Saving Private Tootsie Page #2

I've to spread my ass dancing till

the sunrise for sure.

Fine! It's better than being tied up.

Hell! Whatever!

Maybe I can have

the foreign beef as a treat!

Chicha, don't ask for too much

beef as they might be horny...

...and you will be in trouble.

Great! I was abstaining

for a couple of days. Stay still...

...mommy will take you out for

a special fighting session tonight!

Your fag instinct is so pouring out.

We fairies must eat men,

mustn't we?

This mama will take

two hard ones today.

Get ready to receive your garland.

Each person will get one.

Each one can give you bliss

and enrapture your mind.

Don't snatch.

Each one of you will get one.

Stop! Calm down,

I asking for a flower.

Maybe next round, this round

I will be dancing. Trust me!

Next round...

You wicked husband!

What is wrong with my peach?

You want the a**hole bad, don't you?

Forgot what you have and going...

...for something new bastard!

Go home now, you son of a b*tch!

Come! Now! Go home! What the hell

is wrong with my hot stuff?

The rest of you just keep dancing.

Don't interfere with them.

That's between husband and wife.

It's none of our business.

Get out, get out!

It's freaking late! Why the f***

do they want us to dance!

Interrogation!

Are you coming out or what?

Yes, sir.

I am sorry sir.

I don't want you. I want this one.

Where's the money?

She's going to be raped for sure.

What do you thinks, Ying?

Where is this place?

Don't know.

What? Where are you going

to interrogate me?

Don't know.

It's late. What do you want from me?

I don't know.

Oh, What's your name?

It's Yao. Hell!

Why are you asking me?

I am the interrogator.

What's your name?

I'm Somchok.

Thai women sure have

sweet-sounding name.

Somchok, right?

Are you cold?

Thanks.

I like you.

Why are you here?

I don't know. I was born with

those damn soldiers shooting my ass.

I'd to move to many places.

I don't know why the f***.

I've to be f***ed all the time.

How unfortunate!

The worse I get is being thrown

out of the house...

...or meeting insincere man.

Bah, Why were you thrown out?

They can't accept who I am.

Why can't they accept you?

I'm a fairy.

Why the hell

do you have to be a fag?

Hey, why are you talking

to me that way?

You're a small crowd like us.

Why are you scolding me?

You're no better.

What in the hell

are you talking about!

You talk as if queers

are a big crowd. Yeah, right!

If you're going to talk this way,

let's fight! Come!

Fine! Come now!

Base! Base!

We've spotted the helicopter

crossing our border.

We've spotted the helicopter

crossing our border.

Send the soldiers

to get rid of them.

Yes, sir.

Report to the headquarter,

report to the headquarter.

We suspect that are communicating

with Shan.

Captain.

OK. To, Noy.

Yes, sir.

Will catch up with you soon, Somchok.

Promise?

Loving while at war! Cherry,

went to get home? Hurry!

Captain!

Go! Run! Go! Hurry up.

Oh, f***!

Pakorn, take everyone and run.

Keeping my heart in the chest,

ought not true love.

Bored with changes,

it does not care and gives no hope.

It's like a person with a body,

but with no soul...

...not looking or listening.

Then you walk in,

coming in the chest.

The chest that is forever closed...

...because of the love

that is cracked...

...forgive the drunken mind.

Come share my weariness.

Come and cheer

this worthless person.

To make sure

that myself has meaning.

Please take care of Somchock.

Tis, send out the news.

We have received our stuff.

Send us the bird

as soon as possible.

"Going Home Call Base".

"Going Home Call Base".

"Going Home Call Base".

"Going Home Call Base".

We're got the merchandise.

Doctor, help us!

Sida. Our son is shot! Sida.

Hey, get the doctor.

Panglong. Panglong.

Panglong, there're people laying

an ambush and shooting.

Thais, they must have betrayed us.

Yes, they're fooling us

into talking them back...

...and now those f***ers

are hitting us from behind!

Tell our new set of comrades that...

...we're going to hunt

those renegades. Go!

He is just like me...

...but it just so happens

he is pretty. I am not pretty.

Damn me!

What a pity that

I was not born pretty!

Captain, take a look at

500 maters ahead, there is a battle.

Take a circuitous route on

the east side and back on the way.

Why the circuitous route?

We're dying just by

walking straight!

We might encounter the Karen.

Aren't they behind?

Those are the Shan.

Then why don't we go West.

We might encounter the Wa.

Why the hell are there so many

terrorist tribes!

Can't they just be friends!

Shut up! Your gay

tribe plays with the a**hole!

I don't belong to those gay tribes

that you're referring to.

Yeah, you're the millennium type,

you're the noble lady.

You're the type with no alliance

at all, in middle of nowhere!

What happened?

No clue!

Bug off!

Could we please stop?

Could we please stop?

Hello, everyone,

could we please stop for a little.

Many of us can't walk any longer.

I can't go on. Oh, no, I am fainting!

Oh! I am fainting.

It hurts badly.

Captain, my leg is hurt.

Sergeant Rueng. I can't go on.

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!

OK, let's rest for 10 minutes.

Hey bro! Before we come...

...Sergeant Rueng beat the sh*t

out of couples like you.

Captain, 5 minutes should be enough.

We've to take it

to the helicopter on time.

Why?

I just gave a 10 minute order.

What is going on with you?

Those people need rest.

Comrades, go check

the road 200 maters ahead of us.

Being a straight man is fine...

why the f***...

If we can't make it to

the helicopter...

...you'll have to be a fairy ghost

guardian in this forest. FAG!

What happened?

I don't know English...

I need a rest when I am tired.

What the f***...

...does it have to do wit being gay?

Their duty

is to lead us back safely.

They must be stressed.

Whatever!

They're probably stressed about us

being flamers.

Queers are foxy with great stuff.

Try our cute hot stuff...

...and you would feel as if you were

in heaven. Try us...

Zip it! I'm nervous.

We'll leave you here alone

if you don't.

OK, if you're going to dump me

for joking around, go ahead.

I'm tired because I'm tired,

not because I'm gay.

I'm also tired because of my human

constitution and why the hell...

...does Sem have to specifically

be exhausted today!

Bah! I know I am old.

But bear in mind that one day

you will be old as well.

How's that? They blame us queer.

It is wrong to be tired

only because we are gay.

They aren't cursing the old fag.

They're chastising...

...the despicable drag!

Aren't we all despicable?

You can be despicable all you want.

Leave the others.

What the hell! I didn't do anything.

Why are you scolding me?

Chicha! Shut up!

How can I shut up? Look at

the way they are talking to us!

If they don't really want

to help us, Why are they here?

OK, it looks like you have got

your strength back. Let's move on.

Sh*t! You big mouth!

We can't get any more rest.

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