Scary Movie 2 Page #15

RAY:

I just wanted to make sure you were

okay.

BRENDA:

I'm fine. Just a few bruises.

RAY:

So, I guess I can go now.

BRENDA:

No, stay.

RAY:

You sure?

BRENDA:

Yeah, I think I'll feel better

sleeping in the arms of a strong

man.

RAY:

Yeah, me too.

Brenda gives a confused look.

BRENDA:

I'm gonna take a shower. I'll be

right back.

Brenda exits.

Ray sits on the bed for a moment. He notices a clown doll

sitting in a rocking chair across the room. The moonlight

gives the clown face an eerie glow.

Ray takes off his shirt and tosses it at the clown, covering

its face an causing the chair to rock.

Ray gets down and does a few push-ups.

CLOSE ON:

The door. A fog-like mist comes into the room. Ray feels a

chill and checks the thermostat.

RAY:

Damn, it's cold.

Ray goes to retrieve his shirt. He notices the clown is gone.

Ray looks around and doesn't see the clown doll anywhere.

Suddenly, a rustling noise comes from under the bed.

Ray's breathing, quickens. He knows where he must now look.

Ray slowly lowers himself head first to the floor of the

bed, in preparation to look under it.

He very, very carefully lifts the dust ruffle and lets the

top of his head touch the rug. Ray is upside-down as he looks

into the darkness under his bed.

Under the bed. The clown is there, face to face with him,

smiling sardonically.

In the split-second it takes for a child to draw a breath

and let it out through the vocal chords, the clown wraps its

five foot extension arms around Ray's neck, cutting off half

his air.

WIDE ANGLE HIGH.

Struggling now for his life, Ray is dragged helplessly under

the bed and out of sight. Under the bed we hear a struggle,

followed by the evil laugh of the clown.

CLOWN DOLL (V.O.)

Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee!

RAY (V.O.)

Oh, you want to play!

We hear more struggling.

CLOWN DOLL (V.O.)

Hey, stop that? Homey don't play

that.

The clown attempts to climb from under the bed, only to be

dragged back under by Ray. Now we hear Ray laughing,

maniacally.

RAY (V.O.)

Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee!

CLOWN DOLL (V.O.)

No! No! Noooooo!!!

INT. BRENDA'S BEDROOM -- MOMENTS LATER

Brenda enters to find Ray out of breath, and buckling his

pants.

BRENDA:

Are you okay? I thought I heard

screaming.

RAY:

Oh, I'm fine... just clowning around.

ANGLE ON:

The clown doll. His pants are down by his ankles. His head

turns to the camera. His smile is gone, replaced by a frown.

A single tear is running down his face.

INT. ALEX'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT

The window blows open. Curtains flutter in the wind.

Alex sleeping. Her head back, her mouth open. She snores,

lightly, unaware of the presence in the room. A breeze brushes

past her causing her hair to move. Alex remains asleep.

CLOSE ON:

ALEX:

The ghost pulls up her t-shirt to reveal a pair of perfect

breasts.

Her breasts get squeezed at the base, and bulge out like

water balloons, but she still doesn't wake up.

The GHOST continues kissing her neck.

Alex moans, still sleeping.

CLOSE ON:

ALEX'S FACE

Her mouth opens wider. We see a growing indentation in her

cheek as if something is going in and out of her mouth.

Suddenly, Alex's eyes open. She sits up and tries to speak.

ALEX:

Mmph! Mmph!

The back of her head stretches to the shape of a penis.

Alex struggles with the force, finally breaking free.

ALEX:

Somebody help! Help!

The ghost pins her to the bed and attacks her. Throwing her

arms over her head, Alex screams.

ALEX:

(startled)

Ah!

Then throwing her legs behind her head, she screams again.

ALEX:

Oh! Okay.

The ghost starts f***ing Alex. He's very rough and dominate.

ALEX:

(intrigued)

Oh, my God. Yes! Yes!

The ghost drags her up the wall and over a portrait of a

solemn looking man.

Then Alex's butt slides over his face and the man is now

smiling.

The ghost drags her across the ceiling and crashes her head

into the light fixture.

The sexual Olympics continue as she spider-walks down the

wall and is dragged across the floor, smoke comes up from

beneath her.

ALEX:

Oooh. Oooh. Rug burn. Rug burn.

The ghost gets Alex back to the bed and flips her over to

reveal tire skid marks down her back.

Still the sexcapades continue.

CUT TO:

EXT. HOUSE -- CONTINUOUS

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