Scary Movie 2 Page #13

Cindy and Shorty finish eating, and toss the final bones in

the box. Cindy closes the box, She notices something strange

in the kitchen.

NEW ANGLE:

All the cabinet doors are open and the chairs are stacked on

the table.

CINDY:

(to Shorty)

Did you do that?

SHORTY:

Uh, uh.

CINDY:

You better go get Dwight and the

Professor.

Shorty exits.

CUT TO:

INT. KITCHEN -- MOMENTS LATER

Shorty returns with the Professor and Dwight.

Cindy finishes drawing something on the floor.

PROFESSOR:

Alright, Cindy, what's so important?

CINDY:

Professor, you guys gotta see this.

Dwight, come here.

Cindy grabs Dwight's chair, places him in a circle on the

floor. In front of the circle are arrows pointing to the

wall.

DWIGHT:

What the hell are you doing?

CINDY:

Just wait, you'll see.

A BEAT:

Dwight's chair moves by itself, slamming Dwight head first

into the wall.

CINDY:

(excited)

Yippie! Wasn't that amazing?

PROFESSOR:

It's some kind of energy field. We

better record this.

CINDY:

Got my camera right here.

Professor grabs Dwight's chair. Dwight is still dazed as he

is placed back in the circle. Again, his chair flies forward,

slamming him into the wall.

CINDY:

I got it!

PROFESSOR:

That's fantastic. Our first

phenomenon. This is going to be a

great weekend. You guys better get

some sleep. Dwight and I will take

over from here.

CUT TO:

INT. DARK HALLWAY -- LATER

GHOST POV:

It moves through the hallway to Theo's room.

INT. THEO'S BEDROOM -- CONTINUOUS

Ghost CAM finds Theo sitting at the vanity table removing

her makeup.

Theo senses something. She looks around.

THEO:

Hello, hello?

She shrugs and continues to remove her make-up.

Theo notices a pimple.

THEO:

Damn.

SPLAT!!! Goo hits the mirror as she pops the pimple.

GHOST'S REACTION.

Theo reaches for a brush. As she looks down the mirror is

tipped-up by the ghost. She doesn't notice.

Theo looks up and notices something else. There's a booger

in her nose.

THEO:

Oh, my. How long has that been there?

She picks her nose and flicks the booger.

The booger lands on the ghost. We see it shaking wildly as

the ghost tries to get it off.

Theo lifts her foot up and cracks her toes. She examines her

feet.

THEO:

Oh, I need a pedicure.

She looks on the table for something.

THEO:

Sh*t, forgot my clippers. Aw, f***

it.

She raises her foot to her mouth and bites her toenail.

GHOST (V.O.)

Ugh.

THEO:

Huh? Who said that?

Theo gets up and locks her door.

Not knowing the ghost is behind her, she turns and faces

him.

GHOST POV:

Theo unhooks her bra.

CLOSE ON:

The bra. As it hits the floor we see two false breasts fall

out.

REVEAL:

Theo's real breasts are saggy.

Theo scratches her breasts under, on top, and around the

nipples until she's satisfied.

THEO:

Ahhh, that's better.

She walks past the ghost still scratching, this time under

her arm.

THEO:

Whew, not fresh are we?

By now, the ghost is ready to give up. From his POV we see

he doesn't follow Theo.

Theo bends over to get something out of her bag.

GHOST POV:

Theo's perfect ass.

He makes his move.

The Ghost CAMERA moves in on Theo's ass.

Just as he's about to attack, Theo farts, loudly, releasing

a translucent green gas that makes the ghost sickened face

visible for an instant.

The Ghost, waving in front of his nose.

THEO:

Whew. I was holding that one in all

day.

She stands and turns. We see she's holding a box of tampons.

That's it. The ghost takes off running, slamming the door

behind him.

CUT TO:

INT. HALLWAY -- NIGHT

Cindy is walking to her bedroom.

Suddenly, she hears someone whispering her name.

VOICE:

Cindy... Cindy Cindy.

She stops and listens.

VOICE:

Cindy... Cindy...

CINDY:

Who is it? Who are you?

VOICE:

Help us Cindy. Help us.

CINDY:

Help you how?

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