drugs.

- Zack!

She's my friend, all right.

I'm not gonna listen to this.

I'm outta here.

♪ Look what you do to me ♪

♪ You got me burning up ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- ♪ Hey, hey ♪

- (crowd cheers)

Ladies, ladies,

you guys are awesome.

Do that tonight,

and we're on our way.

Yeah!

Yeah!

All right, Screech, when

the producer gets here,

make sure he sits right

in front of the stage.

- Got it.

- All right!

- Lisa, you'll bring the costumes.

- I'll pick you up, okay?

Everyone, be here by 7:00.

Jessie, we'll come together.

Okay, hands in a circle for luck.

One, two, three, Hot Sundae!

We'll be great! We'll be awesome!

We'll knock 'em dead, right?

Right?

Yeah!

(knocking on door)

Zack:
Jessie?

Jessie?

Hey, wake up.

Come on,

we've got to go to The Max.

Come on, Jessie.

- Come on.

- Zack?

What time is it?

I have to take my geometry test.

- You already took the test.

- I did?

Yeah. Yeah, it's 6:30.

Come on, we've gotta go.

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