Saving Private Tootsie

Hello audiences. You're now...

...with AT-TEN the show that provides

you with complete entertainment.

The interview today's about

the plane crash tragedy...

...that we heard about.

The people on board...

...and the crew

were rescued right away...

...but there was a special

group of people on board...

Or the group that we call "queers".

They passed the life crisis

from that tragic accident.

How does the story go?

Please welcome them.

How were you involved

in this tragic accident?

Well, I was very sad the time.

Somying invited me for a trip.

I thought travelling

would help me forget...

...but instead I found myself

with another unforgettable event.

The plane crash wasn't a big deal...

...but where it crashed

concerned me the most.

We've a report from an airdrome

control tower...

...that the plane's crashed on the

border our neighboring country.

Is that the fighting area?

Yes, firing has been made legal

to suppress the rebellion...

...and to exterminate

the narcotic organization.

How are we going

to respond to that, sir?

We have coordinated

with the neighboring countries...

...asking for help.

Excuse me, sir.

I must admit that

I was very confused.

It was very dark, but I was conscious

and trying to get out of the plane.

It was covered with smoke

when we got out. Very spooky...

...but when we got out we opened our

big mouths and screamed for help.

Oh! Help! Help me! Help me! Ohh...

I lost my strength,

then someone approached...

...and ask me how

I ended up sitting there.

What are you doing here?

I felt naked and ashamed...

...but why the heck did he ask me

why I was sitting there?

Was he dumb or what?

Sem, are you hurt?

No, Jaew, I am alright.

If you're alright, let's get going.

You go! I am old.

I'm not going anywhere.

If you aren't going,

I'm not going either.

And Chicha, she was drinking

during the whole flight time.

She was still drunk

after the crash.

We're there already? Why the hell

didn't it land smoothly?

Cherry,

hit me with another two drinks.

B*tch! The plane crashed!

Run b*tch! Run!

Move out of my way!

Go the other way!

Go the other way! Damn!

Are you going to sit

on my ass until I'm out of breath?

This way, Cherry. Cherry,

What is going on with Chicha?

Jaew, help me!

He is alright, but drink.

Cherry, Please stop crying.

We have survived, haven't we?

Everyone's fine.

Why are you crying?

No... I was thinking about Sombat.

What the hell!

I've had a boob job! Pretty?

Oh, Sh*t! Bah...

Chok, let go off me.

What the f***

do you think you are doing?

But I'm in love with you.

Love? What the f***!

You're my friend...

...for God's sake!

I really love you.

You old b*tch! Sem...

...sorry, I don't mean to.

No. No. I sad no.

Don't bother me.

I will not go... No...

I'm going now, Sem.

MONG TAI SOLDIER CAMP

Sir, we're found

a crowd of soldiers at crash.

Get rid of them.

No! Don't shoot!

Jaew, wait for me!

Wait for me!

Don't shoot me.

I am fairy.

Help me! Help me!

Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

The government of the neighboring

country is gathering armed forces...

...to search for survivors.

Currently, there are ninety-eight

survivors receiving help.

The rest of the victims

are believed to be dead.

But the bodies

haven't yet been found.

The rescue operation is in progress.

Natchanan Prekpiboon reported

from Mongtai Camp.

It was because you were running as

if you were in a hellhole.

How would I know, sis?

People were shooting like crazy.

Gosh, what a stupid fairy!

Yeah, look who's talking.

Aren't you one of us?

Get real, hon!

I am a woman and you are daisy.

Sure, your kind is what's called

"transformation genes"...

...isn't it ballsy? With the body of

XX genes and the guts of XY genes,

...you have. Why don't you stuff

the ovary inside?

With that you can become

a complete female. Chicha.

That this enough!

Don't you realize that

we're in deep sh*t. Stop bitching!

Well, look at the way

this fruitcake talks to me.

Somying, why don't you be a dear

and go talk to those guys?

Let's take those fags

back to the village.

Maybe we can trade them for some

weapons from the thais.

Don't do it! They would be a burden

and why the hell would...

...the Thai Government trade

valuable weapons for these weirdos.

Just let them die in the forest.

Hello, hello,

Hello, excuse me.

Excuse me. Where we are...

B*tch, we can speak Thai.

Thank goodness you can speak Thai!

So you must be Thai.

Where do live? Never mind,

Where are we?

Could you get us out of here?

If you did,

I would do anything you want.

Oh, right, you guys live

in the big forest, you must be Karen.

We support you guys.

What the hell!

We aren't Karen. We are Shan.

We support the Shan anyway.

We really support both.

Could you get us out of here?

You can just lead me back...

and I will send you the money later.

I promise that I would... Ekk!

Take them back to village.

The Shan soldiers propose that

the Thai Government pick up...

...the survivors at this point...

...then take them to the helicopter

and fly back to Thailand.

We've few options because they're

in the 'free to fire' area.

The chance of encountering

and fighting with the neighboring...

...country is high because they might

think that we're trying to sneak...

...into their lands to communicate

with the Shan.

Because of this, we'd better ask

the Ministry of Foreign Affairs...

...to help in this rescue operation.

Accordingly, there is nothing

we can do...

...but they are Thais

and we must help them.

OK, let's do it, I would like to ask

if you would bring them back.

Yes, sir.

Then take four to five soldiers

with you.

You must enter the military school.

I have a friend who could get you in.

If you do that,

I would give you anything.

You would be restored.

Fine, give me a husband.

Where the hell do you think

you are running to?

Come back!

I want you to study,

so you won't be gay.

OK, that is enough.

You could have killed him!

He is your son no matter what.

This f***ing gay virus.

It must be cured by these feet.

Hey, Tis, how is your wife?

Why are you asking?

Bah, I care about your wife!

Comrades, your duty is to bring

the Thai survivors back home.

You must risk your life for this.

If you do not want

to volunteer, step back!

SHAN VILLAGE:

Look at those things! Look at those!

What is this?

It must be possessed.

Hey, dance well, dance nicely.

Being gay, you must dance beautifully

...or I will shoot the hell out of

your guts. Dance! Dance!

Dance well

and will give you some tips.

Don't itch! Don't itch!

End of round.

Line up for the next round.

First come first served.

Don't snatch.

Look out!

Line up properly!

All of you will get to dance

and watch, don't snatch!

Hey, look, don't snatch,

you will all get a turn!

The hot sister with the red shirt

comes directly from Thailand.

The sister in pink has big b*obs.

The sister in the blue is pretty coy

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